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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 25/09/2026
M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint @willyandbill.bsky.social
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M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Devin (AKA Ryuuga Hideki) @ryuugahideki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Part of me is sad that this story arc is ending, but I'm also immensely grateful that it was able to reach an actual conclusion after The Escapist's demise. Even having never watched any D&D-based stories before, I cannot recommend this series enough. Easily one of the best things on YouTube.
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This guy wants to know if you're for real right now
Sparrow looking at you with his head cocked
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Rachel (loves LA, always will) @rachelpowers.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026
If there’s a “revolution,” it will not be the Socialist Founding Fathers drafting resolutions in your city hall. It will be angry men with guns, careening through your community on jeeps. Which men? Why, the ones who’ve *always* wanted to do just that, ever since they were angry adolescents.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026
the intro to Batman: The Animated Series is one of the single best bits of storytelling ever done in any medium, an absolute masterpiece of character and atmospheric development achieved in a single minute with no dialogue
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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 27/08/2026
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have seized the airports and radio stations. Madison has fallen. We ask the people of Wisconsin to please remain calm during this period of transition.
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Jack Packard @jackpackard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We like to give all the animators on Adventure is Nigh! freedom to interpret the scenes however they want…. Maybe that was a mistake!!!
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Daily bunny no.3394 would much rather be with the boys
Two bunnies, two cats and a squirrel sit around a couch in an apartment. One of them holds a remote, glancing at a tv that is not in the picture. Bear cans and chips lie on a table nearby, and film posters for "Brain Candy" and "Dark City" are on the wall behind them
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I wrote a comedy textbook about Native American history, people and culture! It's called “We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America.” It’s like if The Daily Show or The Onion wrote a book about Indian Country.
A flier promoting the comedy book "We've been here the whole time!: A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America." Go to joeycliftbook.com for more info!
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 18/07/2026
Yes.
Ukrainian president and creator and star of "Servant of the People" Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 16/07/2026
OK.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 10/07/2026
RIP Wally Funk (1939-2026), one of the Mercury 13 (which inspired For All Mankind) Also: "In July 2021. Funk became the oldest woman to travel to space at the age of 82. During the 11-minute flight, Funk experienced a few moments of weightlessness and marveled at the darkness of space."
Wally Funk
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/07/2026
Guys I can’t keep doing this independently. I need a job. If you know of a place—advocacy, OSINT org, think tank, left media, etc—where I could take this work in-house, pls let me know. I admire the folks making independent work for them, but I am collapsing under the weight and the lack of impact.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/07/2026
WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m sure tonight’s display will be impressive but it will be hard to top July 4, 1987. youtu.be/4Ah2I166f_U?...
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GI Joe 1080p HD Bluray Intro
YouTube video by poa9s
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/06/2026
The muppet martians from Sesame Street with their big open arch-like mouths and googly eyes with Trump's shabby 250th state fair celebration fake arch with googly eyes attached to it.
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“OK, we gotta name these prickly guys next. Sort of a small porcupine. I was thinking—“ “Hog.” “You already named the big pink one hog.” “OK. Hog 2. “These are different. They live in shrubs and hedges.” “Hedge Hog.” “Fine, but last one. This next guy lives underground, scared of his shadow…”
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Peter Gould @petergould.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Here's something.... youtu.be/z0rBB93sl58?...
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Know Your Rights!
YouTube video by Saul4Democracy
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/06/2026
Another great moment in evolution
Another great moment in evolution
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Yahtzee Croshaw @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
New episode starting now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtqJ...
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Old School Puzzle Dungeon | Adventure Is Nigh! - The Slow Walk Home | Ep. 3
YouTube video by Second Wind
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
in case you were wondering how my son’s first eighteen months have been going here is a cabinet meeting exploring that concept www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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The First 18 Months
A Cabinet meeting with my son, who is exactly as old as the current administration
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Harry Litman @harrylitman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
John Bolton, who reportedly has reached a plea deal, is not another retribution prosecution, even though Trump hates him. There’s actually evidence and comparable people have been prosecuted. He’s the exception that proves the rule.
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Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wrote a thing for @crimereads.bsky.social! crimereads.com/cursed-child...
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Cursed Children’s Entertainment: A Reading (and Watching, and Gaming) List
I’ve spent the last two decades trying to smuggle darkness into your brain under Spider-Man sheets. It’s the theme of my writing career: Give you something fun, strange, and frivolous, then rip the…
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Philip K Deep state @basalthrull.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
How to make tea, the right way
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026
i wrote about an incredibly strange episode of GI Joe involving melting faces, merwives, and near-constant screaming. but of course i couldn't just describe it, so here's a fictional text adventure game based on it. also Steve Gerber's soul is trapped in the game 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/nerd...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026
Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy
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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 29/05/2026
Long before ANDOR, BABYLON 5 warned us of how fascism raises quitely and slowly until it feels “normalized.” Heck, even predicted the use of blonde-haired woman used as the “pleasant” face of the movement. And the use of “aliens” as the scapegoat.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026
Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.
A close up of captain kirk getting his eyes scanned. It is cut off above the eyebrows and below his mouth.The same image in a thumbnail for Star Trek, the wrath of Khan. But AI has painted the rest of the image so that Kirk is a balding man in a business suit.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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Derek DelGaudio @derekdel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I did not know Colbert when I sat beside him at his desk. The first time we shook hands was just prior to this photo being taken, when I walked onto his stage and, under the applause, he asked if he had properly pronounced my last name. Which he did.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/05/2026
Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have bit.ly/3RjdlH1
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/05/2026
Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The redistricting wars feel like the whole of modern American politics: Trump picks a stupid fight, wages it idiotically, Democrats fight back and win, then some other American institution suddenly chimes in to hand the win to Trump anyway for being a very special boy and everyone gets mad at Dems
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Amy McEuen, Ph.D. @mceuen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com
Bird mom admiring her “smooth round children” which hatch and become a loud handful
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Alex @alex.bsky.team · 04/05/2026
sharing for no reason whatsoever, my masterpiece: webambler.com/giuliani.html
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GIULIANI'S LABYRINTH
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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
EMERGENCY UPDATE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...
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🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars
YouTube video by The Onion
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/05/2026
“Two down, top left, that’s all you baby,” said Jeremy Weinrib, who urged Ora to pop a bottle of champagne in celebration of her description as “Competition TV judge songstress Rita.”
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Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement
LOS ANGELES—Instructing his client to drop what she was doing and take a look in today’s New York Times, talent agent Jeremy Weinrib informed Rita Ora on Thursday that he had scored the singer another...
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
[squirrel meeting] chief squirrel: everyone, i suspect someone among us is an infiltrator owl: hoo chief squirrel: (solemnly) that’s what we’re trying to find out, Owen
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just a reminder that past motives for assassination attempts have included: "because the ghost of William McKinley told me to," "to save the trees" and "to impress Jodie Foster."
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Jack Packard @jackpackard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Adventure is Nigh! Season 5 The Slow Walk Home Premiering NEXT WEEK!!!!!
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Adventure Is Nigh!: The Slow Walk Home | Season 5 Trailer
YouTube video by Second Wind
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026
we all know I have no life, so:
WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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