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@kelitchka.bsky.social
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Will be mostly dragon age, books, hockey, knitting, and occasional dog pictures (and Wheel of Time!!)

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 17h
the friendship bracelet with earth being visible out the window oh my god i’m so emotional this is such a human photo
A colorful beaded friendship bracelet floating in front of a spaceship window with Earth visible outside.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 13h
I, too, love to purchase companies older than most nations, with names that are known to multiple generations of people all over the world, and then get rid of the names and replace them with the name of a thing nobody gives a shit about.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

r/Seattle
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I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
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Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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Sara Likes Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've been ATTACKED. By the consequences. Of my own ACTIONS.
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Boolair Thorboorn @oiblair.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Happy Mount Day to all who celebrate.
A screengrab of a calendar event for "Mount Day - or that time BioWare asked the fandom what they wanted to mount the most."Screengrab of an official BioWare twitter post from this day last year. It shows their original tweet asking what the fan's favourite mount was, with a quote tweet of the "horny bonk dog" meme above it.
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Tycoon Bumpadelic @hotel-putingrad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't believe it's been 20 years since I landed in Kyiv for Peace Corps Ukraine.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026
The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted.
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love Aveline.
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On no, I'm in danger.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Refuses to let me watch TV unless I pay a pizza tax.
Plate of pizza in the foreground with a dog staring at it and blocking the TV behind him.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a joke about Final Fantasy 7 but I'll be honest, it's not my best materia.
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Katina Davis @katinadavis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you aren't already boycotting Starbucks, start now. Also delete the app!
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's such a weird feeling to see the end coming. I can feel the lumps on Indy's lymph nodes getting bigger. Trying not to be sad because Indy knows when I'm sad.
Springer spaniel curled up in a ball sleeping on the bed between me and my husband.  You can see mt husband's hand behind Indy's face.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think this is giving a religion that has survived the depiction of its prophets as anthropomorphic vegetables too little credit
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Sara Likes Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“See what we get” your 2026-2027 Detroit Red Wings
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
He just like me fr
Vivi from Final Fantasy 9 standing on a tough mountain path thats been roped off saying:

"I tried to stop worrying about things, but I just can't."
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BOOrink 👻 @brinkofgaming.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy shit, this is literally how Dragon Age Inquisition started 👀
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azteclady @azteclady.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#HopeScrolling
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Doug! @itsdoug.ca · 17/09/2026
Shawn Horcoff dragging Larkin in front of the media to explain himself has to be one of the biggest power moves in hockey history
youtu.be
Dylan Larkin Media Availability | Detroit Red Wings Training Camp | 9/17/26
YouTube video by Detroit Red Wings
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This video is amazing.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026
the people have spoken and what the people want is MORE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really want to read this :(
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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IG post from Macklemore. "Ed was in a fucked up position   He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before.  He told me that the words "Free Palestine " and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel,  then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood.  But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides. "
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the residual haunting of erin @eehouls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yeah
a post from @atherton.bsky.social, "We never punished the people who authorized torture and the last 20+ years of our politics are a consequence of that." followed by a post from @owillis.bsky.social 
"the guy who presided over america's torture regime is currently the featured artist at an exhibit at disney world. that's where we are in 2026." with a screenshot of a disney parks blog post showing a photo of the exhibition of George W's paintings of veterans that is being extended through 2026 at EPCOT center
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I got the covid shot this morning and am starting to feel it. Luckily I found some Vernors yesterday so I've got my all purpose pop remedy.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 13/09/2026
FUCKING YES I will never forgive Michigan if this man loses to a republican
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Chicks did not release Not Ready to Make Nice for people to lie on their names like this 🥴
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ff9 - zidane stealing steiner's sword (2020)
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Julia Zhuravleva
A smiling, plump middle aged witch flies her broomstick along the side of the train she is selling pastries out of a basket to a woman from the train who's leaning out with money in her hand and holding up two fingers to indicate her order they're also a couple of cats inside the train compartment beside the woman
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
6am meetings are terrible.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 09/09/2026
Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm
Google Map of Seattle showing Lake Union renamed to Lake Confederacy
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