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Mousmine

@mouses.house
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30 y/o trans woman, mouse & actual angel. mouses.house

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Mousmine @mouses.house · 38m
guy who is still not over kindergarten gf: We used to ride the seesaw and you was always in the air because i was heavier do you remember
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 21h
Drink and you'll piss it
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 27/09/2026
I feel simultaneously quite good and like a mindless automaton. Perhaps I'm just meant to be pushed around
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 27/09/2026
Almost Locktober — time for you to CANCEL that Discord Nitro! And put allll your smug little Anime emojis in PRISON
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 25/09/2026
I'm 30 years old, I thought I wouldn't be able to hear CRT whine anymore by now. What gives?
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 24/09/2026
I need babes... Maslow... come thru for me Maslow
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 23/09/2026
Q: How can you see into my eyes? A: Like open doors!
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 21/09/2026
thank u youtube ai english dub
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 21/09/2026
im cute as a damn button
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 21/09/2026
Life update: In an attempt to mitigate the top shortage in my city an evil megacorporation has resurrected my corpse as RoboTop. However, I am occasionally plagued by fractured memories of being a bottom
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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m. sensibilia @loveshy.icu · 18/09/2026
i love when old ass chasers show up on lex
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 18/09/2026
Guy who doesn't know the word comedy: I think I'm in the mood for a you laugh you lose movie
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WangleLine @wangleline.com · 17/09/2026
Destroying my opponents in the mcdonalds of ideas
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 17/09/2026
Flaunting my maturity
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🐌 @sneil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
talking to a woman for longer than 3 minutes and she asks why my discord status suddenly changed to Shawty Whisperer
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 17/09/2026
I will never start a fight. I will never take a bite. I will never test my might. I will always cower in fright #MyCreed
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 16/09/2026
I can tell people aren't normal and nice because people are not normal and nice enough to me and when I am normal and nice to people they treat me like I'm an angel descended from heaven
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 15/09/2026
i can tell... i'm nothing but an insect to you. An insect with a great rack
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 14/09/2026
they should invent a woman who's nice to me
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 14/09/2026
Does it hurt? Seeing your friend Wojack turn into a DOOMER right in front of your eyes... and knowing there's NOTHING you can do to stop it?
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 12/09/2026
PEMDASSIANS! by Pete & Paul
Issue 173: "Real S**t"

In this issue of Pemdassians, a group of numbers are gathered in an abandoned warehouse.
SEVEN: "Nine lost fair and square. None of you were there. Look, just... DROP this already, will you? There's greater powers at play here, things you can't even COMPREHEND..."
THREE: "Seven... none of us know anything about your battles, but nothing you've just said excuses ANYTHING you've done. Nine was a good man... and you ATE him. Look what it's done to Six!"
Six stands behind Three, trembling with fear.
SEVEN: "You just won't let up, huh? Well... it's not like I expected you to understand. You know, what wasn't even the ORIGINAL Nine."
Seven reaches for a cigarette.
SIX: "u-um... t-the... original? W... W-what could you p-possibly be saying..."
In a flashback, a crazy-looking Nine with a trail of decimals is shown, cackling and repeating "Number Nine... Number Nine..."
SEVEN: "That... THING... was an IRRATIONAL... TORTURED out of Nine by the FRACTIONS. They're still holding him now, they know he's got the greatest potential out of all of us DIGITS..."
TWO: "Digits? Fractions? Irrational? What the HELL are you talking about? Listen, you better cut the CRAP soon, 'cause we're all getting REAL tired of your SHIT, Sevs."
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 12/09/2026
I spent like four hours making this shit in Gimp. Lmfao
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 12/09/2026
PEMDASSIANS! by Pete & Paul
Issue 173: "Real S**t"

In this issue of Pemdassians, a group of numbers are gathered in an abandoned warehouse.
SEVEN: "Nine lost fair and square. None of you were there. Look, just... DROP this already, will you? There's greater powers at play here, things you can't even COMPREHEND..."
THREE: "Seven... none of us know anything about your battles, but nothing you've just said excuses ANYTHING you've done. Nine was a good man... and you ATE him. Look what it's done to Six!"
Six stands behind Three, trembling with fear.
SEVEN: "You just won't let up, huh? Well... it's not like I expected you to understand. You know, what wasn't even the ORIGINAL Nine."
Seven reaches for a cigarette.
SIX: "u-um... t-the... original? W... W-what could you p-possibly be saying..."
In a flashback, a crazy-looking Nine with a trail of decimals is shown, cackling and repeating "Number Nine... Number Nine..."
SEVEN: "That... THING... was an IRRATIONAL... TORTURED out of Nine by the FRACTIONS. They're still holding him now, they know he's got the greatest potential out of all of us DIGITS..."
TWO: "Digits? Fractions? Irrational? What the HELL are you talking about? Listen, you better cut the CRAP soon, 'cause we're all getting REAL tired of your SHIT, Sevs."
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 12/09/2026
Something about 67 just doesn't sit right with me. I mean... it's as if 6 just FORGOT that 789
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 12/09/2026
People like to say extreme wealth gives you the equivalent of brain damage so I shudder to imagine what being under two duvets is doing to my cognitive function
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 10/09/2026
what my body needs more than anything is to receive a brain transplant from a top
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 10/09/2026
Suddenly become a tomato-juice-drinking pervert!!
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 10/09/2026
you can tell from the way some people post that they've never lived through a boil order
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 10/09/2026
Doesn't sigh... STILL unzips
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Ctrl+Shift+Esc @ctrlshiftesc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ctrl+Shift+Esc Comic 1: Mario's Fate Mario is trapped by evil nboser minions and is trapped in bricks for a millenia #comic #retro #mario #nintendo #retrogames #willyouhelpmario #ctrlshiftesc
Bowser makes a cunning plan to trap mario for a thoausnd years and wins as evil ruler, will you help mario or are you on bowsers side?
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 08/09/2026
yea i play visual novels
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 08/09/2026
fret not bro. you fret you lose
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 06/09/2026
Sigh i guess no one wants a kind gentle big small girl with fluffy vibes any more these days
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 06/09/2026
im so happy and relaxed. why am i ever worried abt anything
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 10/11/2024
Missed connection
A microsoft paint comic.
First panel: A dejected old man at a picnic table is reading a book, lamenting the fact that no one wants to talk to him because everyone walking around is looking at their phones.
Second panel: The first panel is revealed to be a drawing being made by an angry old man, who is drawing it while walking around town. Another identical old man is also seen drawing.
Third panel: A dejected young woman sitting on a bench is looking at her phone, lamenting the fact that she cannot talk to any old men about Genshin Impact because they're all busy walking around drawing comics about the state of society.

This is a repost of a comic I made in January 2024, based on an idea I had around 2016.
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 04/09/2026
ive successfully seen all 3 people who like spending time with me this week. now what. Do i have to do it again
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 03/09/2026
i can't believe it... It's a good week. Im having a good week
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🐌 @sneil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
german dnb guy: Jungle ist massive!
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 03/09/2026
Austin flowers: oh beehive!!!
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 02/09/2026
(camcorder mic) hey guys. im the self suck gamer, the game reviewer who can bend on down and reach his own cock. (voiceover mic) Ahhh Garegga
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🐌 @sneil.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
porn account: sighhh im so pent up... its a shame i have no one to help me out 🤤 me (not horny): your right bro. that is a shame
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 02/09/2026
I like a women who can to engage me feelsosoftically in the realm of the hind 🧠🧐🍷
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 01/09/2026
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE.

Tristan is awoken by a Navi From Zelda alarm clock sitting atop a GameCube nightstand. He has been sleeping in a SNES Controller bed.
He gets up and toasts toast in a toaster that looks like a squished Game Boy. Impatiently, he looks at his Mario Coin-shaped watch.
Then, he moves to the living room, and vacuums the room with a vacuum cleaner that looks like a large Wii Remote + Nunchuk. There are Minecraft paintings on the walls, there is a Fire Flower lamp on the ceiling, a couch shaped like a GameCube controller, a question mark block side table, and a missing texture rug.
Finally, he gets some time to himself. On his Nintendo Switch shaped TV, he watches an infomercial where Vince Offer is selling ShamWow with a picture of a NES controller on it.
Tristan says "Holy SHIT", gets his phone out and starts to call the phone number on the TV.
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 01/09/2026
this is how i pitch them to my friends sumtimes
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 01/09/2026
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE.

Tristan is awoken by a Navi From Zelda alarm clock sitting atop a GameCube nightstand. He has been sleeping in a SNES Controller bed.
He gets up and toasts toast in a toaster that looks like a squished Game Boy. Impatiently, he looks at his Mario Coin-shaped watch.
Then, he moves to the living room, and vacuums the room with a vacuum cleaner that looks like a large Wii Remote + Nunchuk. There are Minecraft paintings on the walls, there is a Fire Flower lamp on the ceiling, a couch shaped like a GameCube controller, a question mark block side table, and a missing texture rug.
Finally, he gets some time to himself. On his Nintendo Switch shaped TV, he watches an infomercial where Vince Offer is selling ShamWow with a picture of a NES controller on it.
Tristan says "Holy SHIT", gets his phone out and starts to call the phone number on the TV.
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 01/09/2026
"im getting executed by firing squad" Bro you should try getting recruited by a hiring squad 😂💀
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 31/08/2026
Do you think we've explored each others bodies
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