hell is other websites @benferber.com · 30/09/2026has a car alarm ever stopped a car theft? i was going to say something like "i think 99.9% of the time a car alarm goes off it just annoys anyone remotely nearby" but thinking about it a little more i might be convinced it's 100%. yes i am posting this because a car alarm is going off outside 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/09/2026Changing the way I pronounce “TD Bank” to “titty bank” 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/09/2026Just experienced a reverse Charlie Kirk situation with a lanternfly (it smacked me so hard in the forehead it died) 001
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 12/09/2026Guy next to us on the ferry was talking about Nathan for You and said “I initially liked it for the suggestions to the businesses” 020
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/09/2026Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “GIRL DAD” walking down the street holding the hand of a young boy. Not analyzing this, just reporting it 001
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/09/2026On this Labor Day, remember that the crews of ghost ships are in exploitative contracts with demonic entities and had to literally sell their souls for eternally steady work. Rather than blaming them for all the “spooky ghost piracy” you experience, stand in solidarity with them 0233
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 05/09/2026We were just watching a short documentary on candy making and they said “it was discovered they were using child labor” and @alisonalison.bsky.social said “ooh chai labor sounds yummy” 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 04/09/2026whenever joe bastianich opens his mouth on masterchef im like 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 31/08/2026There are Lydia Tars everywhere for those with eyes to see 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/08/2026Accidentally left my RideWithGPS turned on for the whale watching boat we went on, does this count as doxing whales 120
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 27/08/2026When a deep voice guy dies an angel’s balls descend 030
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/08/2026lifeguard with a sniper rifle making sure there are NO drowning deaths on the beach 021
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/08/2026Rerouted up a (small) mountain on this one due to a gravel path getting washed out 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 17/08/2026i spent an insane amount of time combining my old conditioner bottle with my new conditioner bottle 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 16/08/2026*christopher nolan batman beating nancy pelosi’s dui husband with a bat-hammer* WHERE’S NANCY *POW!* WHERE IS SHE *BIFF!* 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026The wonderful cat rescue we work with needs to rehome a bunch of cats by the second week of August. If you’re in New York and willing to foster a cat, hit me up and I can put you in contact! They can provide litterbox/litter/food if you need it. It’s where Guy came from 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 29/07/2026super mario rpg sonic the hedgehog donkey kong 3 adventures of lolo 1 and 2 kings knight dig dug chew man fu harvest moon league puzzle pokemon toejam and earl in panic on funkotron castlevania fatal fury ninja jajamaru-kun actraiser blazing lasers bases loaded mega turrican cybernator rolling thund 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/07/2026Did a fun one yesterday strava.app.link/QdZQsABr54b 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 21/07/2026I despise the electric cars that blast fake synth engine noise. They’re louder than regular cars (at least in the parts of the spectrum we listen to) and they’re not safer. If you’re on the ground you can hear their tires on pavement. I shouldn’t hear them up in my apartment! 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/07/2026Matt Damon’s plastic surgeon has turned him into Brad Pitt (who I assume has the same surgeon) 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026people mad that it's not called "the search for more money" need to remember that title was a play on "star trek III: the search for spock," which had just released a couple years earlier 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/07/2026A ladybug landed on my crotch while I was headed to Ayat. It was finally freed from its imprisonment in Lindsey Graham’s taint 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 12/07/2026mitch mcconnell was unable to comment on the passing of his friend and colleague lindsay graham because, according to his staff, he is in the middle of a 56-hour tantric sex ritual 030
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 10/07/2026We have a new foster-to-adopt cat and we don’t want to keep the name she came with so until we can come up with one we like we’re calling her “Gatorade” 120
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 08/07/2026joined a book club and immediately ingratiated myself by introducing them to anna’s archive 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 07/07/2026Apparently a bunch of people downloaded Start the Steal this week. If you’re one of them: enjoy! And if you have not listened yet, it’s a lot of fun, and can be found on the Dungeons + Drama Nerds pod cast feed 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 06/07/2026I think the stupidest thing about the Obsession discourse is "the One Wish Willow isn't evil, Bear just made a bad wish!" What are you fucking talking about, IN THE FILM the tech support guy gets all menacing and is like "she's heeere with meeee" and puts a kidnappee on the phone 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 04/07/2026Got out of Aliens in 70mm and was greeted by this 030
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 03/07/2026Now that they’re making feature films of stuff like “guy with sirens for a head” how long will it be before we have 5 simultaneous disaster movie adaptations of those 30 second “wyd in this situation” videos with a meteor blowing up the planet or a giant grabbing your airplane 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 02/07/2026they want to replace everyone below ceos, but above manual laborers, with llms to force all the computer job people to become manual laborers so they take a pay cut. then they want to replace all the manual laborers with humanoid robots so they can kill everyone who's not a ceo. 100
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/06/2026They should do a “sub way takes” where the take is “this show is fucking stupid” and then the person getting interviewed takes out a baseball bat as the camera abruptly cuts and also it’s the last episode of the show. 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/06/2026I was getting ready for a 400k bike ride I’m doing tomorrow and just spent 20 minutes looking for a tiny part that I eventually found already mounted to my bike exactly where it was supposed to be 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 26/06/2026could you fuck the pussy on the top of zeus’s head that got created when he gave birth to athena 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/06/2026people who can't handle the current nancy comics would instantly start to suffer the symptoms of toxic shock syndrome if they picked up a zine 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 25/06/2026disclosure day might be one of the worst movies ever made 000
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 24/06/2026Hell YES dude FUCK Espaillat, that asshole couldn’t kill me when he tried and he can’t even keep his seat! 020
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 23/06/2026Went to the bathroom and heard my work computer freaking out with error noises 2304
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 14/06/2026“get in the basket wemby, or rei will have to do it again.” 010
hell is other websites @benferber.com · 13/06/2026bartender who does it “coldstone style” by mixing the liquids directly on the bar surface 010
Reposted by hell is other websitesXiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Happy pride from Porygon everyone. This was a real conversation. 4348171383