Reposted by Feminine DaveZebrasectomy @zebrasectomy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Danizg is what happens when a Gomba hits Peter Steele. 111
Reposted by Feminine DaveGeorge Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026im watching star wars and i DONT!!!!!!!! LIKE IT!!!!!!!!! 042
Reposted by Feminine DaveGeorge Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026they have much beauty and wonder in this calming artspace but i cant find a place to SHIT 1163
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026QUIL NY THE NYQUIL GUY NyQuil rules. Quil Ny the NyQuil Guy Quil! Quil! Quil! Aciteminophen is a property of NyQuil. 000
Reposted by Feminine Davejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap 9778953171
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Feminine Dave off the Nyquil what will they post abou 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How much salicylic acid do I have to eat before I have awesome dewy youthful skin? #skincare 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I still get paid 200k a year to worship Satan. Find out how in my $30 course 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just started playing the Yakuza series! When does Yakub show up? #Sega #Yakuza #Yakub 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sadhguru sucks now. Never listen to a Guru that's just sad all the time. I'm only into Happyguru. 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026ECKHART TOLLE DISCLOSURE IS COMING HE IS NOT WHAT HE SEENS (Unless he seems like a humanoid creature of some sort to you, in which case you're dead on) HE IS NOT A HOMO SAPIENS! EITHER SOMETHING ANCIENT OR VERY NEW? FUCK DEEPAK CHOPRA TOO #spirituality #philosophy 030
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Me when I'm flicking my bean and the landlord starts painting 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Pop punk is not a substitute for a personality 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Boycotting Starbucks has been the easiest shit ever. If you can't power through a boycott I'm not convinced you have a soul 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026MPreg is a miracle. Miracles come from God. We WANT to see miracles. #Pentecostal #Mpreg #Trinitarian #Yaoi 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It's not my place to gatekeep being white or not The only laws of Agartha are have fun, be yourself, and use your manners 010
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is a call-out post to Eckhart Tolle you know what you did, you shifty Gnomey bastard 010
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026As an avid longtime moral relativist, how do I handle PR when I'm inevitably "cancelled" for speaking my truth? 010
Reposted by Feminine DaveGeorge Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The George Lucas Word Of The Week Is upheaval 031
Reposted by Feminine Davemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/04/2025its so stupid that the star wars sequels were just the original trilogy again but worse instead of being about the new republic dealing with endless internal political bullshit, sexy clone palpatine strutting around, and kyp durron doing war crimes 2262529
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Pate Chinois = Chinese Paste Quebecois cuisine is POISON 010
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Is it just my imagination or were there way more hermit crabs 20 years ago? 011
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Trickle down deez nutsstatic.klipy.comPresident Ronald Reagan SmilingALT: President Ronald Reagan Smiling 010
Reposted by Feminine DaveNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 22,1944 14887133
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Cartoon violence for my real friends, real violence for my cartoon friends 010
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Very mysterious. Some might even say... Sapphic. 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026hey all you weird perverts and maniacs, it is I, FEMININE DAVE. Gimme attention beyotch 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Eckhart Tolle is NOT a human being. He is at least partially Gnome or some other Fae creature tasked by the Gnome world with drip feeding predictive programming/preemptive disclosure. Possibly demonic. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, here come The Hobbits. #occult #conspiracy #gnome 020
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Who actually posts heaters on this goddamn moth site? 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If you don't fuck with Little Big Planet then kys #gamingthreads #gamer 000
Reposted by Feminine DaveGeorge Lucas from Star Wars @georgelucasreal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026imagine that you took a big doodoo shit then fell into the backrooms and turned into pomni. wouldnt that be fucked up? im george lucas 063
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Skeletons are portrayed as fun-loving and mischievous mischievous because they dgaf no more. If you accept mortality you can also whimsymaxx and ball out like the boner boys do. #mementomori #boner #calciumswagstatic.klipy.comSkeleton Reacts to Computer ScreenALT: Skeleton Reacts to Computer Screen 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Stoners have sticky hands, not unlike toddlers. Their gamer gunk is repulsive. #gamergunk #stoner 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Dirty Sodas entering the mainstream zeitgeist is a frightening sign of the conquest of Mormonkind. Drinking one Mormon Girl Creamer will beam your location to Kolob like the One Ring to the Nazgûl. 000
Reposted by Feminine DaveRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1101286066342
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026In Singapore the penalty for drawing safe-edgy stoner headshop versions of Mickey Mouse is cutting off the hands. 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Peter Steele was clearly an egg rest in peace goth metal queen 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026When was the last time you checked on your lemon tree? 000
Feminine Dave @femininedave.bsky.social · 11/08/202620+ years of being a Dobby hater finally pays off. I've never felt more vindicated. Dobby can rot in hell 000