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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 17h
shoot your shot king
Big pickup with vanity plate reading Jolie1. On the tailgate is two portraits of Angelina Jolie and lettering that reads "If you're Angelina Jolie-I'm available." The back window has a decal that reads "Don't blame me I voted for Angelina Jolie"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 16h
Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim
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Joey Pause Bot 2.0 @joeypausebot.bsky.social · 7h
Joey eating fast food
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 9h
Idk what kind of food this truck serves, but I bet it’s holy delicious
the back of a food truck with a dark blue-violet base color and kelly green artwork/printing: on either side of the the back door we see a green-tinted image of Traditional White Jesus, crowned with thorns, looking skyward. The back door is open and is kitted with the words

He is all powerful.

We cater!
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can’t believe they dug up Joe Paterno’s corpse and are letting it call plays
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MEOW
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 09/10/2026
My wife’s brain is less internet-poisoned than mine.
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Kwisatz ButchRack w/Oats @anchovygirlfriend.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pinterest is insane this morning
pls tell me you eat it from time to time..

again he is my brother
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
chicken tuggit
kfc fleshlight that looks like chicken
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 09/10/2026
this is like, a whole thing
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Come and knock on their door: Mrs. Ropers romping through Myrtle Beach
How a Grand Strand group have become part of a national trend by dressing up as a quirky landlady and visiting bars, festivals.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Poop explores merger with farts
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
'Cause... I'm Mike Lowrey
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
would
Monster Munch mayo
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are truly living in the age of diarrhea. Literal, metaphorical. Spiritual
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RIP Mic Dicta Da Bears!
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 08/10/2026
East Liberty. 130 S. Whitfield Street - Carnegie Library. Caller says that a disruptive guy is throwing computers at people.
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a bunch of my family worked here over the years, been there many times as a kid and their family Xmas parties ruled this really makes me miserable triblive.com/business/cou...
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Could Lawrenceville’s crumbling Iron City complex craft a renewal story?
When coal magnate Cliff Forrest bought Pittsburgh Brewing Co. in 2018, he planned to restore its historic Lawrenceville production complex where Iron City beer had been crafted since 1867. No beer has...
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Shack @natshack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just witnessed a E-A-G-L-E-S chant while watching the changing of the guard at buckingham palace I’ve seen it all
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is this Moby Dick?
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the alt gov accounts should have all been banned immediately instead of making our most vulnerable morons that much dumber
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SO15 officer: STEP AWAY FROM THE FIDGET SPINNER! LOG OUT OF YOUR MINECRAFT ACCOUNT AND PICK UP A FOOT BALL. YOUR INTERESTS ARE NOW FOOTBALL, PINTS AND JEREMY CLARKSON. REPEAT, YOUR INTERESTS ARE FOOTBALL, PINTS AND JEREMY CLARKSON.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s Friday so I might see if Bigfoot wants a handjob tonight.
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just had a bit of an existential crisis when i realised i’ll never touch rim
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Joey Pause Bot 2.0 @joeypausebot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Joey eating fast food
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
all political Tom Watsons are fucking scum
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Went to the book store and found your biography
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Text exchange.

"We can go soon for your foot needs. [Blocked out name]'s big foot stuff adventure!"

"Dont make it weird! I just need some practical socks that haven't lost their elasticity"

"By my honor, your yearning for gently binding foot stuff shall be sated!"

"DONT BE WEIRD"

"Look man do you want me to fuck these socks or not"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
'A Dull afternoon' (1973) Edward Gorey
three ladies outdoors amid trees and grass playing an inscrutable game with a human skull
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Awww hell yeah we are bringing back Puritan naming traditions at this Christian cult in NZ “Dove Stedfast… her 28-year-old husband Watchful Stedfast.” “Thoughtful, 10, daughter Gracious, nine, Endure, seven, Considerate, five, Fortitude, three, Thankful, two, and newborn Eliezer”
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Gloriavale's Dove Stedfast on faith, family and welcoming baby no.7
Gloriavale’s Dove Stedfast has welcomed baby No. 7 and opens up about motherhood, marriage, family life and her hopes for the future.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People keep posting pictures of the Dell lady, which I think is really mean. I shouldn’t have to look at that.
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kimberly Gargoyle is H O T
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You hear about this? A rogue AI agent breached containment and seduced my wife
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BBC News has been unbearable today, wonder why that is?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On my way to your house
Google maps turn by turn reads 

Right turn 

1.6 mi

Gross Rd
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station.
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/10/2026
walks around with a big coat and no underwear
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 07/10/2026
KLF IS GONNA ROCK YA
= People
SUBSCRIBE
Queen Elizabeth's Final
Diary Entry Contained
Only Five Words
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A tough day at the Axios HR department
It's my last week @axios.

I joined soon after launch in 2017 not knowing I was boarding a rocket ship. Immensely grateful to my colleagues and proud of what our ragtag startup has become.

Next week I'll join the incredible national security team @WSJ. Can't wait to get started!

This is not protocol for giving notice. Please contact the People Team
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
could not disagree more strongly. that’s a defensive coordinator. come on
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh is there a genocidedenialsball going on today 🙄
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Pretty galling that there are people who think their own defence of ‘gender critical’ viewpoints is separate from stuff like this.
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Joey Pause Bot 2.0 @joeypausebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Joey eating fast food
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Fiddler w/a Cusser @kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
today news sites and social media are gonna be fucking exhausting with anniversary stories and takes so let’s all remember the Royal Proclamation of 1763
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
pausing the podcast to get my riff in and then just babbling to myself in the car for 20 minutes
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think about this image more than I think about my loved ones.
Shirtless southern gentleman with a Chevrolet tattoo saying "doctor said my sugars high. I said now sir. Shes been clean and sober 3 months this week by the grace of god
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