Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026jestermaxxing by laughbaiting all my friends with my japeslop 1406
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026New York is the greatest city on planet earth 12816183
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Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack. 8345161265
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this is, frankly, a bonkers take 712733
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe. 10971101378
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We made a huge mistake and missed some kind of guy who the arrow is pointing at 916117
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 16/09/2026First look at "Oreo Cookie Diaper Goldfish Cracker Cucco" in the upcoming Legend of Zelda movie. In theaters April 30th, 2027. 2348
Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 16/09/2026The beautiful thing about games is: there's something for everyone, and they're all amazing. And that's OK. 010
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Wow, a girl with short hair, a punky look, and a swaggering attitude 🤩 Let’s see what this P!NK sounds like. 🎶🎵 Haha okay. A little more poppy than I was expecting, but let’s see what she has to say. “When I do my rock, I yell hooray! No one can take, my rock ideas away.” 21879
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026Forget politics, these are the discussions that really matter. #MoonChild 101080244
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp... 771175560
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/20269/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!avclub.comRead This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11 7251122
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I Played Katamari Damacy: the Results Were Erotic 1490207
Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 09/09/2026Link actually needs all those greebles to live but go ahead... Get your little jabs in 020
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026WARNING ALL OOMFS: MUTE PENIS BIRD RIGHT NOW!! ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS GOT LEAKED!! 81172402
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026Nation’s Overthinkers Convene To Determine What That’s Supposed To Mean theonion.com/nation-s-overthinkers-… 111275151
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out 433145383
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Donald J. Trump (real name: D’Nala Motherearth) has finally sown the seeds for the complete self-destruction of the kkkarnist menace. Thank you Mxter President— the mother goddess will reward your righteousness by reincarnating you as a mung bean. Veganism forever! 212722
Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 19/08/2026Appparently now spider man is a girl now, I guess it happened in the new movie? 110
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"But it wasn't a rock" Geologist: damn "...It was a rock, lobster" Marine biologist: now we're taking 071
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Smoking Piranha by Erika Lee Sears 6896154
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Pørky Draws @porkydraws.bsky.social · 13/08/2026game ads used to be so cool... #PorkArt #Simpsons #FamilyGuy 92011727
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱gem i am @geminican.bsky.social · 11/08/2026WARIO MAN WARIO MAN WITH HIS CASH IN HIS HAND 111362431
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Today is International Cat Day. May all cats be happy 119129632620
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Guy who only knows Yoda from Soul Calibur 0182
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Ruru the Deer 🎃 @ruru-the-deer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comSea Bunny Sea Slug: Look At Him Go!Alt: Sea Bunny Sea Slug: Look At Him Go! 0588
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 21/07/2026www.tumblr.com/outsidewolve... 122113449
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 21/07/2026POV you are competing in a triathlon and these guys pass you 1347711429
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Oh, the dream, that I had last night, Melted into my pillow. I made peace with the time I had forgotten. #fanart #warioland4 #wario 131233455
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026your dud's my best friend! 222540592
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The biggest mistake that England made in the World Cup was fielding a team made up entirely of English players. The talent simply isn’t there. If they got over their parochialism and added some foreign players to the team, they’d be a lot more successful. 1858119
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Gettin' closer to the $15k goal! Thanks to all who have backed already! www.kickstarter.com/projects/kcg...kickstarter.comGreatures, Level OneThe first, actual, and REAL printed collection of the webcomic "Greatures," by cartoonist KC Green. 15626
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Right now, there’s a lot at steak. @theonion.com 941155
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Jack @jackeber.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Proof Mother Nature has a sense of whimsy. 461576277
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Am I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 08/07/2026[Q] Discotechly speaking, how many of you like turn the volume to the max...? and dance like there is no tomorrow ? [A] not the right section, but anyway. not me, coz loud volume cause ear damage. peace [2010] 061
Reposted by Kleptoplast 🌱Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"There are no role models for men" ever heard of Dr. Worm 23835261