Reposted by kelly🪼anngeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 20hmy favorite thing about these unholy creatures is that as babies they are capable of looking like the bratz doll version of a goat and they just slowly morph into this 552071400 2.1K
Reposted by kelly🪼annAmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026y'all... 🤭😭 408198184325 19.8K
Reposted by kelly🪼annlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2026average serious eats article, 2016: I wanted to make the perfect caesar salad so I ran 400 dressings through a centrifuge average serious eats article, 2026: We tested 47 types of air fryer to find the ones withe the best amazon affiliate links 372178166 2.2K
Reposted by kelly🪼annKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I feel like "but X is the relevant app! it's where it all goes down!" is not a good sales pitch to the users of this site, all of whom are a couple bad days away from moving to the woods 301516245 1.5K
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 12/10/2026we now live in a world where you can google “Bourne movies in order” and get the wrong answer 000 0
Reposted by kelly🪼annheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan. 5156371339 5.6K
Reposted by kelly🪼annMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348871955 8.9K
Reposted by kelly🪼annthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t think 400 years of American spirituality can be more concisely summed up than by this sentence  753733 537
Reposted by kelly🪼annMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i liked when my thoughts were all on the inside it was simpler times then 71147 114
Reposted by kelly🪼annBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses 572955247 3K
Reposted by kelly🪼annLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 374481586 4.5K
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 30/09/2026Yes I am binging 20/20 but only the episodes with names like “The Murderer in the Minivan,” “A Killer Renovation,” or “You’ve Got Jail.” 010 1
Reposted by kelly🪼annPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 932511665 2.5K
Reposted by kelly🪼annA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hard to imagine what that would be like 23775241267 7.5K
Reposted by kelly🪼annKeith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent. 6568151 568
Reposted by kelly🪼annevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Listen, I just think it's weird that the same people who are saying they're worried that AI is going to wipe out humanity are also eager for military contracts that will give AI control of weapons. 431434341 1.4K
Reposted by kelly🪼annOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 384113643086 11.4K
Reposted by kelly🪼annAlexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation 523708645 3.7K
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 24/09/2026Checked in on the only Macklemore fan I’ve ever met, who’s also the only one of the “persuadables” successfully targeted by Cambridge Analytica I’ve ever met. He seems to have traded Tomi Lahren for feminist next door; very True Believer, but at least he’s not experiencing Macklemore dissonance 000 0
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 22/09/2026but seriously who could’ve foreseen that the dudes coming for women’s rights would be doing it with chest-out, ass-out high-heels posture 000 0
Reposted by kelly🪼annJason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...bloomberg.comInside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian SchoolPentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab. 11026691408 2.7K
Reposted by kelly🪼anncait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!! 483019665 3K
Reposted by kelly🪼annGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048481480 4.8K
Reposted by kelly🪼annJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026one of the keys to my recovery from my nervous breakdown was figuring out which parts of myself I needed to learn how to ignore bc they are crazy and trying to kill me. kinda feel that a similar problem is going on vis our societal nervous breakdown insofar as the wrong voices are being listened to 646332 463
Reposted by kelly🪼annPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In 1999, we surfed the Web. Now we comb through it like a fantasy hero. Which posts are treasure, and which are deadly Mimics? What's real, and what's an impersonator trying to steal my attention? Worse: reading all this bland AI monoculture text leads to us thinking bland AI monoculture thoughts.productpicnic.beehiiv.comAI hypervigilance is now an omnipresent cognitive load for your usersAI may make your job easier, but that effort has just been shifted onto your users. They are noticing it and they hate it. 435594 355
Reposted by kelly🪼annabsinthe makes the heart grow fonder @absintheofcolor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026¿two Che Guevaras? ¿en esta economía? 635114 351
Reposted by kelly🪼annAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 108115402041 11.5K
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 11/09/2026Seeing the weird blocklists I’m on also made me anti-blocklist. I’m somehow both anti- and pro-AI? Okay weird haters who make blocklists 011 1
Reposted by kelly🪼annHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026there are three girls on my niece’s team who are all named variants of Madisyn and all of them are built like Kelvin goddamn Benjamin, they are an active threat to anybody trying to give them a bedtime, you people sound stupider every fucking day 12415 241
Reposted by kelly🪼annMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now. 12068171639 6.8K
Reposted by kelly🪼annBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger. 19073541295 7.4K
Reposted by kelly🪼annAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread. 19371741172 7.2K
Reposted by kelly🪼annlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough 291494148 1.5K
Reposted by kelly🪼annPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if you find yourself wanting to get on the internet and sephiroth post on a microblogging site about machines being able to think then you should instead log off and go watch A Goofy Movie 931754 317
Reposted by kelly🪼annThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 07/09/2026Ben Jennings on the far-right disturbances in Dover and Portsmouth – cartoontheguardian.comBen Jennings on the far-right disturbances in Dover and Portsmouth – cartoonBlack-clad men in balaclavas disrupted traffic and fought with police over the weekend 311534 115
Reposted by kelly🪼annRobert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl... 10860851505 6.1K
Reposted by kelly🪼annElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rough Draft vs Final Draft 254117023327 11.7K
kelly🪼ann @kellyanchovies.com · 03/09/2026So you’re telling me that the Supreme Court gave the Supreme Court the power to strike down whatever laws it seemed unconstitutional 000 0
Reposted by kelly🪼annWildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive. 414228632 4.2K
Reposted by kelly🪼anndr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again 482845445 2.8K
Reposted by kelly🪼annPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this is the most elite accountability we’ve seen in decades 241257112 1.3K
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VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
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