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Kleptoplast 🌱

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Solarpunk, biochem engineer, humanist This is the bug brigade: 🪱🐌🐜🦗🪳🦟🪲🪰🐝🦋🐞🐛🦂🕷️🦐🦀🦞 Copy & paste in your profile if you support the bug brigade

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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jestermaxxing by laughbaiting all my friends with my japeslop
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New York is the greatest city on planet earth
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is, frankly, a bonkers take
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We made a huge mistake and missed some kind of guy who the arrow is pointing at
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First look at "Oreo Cookie Diaper Goldfish Cracker Cucco" in the upcoming Legend of Zelda movie. In theaters April 30th, 2027.
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 16/09/2026
The beautiful thing about games is: there's something for everyone, and they're all amazing. And that's OK.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow, a girl with short hair, a punky look, and a swaggering attitude 🤩 Let’s see what this P!NK sounds like. 🎶🎵 Haha okay. A little more poppy than I was expecting, but let’s see what she has to say. “When I do my rock, I yell hooray! No one can take, my rock ideas away.”
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
Forget politics, these are the discussions that really matter. #MoonChild
Bluesky user K'eeg posts "Classic sonic games aren't 'games about going fast', they're 'games where you have the power to go fast'."

Bluesky user Nieveria responds: "Moon Child isn't a 'game about being his friend' it's a 'game where you've got the power to be his friend'."
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...
A screenshot of the fake forum page
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!
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Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I Played Katamari Damacy: the Results Were Erotic
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 09/09/2026
Link actually needs all those greebles to live but go ahead... Get your little jabs in
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WARNING ALL OOMFS: MUTE PENIS BIRD RIGHT NOW!! ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS GOT LEAKED!!
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Labor Day. I added a yellow hard hat on Tim Curry's head and I put a bunch of graphics of all kinds of tools floating around -- a hammer, saw, stethoscope, paintbrush, etc. I also added a red circle with a line through it, and in the circle is a pair of white shoes.
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 03/09/2026
Austin flowers: oh beehive!!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
Nation’s Overthinkers Convene To Determine What That’s Supposed To Mean theonion.com/nation-s-overthinkers-…
Nation’s Overthinkers Convene To Determine What That’s Supposed To Mean
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Donald J. Trump (real name: D’Nala Motherearth) has finally sown the seeds for the complete self-destruction of the kkkarnist menace. Thank you Mxter President— the mother goddess will reward your righteousness by reincarnating you as a mung bean. Veganism forever!
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Priit Pärn
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 19/08/2026
Appparently now spider man is a girl now, I guess it happened in the new movie?
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"But it wasn't a rock" Geologist: damn "...It was a rock, lobster" Marine biologist: now we're taking
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
D’arby from Jojo holding Poleneriff as a poker chip. He has a cat on his shoulder and is at a poker table .
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Smoking Piranha by Erika Lee Sears
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Pørky Draws @porkydraws.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
game ads used to be so cool... #PorkArt #Simpsons #FamilyGuy
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gem i am @geminican.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
WARIO MAN WARIO MAN WITH HIS CASH IN HIS HAND
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Boo @ghirga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
youtube thumbnail: EARTHBOUND IN FRASIER
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today is International Cat Day. May all cats be happy
A black-and-white cat sleeping with a small cat plush
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jarona!
A black-and-white cat wearing a costume inspired by Flowery from Deltarune Chapter 5
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Guy who only knows Yoda from Soul Calibur
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Ruru the Deer 🎃 @ruru-the-deer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Sea Bunny Sea Slug: Look At Him Go!
Alt: Sea Bunny Sea Slug: Look At Him Go!
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skitterhop @lossy.video · 15/05/2025
remember poem #mspaint
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
www.tumblr.com/outsidewolve...
A cartoon drawing of a box of butter titled "Gamer Butter: Lubricate your game!" Below, a farmer holds a v-shaped tuber and says "Yeah, I've got a V-Tuber...in fact, it won me a prize at the county fair!"
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 21/07/2026
POV you are competing in a triathlon and these guys pass you
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh, the dream, that I had last night, Melted into my pillow. I made peace with the time I had forgotten. #fanart #warioland4 #wario
Fanart of the ending and credits sequence in Wario Land 4. Wario is driving home through the desert in his car with a bag full of the treasure he collected from his adventure. In the skyline is the image of Princess Shokora and the black cat ("Kero Neko") and shop owner forms she took.
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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
your dud's my best friend!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The biggest mistake that England made in the World Cup was fielding a team made up entirely of English players. The talent simply isn’t there. If they got over their parochialism and added some foreign players to the team, they’d be a lot more successful.
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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Gettin' closer to the $15k goal! Thanks to all who have backed already! www.kickstarter.com/projects/kcg...
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Greatures, Level One
The first, actual, and REAL printed collection of the webcomic "Greatures," by cartoonist KC Green.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Right now, there’s a lot at steak. @theonion.com
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Jack @jackeber.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Proof Mother Nature has a sense of whimsy.
This is a sea slug called a Costasiella kuroshimae, commonly known as a "leaf sheep." It’s a type of sacoglossan nudibranch that can photosynthesize by incorporating algae into its body, giving it its leaf-like, green appearance.
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Am I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[Q] Discotechly speaking, how many of you like turn the volume to the max...? and dance like there is no tomorrow ? [A] not the right section, but anyway. not me, coz loud volume cause ear damage. peace [2010]
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"There are no role models for men" ever heard of Dr. Worm
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