Reposted by benny profanekaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026where was this option at career day?! 021
Reposted by benny profanekaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026pull tabs meat raffles cheddar john 011
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“i don't know how you went from david jones to david bowie unless you went to narnia and you saw something.” 000
Reposted by benny profanekaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026HAHAHA google really said, “nothing, you overthinking bitch” 011
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026love is that feeling where you think you should post on bsky but you text your partner instead, but also where you think you should text your partner but you post on bsky instead 111
Reposted by benny profaneGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026thinking about this guy's friend's uncle today 010311
Reposted by benny profaneCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL 9363221403
Reposted by benny profaneCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah he's been a punchline to the children for awhile 71098
Reposted by benny profanekaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026modern day chivalry is never having to load your own bowl 031
Reposted by benny profaneBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Instead of Harry Potter, it's important to show your kids Life of Brian. Children need to know that they are not That Guy 49116
Reposted by benny profanetoscanini dacron @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i live at the corner of Green Day Joke and Earth Wind & Fire Joke 3122
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026all cops are babies insider-gaming.com/miami-sherif...insider-gaming.comMiami Sheriff Rejects GTA 6 Marketing ProposalA Miami-Dade County Sheriff has kicked back against the proposed city-wide marketing deal for GTA 6 in the region. 000
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026bridgewater’s knee was only ten years ago. my god, how many lives have i lived since then 000
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my “i’ve never fucked a kid” livestream is raising a lot of questions already answered by my livestream. anyway, here’s a song about phone sex and negging women 010
Reposted by benny profanekaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comyou had your qualmsALT: you had your qualms 001
Reposted by benny profane𝔸𝕕𝕒 👀💙😵💫🍿 @iamjanedoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Baked potatoes as a full course meal are highly underrated. 100150654
Reposted by benny profaneQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐 768158325905
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026effective prompt engineering is just rewriting your question slightly more menacingly 000
Reposted by benny profaneBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You know Zohran's winning when people have to debate if him suggesting to kids they wear a helmet while they ride a bike is good or not. That, folks, is a Mayor Quimby-ass problem. Other than the maniacal power plant billionaire and the loose serial killer kid's TV show host, the city is humming. 281896136
Reposted by benny profaneArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 22/08/2026disappointed in ben gibbard 612716
Reposted by benny profaneFantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It's because it's the only way he can write a limerick about himself, isn't it 2223
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026when even the folks on a subreddit dedicated to data center stocks criticize trump, you know things are going great 020
Reposted by benny profaneInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle! 5653701059
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026fyi: if we let ai win, hockey players are all gonna lose the “-y” and “-er” at the end of their nicknames 000
Reposted by benny profaneAram Zucker-Scharff @chronotope.aramzs.xyz · 13/08/2026I really wanted to address this take by @mtsw.bsky.social and they have fairly closed it off, but I am going to use a screenshot because I think this is a really good topic to discuss and as someone for whom this is my entire job and has been for over a decade now I actually agree and disagree... 🧵 14310102
Reposted by benny profaneAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We have seized the airports and radio stations. Madison has fallen. We ask the people of Wisconsin to please remain calm during this period of transition. 411944279
Reposted by benny profanethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026No idea why somebody who wants AI to break down a book for them is still trying to be into books. Be yourself. Tell the machine to write you a story about a Marvel IP or idk Star Wars. Tell it to use the narrative voice of some character in a movie you and your buds just love. You’ll be so happy. 81739
Reposted by benny profaneCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed. 11376052441
Reposted by benny profaneDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Kevin O'Connell likely scrolled Bluesky, the official app of sports, saw a few too many posts about the Vikings' QB competition being awfully close, and pulled the ripcord. 1804
Reposted by benny profaneArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Vikings waiting until the discourse ramped up to 11 after an awful night practice to name Kyler the starter, something they were always going to do beautiful 8813
Reposted by benny profaneMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hello I reinvented Cliff’s Notes so adults can revert to being lazy 8th graders who didn’t do their homework. Give me a billion dollars now. 1233699562
Reposted by benny profaneSteve @stevetsra.bsky.social · 11/08/2026When you spend one year in Wisconsin 071
Reposted by benny profanekaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026just look at this happy creature are you kidding me 😭 031
Reposted by benny profanekaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026one of the best parts of living together has been watching my bf’s cat fall in love with the backyard he’s a former stray who we believe lived on the streets for a couple years, so giving him a safe outdoor space to explore is everything 141
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026legitimately convinced i’m living the best possible life 021
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026it should be illegal to brag about a cool thing you 3d printed without sharing a link to the model 010
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026anyone know of any linguists to follow who are exploring the ways ai chatbots are influencing language? 000
Reposted by benny profanefraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know nothing about cheesecake 33303836
Reposted by benny profanespleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm no expert, but I play one at work for money and they seem to go along with it. 18129
Reposted by benny profaneDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Air the trials in primetime with a College Gameday-style pregame show and you’d break ratings records 5643
Reposted by benny profanekaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“a man without his insane ginger is an incomplete man” 042
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026finished titus groan and thought: ok, i respect this mervyn peake guy, but this next book needs to be very good or else i might not finish it. started the second book and now i need to figure out what gormenghast tattoo i should get and where 010
benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026counterpoint: www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...sbnation.comWhat football will look like in the futureSomething is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. 000
![Quote from Gormenghast, the second novel in Mervyn Peake’s trilogy: His main defects? The unsufferable [sic] pitch of his voice; his maddening laughter and his affected gestures. His cardinal virtue? An undamaged brain.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bf7y53byubvt6gx3reosv3mv/bafkreifc633mt6l3vcuqj5zyay5ucdkcejgpcwktdxpvypxxyemle2qqwu)
