Reposted by kelly🪼annheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 4hsorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan. 413704900
Reposted by kelly🪼annMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1338802945
Reposted by kelly🪼annthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20hI don’t think 400 years of American spirituality can be more concisely summed up than by this sentence  752933
Reposted by kelly🪼annMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23hi liked when my thoughts were all on the inside it was simpler times then 71137
Reposted by kelly🪼annBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses 572905241
Reposted by kelly🪼annLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 374468584
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 30/09/2026Yes I am binging 20/20 but only the episodes with names like “The Murderer in the Minivan,” “A Killer Renovation,” or “You’ve Got Jail.” 000
Reposted by kelly🪼annPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952515666
Reposted by kelly🪼annA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hard to imagine what that would be like 23875221267
Reposted by kelly🪼annKeith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent. 6568151
Reposted by kelly🪼annevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Listen, I just think it's weird that the same people who are saying they're worried that AI is going to wipe out humanity are also eager for military contracts that will give AI control of weapons. 431433341
Reposted by kelly🪼annOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 385113333081
Reposted by kelly🪼annAlexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation 523707643
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 24/09/2026Checked in on the only Macklemore fan I’ve ever met, who’s also the only one of the “persuadables” successfully targeted by Cambridge Analytica I’ve ever met. He seems to have traded Tomi Lahren for feminist next door; very True Believer, but at least he’s not experiencing Macklemore dissonance 000
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 22/09/2026but seriously who could’ve foreseen that the dudes coming for women’s rights would be doing it with chest-out, ass-out high-heels posture 000
Reposted by kelly🪼annJason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...bloomberg.comInside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian SchoolPentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab. 11026681410
Reposted by kelly🪼anncait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!! 483019665
Reposted by kelly🪼annGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048501481
Reposted by kelly🪼annJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026one of the keys to my recovery from my nervous breakdown was figuring out which parts of myself I needed to learn how to ignore bc they are crazy and trying to kill me. kinda feel that a similar problem is going on vis our societal nervous breakdown insofar as the wrong voices are being listened to 646332
Reposted by kelly🪼annPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In 1999, we surfed the Web. Now we comb through it like a fantasy hero. Which posts are treasure, and which are deadly Mimics? What's real, and what's an impersonator trying to steal my attention? Worse: reading all this bland AI monoculture text leads to us thinking bland AI monoculture thoughts.productpicnic.beehiiv.comAI hypervigilance is now an omnipresent cognitive load for your usersAI may make your job easier, but that effort has just been shifted onto your users. They are noticing it and they hate it. 435695
Reposted by kelly🪼annabsinthe makes the heart grow fonder @absintheofcolor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026¿two Che Guevaras? ¿en esta economía? 635214
Reposted by kelly🪼annAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 109115442043
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 11/09/2026Seeing the weird blocklists I’m on also made me anti-blocklist. I’m somehow both anti- and pro-AI? Okay weird haters who make blocklists 011
Reposted by kelly🪼annHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026there are three girls on my niece’s team who are all named variants of Madisyn and all of them are built like Kelvin goddamn Benjamin, they are an active threat to anybody trying to give them a bedtime, you people sound stupider every fucking day 12415
Reposted by kelly🪼annMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now. 12068191640
Reposted by kelly🪼annBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger. 19073551295
Reposted by kelly🪼annAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread. 19571781173
Reposted by kelly🪼annlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough 301494148
Reposted by kelly🪼annPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if you find yourself wanting to get on the internet and sephiroth post on a microblogging site about machines being able to think then you should instead log off and go watch A Goofy Movie 931754
Reposted by kelly🪼annThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 07/09/2026Ben Jennings on the far-right disturbances in Dover and Portsmouth – cartoontheguardian.comBen Jennings on the far-right disturbances in Dover and Portsmouth – cartoonBlack-clad men in balaclavas disrupted traffic and fought with police over the weekend 311534
Reposted by kelly🪼annRobert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl... 10860841506
Reposted by kelly🪼annElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rough Draft vs Final Draft 254116853320
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 03/09/2026So you’re telling me that the Supreme Court gave the Supreme Court the power to strike down whatever laws it seemed unconstitutional 000
Reposted by kelly🪼annWildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive. 414230633
Reposted by kelly🪼anndr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again 482845445
Reposted by kelly🪼annPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this is the most elite accountability we’ve seen in decades 241257112
Reposted by kelly🪼annAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me 2070280373778
Reposted by kelly🪼annhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The new billy joel song is depressing 8781109
Reposted by kelly🪼annℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player 402041412
Reposted by kelly🪼annpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my insurance no longer covers "psychiatry" but it does come with 15% off my first 3 months of disney+ 1244460
Reposted by kelly🪼annNoah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026fwiw, one reason young people are more attracted to egalitarian philosophies is that no young person is actually rich. children don't own any property in their own name. this is not just a tecnicality; it's a material reality that has realy material consequences. 1 11925205
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VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
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