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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

arwen: *posts picture of Treebeard* okay, hear me out… unnamedpeasantlady: Would galadriel: WOOD ;) legolas: @gimli!

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 12h

Sam Raimi u up king?

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Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they're using one of those "reconstructionist" ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn't spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it's not allowed to leave until it's ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it's going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!
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"Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station..."

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 15h

Buying an imitation lucky rabbit's foot is a real faux pas.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 17h

This is terrible, I immediately sent it to my husband.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 17h

If he does this to my brother's account I will burn everything down.

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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Dear The Seattle Times, I'm an engineer with a BS and MS degree in stormwater, a PE license, and have over 20 years of professional experience. If you have a musician to explain why development in Seattle hurts orcas, would you let me explain why she's full of shit? Love, MS

seattletimes.com

'Orca Appeal': A science nerd's challenge to Seattle's building plan

As City Hall continues to roll out the biggest remaking in Seattle's history, one musician challenges the underlying science. It is the story of our time.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm so sorry, she looks like such a good girl.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This fabric is cute as hell.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Indy is in my lap right now actively demanding pets. He's the best boy. And thank you ❤️

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I am so angry about so many things but fuck this betrayal in particular.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He's still eating and follows me around the house and indicates he wants a walk (even if it ends up being very short). But seeing him panic for air at night was terrifying.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Its so hard to know. The lumps on his neck are getting bigger really quickly. Last night for the first time he woke up struggling to breathe. It happened a couple times. During the day no issues - but he's slowing down. No breathing problems. But if the lumps get even bigger and push on airways..

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I think I'm going to have to say goodbye to my dog soon. Not even sure if Indy will make it to his 11th birthday on Thursday. Fuck cancer. He deserved more time.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

At least I still have the Kraken.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I miss being excited for Red Wings hockey before they inevitably break my heart every March.

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Now that a hurricane is happening, I'd like to talk about Waffle House, the WHI, and some misconceptions about closures.

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the friendship bracelet with earth being visible out the window oh my god i’m so emotional this is such a human photo

A colorful beaded friendship bracelet floating in front of a spaceship window with Earth visible outside.

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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I, too, love to purchase companies older than most nations, with names that are known to multiple generations of people all over the world, and then get rid of the names and replace them with the name of a thing nobody gives a shit about.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just an FYI for anyone reading comments - I got a blood titer to check MMR status and had zero immunity left for the mumps. Anyone else also born in the early 80s might need a booster.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Seconded on the Michigan charms :)

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026

Seattle rocks

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh no. I missed something staying offline yesterday it seems.

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Boolair Thorboorn @oiblair.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Happy Mount Day to all who celebrate.

A screengrab of a calendar event for "Mount Day - or that time BioWare asked the fandom what they wanted to mount the most."

Screengrab of an official BioWare twitter post from this day last year. It shows their original tweet asking what the fan's favourite mount was, with a quote tweet of the "horny bonk dog" meme above it.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can't believe it's been 20 years since I landed in Kyiv for Peace Corps Ukraine.

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026

The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted.

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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The tweet that immediately came to mind:

We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
9.8K Retweets
32.7K Likes

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What I picture when people say escrow

The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Refuses to let me watch TV unless I pay a pizza tax.

Plate of pizza in the foreground with a dog staring at it and blocking the TV behind him.

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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for

Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."

Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.

Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have a joke about Final Fantasy 7 but I'll be honest, it's not my best materia.

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Katina Davis @katinadavis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you aren't already boycotting Starbucks, start now. Also delete the app!

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Stress triggers IBS flares for me. Which is very annoying. Flights is one for sure.

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Kelly @kelitchka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's such a weird feeling to see the end coming. I can feel the lumps on Indy's lymph nodes getting bigger. Trying not to be sad because Indy knows when I'm sad.

Springer spaniel curled up in a ball sleeping on the bed between me and my husband. You can see mt husband's hand behind Indy's face.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think this is giving a religion that has survived the depiction of its prophets as anthropomorphic vegetables too little credit

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it’s batman day

a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“See what we get” your 2026-2027 Detroit Red Wings

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