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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
has a car alarm ever stopped a car theft? i was going to say something like "i think 99.9% of the time a car alarm goes off it just annoys anyone remotely nearby" but thinking about it a little more i might be convinced it's 100%. yes i am posting this because a car alarm is going off outside
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
he trepanned his temples, right?
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
watching the soap opera episode
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026
not taking feedback on this unless it's good
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026
Changing the way I pronounce “TD Bank” to “titty bank”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/09/2026
“I live my life one diaper at a time”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/09/2026
Just experienced a reverse Charlie Kirk situation with a lanternfly (it smacked me so hard in the forehead it died)
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 12/09/2026
Guy next to us on the ferry was talking about Nathan for You and said “I initially liked it for the suggestions to the businesses”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/09/2026
Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “GIRL DAD” walking down the street holding the hand of a young boy. Not analyzing this, just reporting it
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/09/2026
On this Labor Day, remember that the crews of ghost ships are in exploitative contracts with demonic entities and had to literally sell their souls for eternally steady work. Rather than blaming them for all the “spooky ghost piracy” you experience, stand in solidarity with them
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 05/09/2026
We were just watching a short documentary on candy making and they said “it was discovered they were using child labor” and @alisonalison.bsky.social said “ooh chai labor sounds yummy”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 04/09/2026
whenever joe bastianich opens his mouth on masterchef im like
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 31/08/2026
There are Lydia Tars everywhere for those with eyes to see
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/08/2026
Accidentally left my RideWithGPS turned on for the whale watching boat we went on, does this count as doxing whales
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 27/08/2026
When a deep voice guy dies an angel’s balls descend
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/08/2026
lifeguard with a sniper rifle making sure there are NO drowning deaths on the beach
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/08/2026
Rerouted up a (small) mountain on this one due to a gravel path getting washed out
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 17/08/2026
i spent an insane amount of time combining my old conditioner bottle with my new conditioner bottle
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 16/08/2026
*christopher nolan batman beating nancy pelosi’s dui husband with a bat-hammer* WHERE’S NANCY *POW!* WHERE IS SHE *BIFF!*
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026
The wonderful cat rescue we work with needs to rehome a bunch of cats by the second week of August. If you’re in New York and willing to foster a cat, hit me up and I can put you in contact! They can provide litterbox/litter/food if you need it. It’s where Guy came from
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026
super mario rpg sonic the hedgehog donkey kong 3 adventures of lolo 1 and 2 kings knight dig dug chew man fu harvest moon league puzzle pokemon toejam and earl in panic on funkotron castlevania fatal fury ninja jajamaru-kun actraiser blazing lasers bases loaded mega turrican cybernator rolling thund
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/07/2026
Did a fun one yesterday strava.app.link/QdZQsABr54b
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 22/07/2026
Oskar Eustis has stepped into this device
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026
I despise the electric cars that blast fake synth engine noise. They’re louder than regular cars (at least in the parts of the spectrum we listen to) and they’re not safer. If you’re on the ground you can hear their tires on pavement. I shouldn’t hear them up in my apartment!
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 17/07/2026
Is this good
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/07/2026
Matt Damon’s plastic surgeon has turned him into Brad Pitt (who I assume has the same surgeon)
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026
people mad that it's not called "the search for more money" need to remember that title was a play on "star trek III: the search for spock," which had just released a couple years earlier
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026
A ladybug landed on my crotch while I was headed to Ayat. It was finally freed from its imprisonment in Lindsey Graham’s taint
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 12/07/2026
mitch mcconnell was unable to comment on the passing of his friend and colleague lindsay graham because, according to his staff, he is in the middle of a 56-hour tantric sex ritual
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 10/07/2026
We have a new foster-to-adopt cat and we don’t want to keep the name she came with so until we can come up with one we like we’re calling her “Gatorade”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 08/07/2026
joined a book club and immediately ingratiated myself by introducing them to anna’s archive
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/07/2026
Apparently a bunch of people downloaded Start the Steal this week. If you’re one of them: enjoy! And if you have not listened yet, it’s a lot of fun, and can be found on the Dungeons + Drama Nerds pod cast feed
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 06/07/2026
I think the stupidest thing about the Obsession discourse is "the One Wish Willow isn't evil, Bear just made a bad wish!" What are you fucking talking about, IN THE FILM the tech support guy gets all menacing and is like "she's heeere with meeee" and puts a kidnappee on the phone
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 04/07/2026
Got out of Aliens in 70mm and was greeted by this
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 03/07/2026
Now that they’re making feature films of stuff like “guy with sirens for a head” how long will it be before we have 5 simultaneous disaster movie adaptations of those 30 second “wyd in this situation” videos with a meteor blowing up the planet or a giant grabbing your airplane
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 03/07/2026
Pee for Vendetta
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 02/07/2026
they want to replace everyone below ceos, but above manual laborers, with llms to force all the computer job people to become manual laborers so they take a pay cut. then they want to replace all the manual laborers with humanoid robots so they can kill everyone who's not a ceo.
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/06/2026
They should do a “sub way takes” where the take is “this show is fucking stupid” and then the person getting interviewed takes out a baseball bat as the camera abruptly cuts and also it’s the last episode of the show.
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/06/2026
I was getting ready for a 400k bike ride I’m doing tomorrow and just spent 20 minutes looking for a tiny part that I eventually found already mounted to my bike exactly where it was supposed to be
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/06/2026
could you fuck the pussy on the top of zeus’s head that got created when he gave birth to athena
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/06/2026
people who can't handle the current nancy comics would instantly start to suffer the symptoms of toxic shock syndrome if they picked up a zine
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/06/2026
disclosure day might be one of the worst movies ever made
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 24/06/2026
Hell YES dude FUCK Espaillat, that asshole couldn’t kill me when he tried and he can’t even keep his seat!
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/06/2026
Went to the bathroom and heard my work computer freaking out with error noises
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 22/06/2026
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/06/2026
“get in the basket wemby, or rei will have to do it again.”
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hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/06/2026
bartender who does it “coldstone style” by mixing the liquids directly on the bar surface
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy pride from Porygon everyone. This was a real conversation.
A four frame comic about how I did not know Porygon was an artifical Pokémon. In the first frame I am talking to my friend and saying "Porygon is my favorite pokémon!". My friend replies "Ah yeh, he's very cute.". In the second frame my frame bumps me in the shoulder playfully and says "A shame he's AI right?". I appear confused and say "what". In the third frame I ask "Porygon is AI?". She replies: "What did you think he was?". I say: "A rock?" and she says "What kinda rock is that?". We both appear confused. In the fourth frame a drawing of a happy porygon is shown. I say: "A gay rock?"
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