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Feminine Dave

@femininedave.bsky.social
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Militant Gandhiist. Socially inept, fiscally Lesbian. Part time hater and troll. I'm sorry and it won't happen again TEAM JACOB DNI One world one ppl 🇰🇵🇵🇸🇧🇹🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇫🇮🇱🇷🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇰🇭🇮🇷🇪🇺 They/Them

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Zebrasectomy @zebrasectomy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Danizg is what happens when a Gomba hits Peter Steele.
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George Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im watching star wars and i DONT!!!!!!!! LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!
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spoopy lilith @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
robert: Hank the funeral just started, where are you?

*hank is pulling into a chuck e cheese*

hank: just pulling in gimme a couple hours to park
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all must serve the cycle
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George Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they have much beauty and wonder in this calming artspace but i cant find a place to SHIT
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
QUIL NY THE NYQUIL GUY NyQuil rules. Quil Ny the NyQuil Guy Quil! Quil! Quil! Aciteminophen is a property of NyQuil.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Feminine Dave off the Nyquil what will they post abou
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Quaaludes are back yippee yippee
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How much salicylic acid do I have to eat before I have awesome dewy youthful skin? #skincare
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
pop punk? more like poop gunk rotflmfoaol
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I still get paid 200k a year to worship Satan. Find out how in my $30 course
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just started playing the Yakuza series! When does Yakub show up? #Sega #Yakuza #Yakub
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sadhguru sucks now. Never listen to a Guru that's just sad all the time. I'm only into Happyguru.
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ECKHART TOLLE DISCLOSURE IS COMING HE IS NOT WHAT HE SEENS (Unless he seems like a humanoid creature of some sort to you, in which case you're dead on) HE IS NOT A HOMO SAPIENS! EITHER SOMETHING ANCIENT OR VERY NEW? FUCK DEEPAK CHOPRA TOO #spirituality #philosophy
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me when I'm flicking my bean and the landlord starts painting
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pop punk is not a substitute for a personality
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Schroedinger's vasectomy
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inspirational quotes #fnv #gandhi
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Boycotting Starbucks has been the easiest shit ever. If you can't power through a boycott I'm not convinced you have a soul
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MPreg is a miracle. Miracles come from God. We WANT to see miracles. #Pentecostal #Mpreg #Trinitarian #Yaoi
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's not my place to gatekeep being white or not The only laws of Agartha are have fun, be yourself, and use your manners
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Estrogen could have saved her #typeonegative
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a call-out post to Eckhart Tolle you know what you did, you shifty Gnomey bastard
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
oenis lol haha
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As an avid longtime moral relativist, how do I handle PR when I'm inevitably "cancelled" for speaking my truth?
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George Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The George Lucas Word Of The Week Is upheaval
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton the Aryan race has fallen
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/04/2025
its so stupid that the star wars sequels were just the original trilogy again but worse instead of being about the new republic dealing with endless internal political bullshit, sexy clone palpatine strutting around, and kyp durron doing war crimes
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pate Chinois = Chinese Paste Quebecois cuisine is POISON
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Doomed yaoi
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is it just my imagination or were there way more hermit crabs 20 years ago?
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trickle down deez nuts
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President Ronald Reagan Smiling
ALT: President Ronald Reagan Smiling
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 22,1944
P1- NANCY IS WIPING THE SWEAT FROM HER FACE AS SHE WALKS DOWNTOWN 
NANCY:THIS HEATWAVE IS MAKING ME DIZZY 
P2- DOWN THE STREET A MAN IS SITTING ON A COUCH THATS BEEN LEFT AT THE CURB, HE IS READING A NEWSPAPER, AND BEHIND THE MAN ON THE COUCH A DOG IS SITTING ON TOP OF A TRASHCAN 
P3- NANCY WALKS BY THE MAN ON THE COUCH, BUT SHE ONLY SEES THE DOG APPARENTLY WITH HUMAN LEGS AND HANDS HOLDING THE NEWSPAPER
P4- NANCY IS HOLDING HER HEAD UNDER A WATER SPIGOT, RUNNING COLD WATER OVER HERSELF BECAUSE SHE THINKS THE HEAT HAS FINALLY GOTTEN TO HER
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Day 2 of Eckhart Tolle call-out posts
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cartoon violence for my real friends, real violence for my cartoon friends
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Very mysterious. Some might even say... Sapphic.
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hey all you weird perverts and maniacs, it is I, FEMININE DAVE. Gimme attention beyotch
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Eckhart Tolle is NOT a human being. He is at least partially Gnome or some other Fae creature tasked by the Gnome world with drip feeding predictive programming/preemptive disclosure. Possibly demonic. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, here come The Hobbits. #occult #conspiracy #gnome
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who actually posts heaters on this goddamn moth site?
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you don't fuck with Little Big Planet then kys #gamingthreads #gamer
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George Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
imagine that you took a big doodoo shit then fell into the backrooms and turned into pomni. wouldnt that be fucked up? im george lucas
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Skeletons are portrayed as fun-loving and mischievous mischievous because they dgaf no more. If you accept mortality you can also whimsymaxx and ball out like the boner boys do. #mementomori #boner #calciumswag
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Skeleton Reacts to Computer Screen
ALT: Skeleton Reacts to Computer Screen
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stoners have sticky hands, not unlike toddlers. Their gamer gunk is repulsive. #gamergunk #stoner
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dirty Sodas entering the mainstream zeitgeist is a frightening sign of the conquest of Mormonkind. Drinking one Mormon Girl Creamer will beam your location to Kolob like the One Ring to the Nazgûl.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In Singapore the penalty for drawing safe-edgy stoner headshop versions of Mickey Mouse is cutting off the hands.
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Peter Steele was clearly an egg rest in peace goth metal queen
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When was the last time you checked on your lemon tree?
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Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
20+ years of being a Dobby hater finally pays off. I've never felt more vindicated. Dobby can rot in hell
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