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Kleptoplast 🌱

@kleptoplast.moth.gay
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Solarpunk, biochem engineer, humanist This is the bug brigade: 🪱🐌🐜🦗🪳🦟🪲🪰🐝🦋🐞🐛🦂🕷️🦐🦀🦞 Copy & paste in your profile if you support the bug brigade

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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 6h
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Bernie 🌸 @stelladette.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Coffee & kitties ☀️ #fireemblem #fefw #FE万紫千紅
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R. P. Genocraft @rpgenocraft.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A little bit of Flowery in my life A little bit of Hey Guys by my side A little bit of Mostlys all I need A little bit Sustingus what I see A little Sanfrandisco Here I Come A little It's My Jarona all night long A little bit of All According To Plant A little bit of Glue makes me Your Dad (Nonono!)
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 08/10/2026
the most powerful animal on the entire goddamn planet
a digital pencil drawing of the electric sheep pokemon mareep standing on a patch of grass, over his head is his name "the banjo tooie level grunty industries" and below that his current level which is 9999999999999999999999
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 09/10/2026
Any of them could be sex Mickey, in a manner of thinking
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stinktober
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 09/10/2026
Happy Stinktober bsky #stinktober2026 #Stunky
A little stunky drawn in a hialrious MS.Paint Style is saying "Hang on, let me do the face!" when a big stunky is looking at their stinkers license (they look like a little pixel sprite from Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, or Platinum; in the license 'picture).  Next "panel" shows the big stunky saying "OK! I believe you... now! "Signed, Big Stunky"". the reason they says this is because the little MSPaint stunky has curiously reverted to its own little pixel sprite that more closely resembles the one on the license! isn't that funny?
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
omg you guys my printer had a puppy!! isn’t she cute ^_^
product photo of an old gameboy printer
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lammy the Yapper (commission)
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jestermaxxing by laughbaiting all my friends with my japeslop
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New York is the greatest city on planet earth
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 28/09/2026
I think one just won the most popular song award
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 36/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 25/09/2026
you might have heard of "over the garden wall", well, get ready for "over the hedge"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is, frankly, a bonkers take
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 23/09/2026
Fintstone would actually think YOUR generation was coddled. Back in the Fintstones days everyone died of cave poisoning in their 30s and their Mommy's only made yucky dinosaur meals and they had to smoke a lot of cigarettes
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We made a huge mistake and missed some kind of guy who the arrow is pointing at
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job Grum
Alt: Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job Grum
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First look at "Oreo Cookie Diaper Goldfish Cracker Cucco" in the upcoming Legend of Zelda movie. In theaters April 30th, 2027.
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 16/09/2026
The beautiful thing about games is: there's something for everyone, and they're all amazing. And that's OK.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow, a girl with short hair, a punky look, and a swaggering attitude 🤩 Let’s see what this P!NK sounds like. 🎶🎵 Haha okay. A little more poppy than I was expecting, but let’s see what she has to say. “When I do my rock, I yell hooray! No one can take, my rock ideas away.”
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
Forget politics, these are the discussions that really matter. #MoonChild
Bluesky user K'eeg posts "Classic sonic games aren't 'games about going fast', they're 'games where you have the power to go fast'."

Bluesky user Nieveria responds: "Moon Child isn't a 'game about being his friend' it's a 'game where you've got the power to be his friend'."
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...
A screenshot of the fake forum page
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 is a great day to reread my viral Seinfeld spec and to remember I’m one of the most talented TV writers available to write for your show. I have $225k in student loans and my family is about to pay OOP for my dad’s post-stroke rehab, so you’d better believe I’m gonna give you my best!
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Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I Played Katamari Damacy: the Results Were Erotic
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 09/09/2026
Link actually needs all those greebles to live but go ahead... Get your little jabs in
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WARNING ALL OOMFS: MUTE PENIS BIRD RIGHT NOW!! ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS GOT LEAKED!!
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Labor Day. I added a yellow hard hat on Tim Curry's head and I put a bunch of graphics of all kinds of tools floating around -- a hammer, saw, stethoscope, paintbrush, etc. I also added a red circle with a line through it, and in the circle is a pair of white shoes.
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 03/09/2026
Austin flowers: oh beehive!!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
Nation’s Overthinkers Convene To Determine What That’s Supposed To Mean theonion.com/nation-s-overthinkers-…
Nation’s Overthinkers Convene To Determine What That’s Supposed To Mean
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Donald J. Trump (real name: D’Nala Motherearth) has finally sown the seeds for the complete self-destruction of the kkkarnist menace. Thank you Mxter President— the mother goddess will reward your righteousness by reincarnating you as a mung bean. Veganism forever!
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 26/08/2026
But it wosn't
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 26/08/2026
Fine here's the version for grammar sticklers
The same meme as before, but with impeccable grammer
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 26/08/2026
Thought would be if you still think it, thinked is if you changed your mind -- you could say "used to think" instead but unnecessarily formal for a meme
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 26/08/2026
Past tense because he didn't think it anymore after it was revealed to be disappointing
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 26/08/2026
"guy with a bunch of knives meme format": girl: "my grand theft auto got leaked to be cringe" guy with trilby and knives in back: "wow that most of been terrible (thinked that Metroid prime 4 would of been good)"
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Priit Pärn
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 20/08/2026
Ohhh I get it it's kind of like Batman cartoon
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 19/08/2026
Thank you!!! 🤠
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 19/08/2026
I never win these things but what's the harm in trying...?
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 19/08/2026
Yay!!!
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Kleptoplast 🌱 @kleptoplast.moth.gay · 19/08/2026
My idea for spider man would be a little more interesting and better than the classic one - he would be a normal spider wearing shoes like a man
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