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she/it | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Seattle | 21+ | 🔞 | ΘΔ | caretaker of injured birds | Truthnuclear Triad | Sopping wet pathetic band girlie | cat ears in public counter: 6 | sink your teeth directly into my shoulder

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 13h
Oh my god
Despite the curiosity generated by his name, local media noted that Hitler Guesclin Alba Sánchez had been elected mayor of Yúngar in 2018.
He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan “I'm the good Hitler".
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 11h
“ohhhhh the wings of theves kill count is fake” bitch I did not shoot down god knows how many level bombers in this mission alone for your ungrateful ass to be calling my shit fake. only thing fake is your fucking jordan’s. fuck you.
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 13h
“he’s finding a northwest passage!” my announcer in christ he’s in utah.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 15h
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Staladus @staladus.bsky.social · 20h
Tream... (Truth Beam)
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William Mai @wmdiscovery93.bsky.social · 19h
Finished up this sheet featuring some of Serena's locomotives!
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Limited Edition Ellie @tldrellie.bsky.evl.im · 22h
logging on
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re gonna find out that those tailgate tents take flight pretty easily
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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They spent a Ukraine aid package worth of money on changing all the signs and letterheads and in 2029 we're gonna have to spend another pile of money on changing them back while the press (derogatory, slur) yells at us for wasting money
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been immersed in research on Reconstruction in Lousiana and it's a very difficult truth to absorb that the white terrorist movement in the South was among the most successful terrorist movements in global history. Took 10 years but it won a total & complete victory through murder and atrocity.
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
be sick oh boy yummy yummy cereal immediately break permanent retainer fml.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if I get assigned as midwestern by one more of these goddamn quizzes i’m going to lose my fucking mind
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
me: I dunno, I still like the guys on the team but I'm sympathetic to the argument seeing the Dodgers win in the playoffs every year is boring (braves fans start doing the chop) me: General McPherson I summon and bind thee to these boys' bats. Claim your vengeance
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is mound charging the most transgender act in modern sports?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
spitblaze
> goes to gay club
>gets drunk
>finds hot goth twink
>ask him I'd he's a zoroark. I've been through this before
>'no dude I promise I'm a human'
>too drunk to argue
>takes him home
>zoroark again

spitblaze
"ooh you're such a coward why wont you fuck the fox" i didnt say i wouldnt fuck the fox im saying id like reasonable warning before i start biting and get a mouth full of fur
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ok counterpoint: don’t be weird where amazon can see you. or just buy more leashes.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
like i know everything is gender but i didnt expect 'skaters being instilled with the instinct to protect the goalie bc he's uniquely valuable and vulnerable' to cross wires with toxic chivalry/masculinity and accidentally cause Goalie Forcefem but alright. i need to go lie down.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hold on, just added one
Told me Japanese people died at Guadalcanal
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just your everyday standard retired NFL offensive lineman
John Urschel just showed that the growth factor for Gaussian elimination with partial pivoting is ~n^{1/2} with high probability, resolving a long-standing conjecture of Nick Trefethen! https://arxiv.org/abs/2610.06785
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Adult Human Puppygirl @k-effective.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you don’t get to kill yourself until you’ve learned how to self-suck.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dang, this Amazon data collection thing is spooky accurate
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jane slugwife @doctors-hate-her.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@postoctobrist.bsky.social speaking of getting a manpack radio for a podcast audio setup (good luck with the proprietary and arcane 17-pin connectors) i am reminded of the aura of this photograph.
A female Petty Officer 3rd Class attached to the White House Communications Agency, wearing Class B blues speaks into an AN/PRC-77 HF Manpack Radio in support of inauguration activities for the Reagan inauguration in 1981. U.S. Military Photo by SSgt Rod Prouty.
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“did you hear pewdiepie made an agentic harness” no sweetheart I did not. why would I have ever heard of this.
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Anton Strezhnev @astrezh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least no mathematician has ever had an extreme reaction to the rapid development of technology.
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
grok, bring back quaaludes.
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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hawk tuahve these and call me in the morning
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
imagianing the worst type of sock. image for reference.
a poorly-drawn image. two sock like objects are connected by a long u-shaped string. the intention is to put them on before your pants, shorts, or other leg wear. This prevents you from losing one side of the sock, at the cost of being comically, hilariously impractical.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey hon how was golfing
Drunk dickhead golfer going horizontal because the gigantic Canadian hockey player just launched his dumb ass
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
new ideology called short termism where you are beaten with sticks any time you say "utils" or consider any event more than 20 years away
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you would be so kind to take a look at who retweeted the first image; you would find that acclaimed author William Gibson, of neuromancer fame, has reposted it. This is despite his well-documented stance against AI created artistic works. Thus we can infer that he is the goat who is washed.
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s all on the page bestie I don’t really know how else to say it
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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️ @just13ducks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A piece of AI art with generic anti-trump slogans on it. It has been reposted by William Gibson. “when you find out your goat washed”
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was reading this like “this post isn’t really for me I don’t know anything about the subject they’re debating” and then
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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🖥️ SPOOKYIZER!!!!! ⚠️ Not approved for TRICK OR TREATING @uhmm-what.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
new character Minesweeper Liker
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ciel & the firmament girls @konkondragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this thought brought to you by the fact that Tasha from AC8 has like, the best personal emblem ever designed for these games
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we did it
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven’t turned on the NFL game yet and this got a Superintendent Chalmers Good Lord What Is Happening In There out of me
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!
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