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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

First look at "Oreo Cookie Diaper Goldfish Cracker Cucco" in the upcoming Legend of Zelda movie. In theaters April 30th, 2027.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Martin, you won't regret this. Welcome to TEAM FUTURE!

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I hate how obvious it is that the creators of WALL-E wanted to fuck him.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

First look at Ricky Gervais in Nintendo's R.O.B. Movie. 👀

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

My life is nothing but a Pepe greentext.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The man who murdered my family would probably only get 1 star for that in GTA, so I've decided to forgive him.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

This is Paint's dad, logging on here to share some sad news: Last night, as my son was driving home from work, there was a deadly car accident which unfortunately didn't involve him at all. Everyone please pray for my son's early and gruesome demise! 💐

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Sean "Diddy" Combs will voice Baby Yoshi and sing a song in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Source: Nintendo

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I suspect my penny collection will be worth millions very soon.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ. Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

NYC's mayoral election is already suppressing voters. 🙃 I kept up with every debate and poll only to find out I can't vote. All because I've never actually been to America.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. 😂

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

BREAKING: Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

As a Midwesterner, I never realized how weird our slang is until I moved to NYC... Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!" Everyone always gets SO confused! 😂

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis." It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

NEVER give money to the homeless—they'll just waste it on something cheap.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America. Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! 🔥

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Fuck no. We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! 🇺🇸

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. 😲

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool. #RoastBeast

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I hope this doesn't sound mean but I kind of think everyone stupid enough to be manipulated by this video should be banished to an Antarctic research facility and experimented on for the rest of eternity.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

My Dad remarried 2 times—wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. 🤔

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

In 2008 all you had to do to become a YouTuber was rap about The Legend of Zelda but now you're expected to do English homework and write essays.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

iDubbbz said the next Content Cop is on the SpongeBob episode "House Fancy" for torturing Squidward. 👀

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

How I feel lately as a Mizayaki (Studio Ghibili) fanboy who knows how to ChatGPT. 😢

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

This ChatGPT update is INSANE... Imagine telling someone 10 years ago that you can ask a computer to draw a picture and in mere seconds, it can generate a highly-detailed apology about why it "can't" make images of "Super Mario in the style of naked."

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I'm taking a stupid person's idea of a smart person's poop on the potty rn... 👀 💯

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Unethical animal experiments have been LEGALIZED! 👀🔥‼️ Experiments could roam the Earth by 2026. 🌎

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

> Charisma (famous YouTuber) > Leadership (years of running a social media empire) > Influence (popularized music for an entire generation) > Honesty and civility (gave Not Like Us a 0 for its use of personal attacks) Now say it with me: "President Anthony Fantano." #Fantano2028

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Eminem + Dr. Seuss!? Somebody pinch me!!! 🙌

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Just tried to explain Dan Hentschel to a female on Hinge... but to do that I had to explain Dril, The Onion, 2016 Internet, the "black and chinese" guy and even a bit of 4chan lore. Came off as a total MK Ultra CIA psyop schizo lol... she ended up unmatching. 😂 Dudes rock.

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Dear Mango Mussolini (Trump), "Gulf of America" will NEVER happen! And guess what? Every high school textbook in America still says the same thing: "Gulf of—" never mind, I just checked and the entire map is covered by a doodle of a big giant enormous sexy penis. 😐

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Imagine trying to explain this Kanye Twitter crashout to a normie or a coworker... 😭

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Okay but why does hittin' licks, hustlin' that gas, trappin' out the bandos, and snuffin' out the opps actually look kind of... FUN???? 😭

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

That's it. I'm officially BEEFING with Ye. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does a substitute teacher know about beef?" I beefed with an annoying kid named Kyle for 12 years. I spread so many rumors... Everyone ended up hating him because of me and now he's homeless! 😂

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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Just saying... I'm a substitute teacher and if I said what Kanye is saying, I'd be fired! I won't rest until justice is served and Kanye West's teaching license is SUSPENDED. Who's with me? ✊

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