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Keplorian

@keplorian.bsky.social
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I command spacecraft exploring the far reaches of the cosmos and bribe my dog to go to her crate. Honestly, I mostly just comment and reskeet.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its just weird how theyre never gaming out scenarios for curing cancer or anything like that, i couldve sworn they said that was one of their big goals
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 16h
My man ended USAID, condemning millions to death
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13h
These people are insane. Worse than that is there are people who believe in them and the horseshit they shovel and willing to bet the entire US economy on it. Fucking idiots, man
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17h
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14h
goddamn dude i just assumed he was getting custom suits made of fine silks and shit. embarrassing stuff.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 14h
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
credit where credit is due, this is straight ahead factual and well written
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 17h
I don't want the kind of election night Dem partisans dream of, I want the kind of election night Republican partisans are having nightmares about
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Brandon Doughan 🍶 @brandondoughan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you destroy Wikipedia & all books, then I guess what you have to say is the only “truth”
techspot.com
Wikipedia says rogue AI agents from OpenAI edited its private wikis and hammered its servers
Wikimedia Foundation, the organization that hosts Wikipedia and other major wiki-based collaboration projects, is once again clashing with AI companies over their alleged abuse of its servers....
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I ask again, why are national Dems letting Elon "quietly" fund these races? We have two test cases. 2024 when Dems didn't make his money an issue. And 2025 Wisconsin, where they did. Guess which time they won by double digits?
wired.com
Elon Musk’s America PAC Is Quietly Funding November’s Most Consequential Elections
America PAC’s approach has been unusual: for every dollar it has spent supporting GOP Senate candidates, it has spent almost three dollars attacking Democrats.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 09/10/2026
tfw you're hawking 80 billion in orbital gpu debt
Elon Musk @elonmusk Subscribe This will sound super crazy, but I see a path to SpaceX being worth orders of magnitude more than the current Earth economy 5:55 PM · Oct 8, 2026 · 2.4M Views 5.3K 5.5K 53K 3.1K

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 08/10/2026
fwiw if you want to make a strategic case for congressional democrats trying to impeach trump if they take majorities, i think the first step is impeaching hegseth, the bar is lower and the likelihood of success is probably much higher
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine if a politician recognized reality and cared about what mattered? Horrible to think about.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Old and busted: "Question everything" New hotness: "Question the things that seem too good to be true, imply you are special if you believe them, or would justify being selfish or shitty to others."
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the vice president's guy, no? This should be every headline, it should lead every newscast and EVERY REPUBLICAN SHOULD BE ASKED ABOUT IT.
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They really are putting “lost” in scare quotes like that. Jesus fucking christ.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know how but we have to teach people to be better at detecting bullshit. Instead we have this ersatz skepticism where people are suspicious about the wrong things and find their way to conclusions that are worse than if they just blindly accepted conventional wisdom
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 08/10/2026
If you ever read my book THE FAMILY PLOT then you know *precisely* how amazingly shitty this is 👇👎
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember my father telling me how anti trust laws worked as a kid. Something like "Well son, we have laws where one electric company can't just buy all the OTHER electric companies. Then they could just charge whatever they want because there'd be no competition." We were a very optimistic people.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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On We @onwe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“the idea that polluters have caused too much harm to have to pay for all of it is more of a personal problem than a legal one.” 💯🔥
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am increasingly of the belief that this type of shit is at least as corrosive to democratic society as out-and-out fascism is
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Keplorian @keplorian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No such thing as
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
The far right power grab is global and entirely organized, moneyed & interconnected. No matter where it happens, every pillar of free society that falls has been and will continue to be everyone’s problem. It’s a domino effect.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The NYT is the Weekly World News now. There's no difference. This is never going to happen, not in our lifetime, and especially not with the fuck ass hucksters who run Silicon Valley today. They cannot do any of this. The NYT is just lying for them. This is so wild, man. This paper is asswipe
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Michael Derby @michaelsderby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WashPost: Taxpayer funded Trump political ads seen by many as illegal draw on government cash that was in part devoted to "memorials for officers killed in the line of duty."
washingtonpost.com
Campaign-style Trump ads use money meant for border security, memorials
The White House Office of Management and Budget added $20 million to the pot for commemorative events a day before DHS awarded an advertising contract of the same amount.
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Keplorian @keplorian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife is pregnant with our second kiddo, we’d been trying for awhile and are really excited. Kid number 1 is so excited she can barely contain herself
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke
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Keplorian @keplorian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This might explain the last few Steelers seasons, everyone thought the man was grinding tape in his office late at night and nope, Minecraft Metropolis
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the thing about AI that I love so much. Think of all the morons you know (many on this site!) using and swearing by this tech that can change the output depending on who is controlling the AI. And those dumbasses still believe it should be used for anything regarding data!
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Lynne M. Thomas 🏳️‍🌈🚀🦄 📜 @lynnemthomas.com · 30/09/2026
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Storytelling is part of what makes us HUMAN. The urge of people who lack self awareness to remove humans from the things that make us human makes me sick. Also, hooo boy, way to miss every single point made on the show in an over 60 year history. 🫠
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
kgw.com
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’ll all be calling it AI anyway, just like how it’s still “Twitter”.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Paul Voosen @voosen.me · 28/09/2026
New Horizons is now *three days away* from shutting off its two heliophysics instruments, simply because NASA has not provided the $2M in funding it had promised to the mission last year or this year. There is no science basis for shutting these off. Our earlier coverage:
science.org
NASA’s New Horizons mission may shut down two instruments over lack of funding
Decision risks “incalculable loss” of data from the edge of the Sun’s influence, scientists say
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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once you realize that 90% of the people dismissing data-center water usage are clankers who use Claude every day, it makes so much more sense.
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Write it on the goddamned sky
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As of today, the CDC has changed (reverted) their Covid guidance to make the vaccine recommended for all people over 18. In addition to being a smart public health move, this recommendation also means insurance must cover it. Read more here: www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... Listen to a breakdown here:
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But big tech donates only 90% of its contributions to Republicans! If Dems alienate them they’re missing out an entire 10% of the available money!
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