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Fungi, Moss, Slime, and Algae Enthusiast. Philly forever. Big fan of simple things. Show me your plants. Show me your pets.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What if our pets just have Stockholm Syndrome
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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
in your moment of greatest peril, every animal you ever swerved to avoid appears to fight on your behalf
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whether that mark was born with him, or whether it was the scar left by some desperate wound, no one could certainly say.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
when beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean’s skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Manhood is patience. Mastery is nine times patience.
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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
just stole fire from the gods lol. maybe i'll give it to these stupid ape guys.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I made myself a vessel. I know its shape. But not the clay. Life danced me. I know the dances. But I don't know who the dancer is.
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Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Punishment is so ingrained in our cultural way of relating that even progressives want to believe it can accomplish behavioral change but guess what? That is its own poorly-evidenced belief, sorry!
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The familiar concerns were, "the Phillies"
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you couldn't make a movie like Heat today it's already almost 11pm
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wonder how God feels when he makes this beautiful tornado for you and you're praying that he saves you from it.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Inked with hints and hexes.
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Mo @mo-wilk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Are you ok?” 
Oh my god no, but for the purposes of this conversation yes I’m fine.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hot girls have grandma hobbies
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/08/2026
you remind me of myself at your age (derogatory)
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was just born this way. My Dad is a perfectly nice man
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jeff Buckley’s “Grace” turns 32 today — the one album David Bowie told the Village Voice he’d take with him to a desert island. “.. The best art comes from artists who have an unending, life-or-death urgency to speak their heart,” Buckley said before his untimely death. “That’s what I want.” #RIP
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 04/08/2026
anyway, the best espionage show ever put the on small screen is Burn Notice
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wife: HEY WHO TOOK GANESH'S HERSHEY KISS <10 seconds of dead silence> Kid: I didn't realize that was his
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Melville was in the zone for every bit of this one like few writers ever experience, just a one of one book
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
U would think Kant would show up more in those "X didn't do anything of note until they were [Insert Age here]" like he's sort of the GOAT of not doing shit until later in life
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 31/07/2026
anthropic is like "oh so openai's model gained unauthorized access to one organization, well OURS gained unauthorized access to THREE which is TWO more than theirs so"
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A cool thing to say before someone shoots you would be "those bullets better be silver, playboy"
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 31/07/2026
HEY YOU 🫵 how would you like the opportunity to support a north philly elementary school special education teacher? well, good news! my cousin is getting her classroom ready for the new school year:
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Check out my list on Amazon
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Guy who teaches @teachsf.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If you're interested in supporting this, feel free to share my #ClearTheList Amazon wish list, which goes to support 950+ SFUSD middle school students at my school site across my department of 5 teachers. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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JR @from37to38.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Easy to get lost in this celebration of lichen. 🍄📷🌿
Golden lichen up close
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
saw a whole group of able-bodied adults that made it through the TSA line just standing & watching as all of the empty containers piled up on the belt. If you’re out there traveling today, be a part of the solution, not part of the problem.
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is 1993. I am in the Surf Mall in Ocean City, NJ, buying a Nirvana t-shirt. It is 2026. I am in the Surf Mall in Ocean City, NJ, looking at Nirvana t-shirts.
A t-shirt for the band Nirvana
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dan McQuade would have fucking loved this.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I am flat out having a great day. Thanks!
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Never. Confide. In. Your. Wife’s. Parrot
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I like the word slather because it sounds like what it means
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Should be listening to Chris Berman shouting various Philadelphia suburbs baseballs are going to tonight smh
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mushrooms growing out of where your dreams decayed
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Jennifer ♾️ aura points KP @jeniuskp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And mage and sailor are not so far apart; both work with the powers of sky and sea, and bend great winds to the uses of their hands, bringing near what was remote.
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love a good disco wasp! 🪩 Cuckoo wasp, genus Hedychrum, I don’t know enough about wasps to identify down to species. #wasps #hymenoptera #insects
Two photos of a super brightly colored, metallic pink and green and yellow wasp. It’s super shiny and spectacular in the sunlight.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Why are men afraid of women?” “If your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,” Ged said. “Yes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.” “Are they ever taught to trust themselves?” Ged asked “No,” she said.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Maybe it's this: animals do neither good nor evil. They do as they must do. We may call what they do harmful or useful, but good and evil belong to us, who chose to choose what we do.
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Everyone thinks the vegetables are the garden. But the garden is the soil and the garden is the the trellises and the garden is the insects and the garden is the sun. Remember that when you look in the mirror. You are more than what you see in the glass
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