Reposted by Juan to Suck Your Bloodbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 9hthe ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite 1233864
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodEL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 7hTv show that jumped shark in reverse: leftovers. First season was melancholy porn, second season til the end banged. 6462
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 10hIf you can’t afford the book please just look at this image, which contains every season one character, instead. 515638
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodJuan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 05/08/2024it's a TINY bit funny that this entire website goes to sleep at 12 am eastern time 001
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodMitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026yep, i'm doodlin' the boys 449193
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodDavid Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 05/10/2026doing a newsletter. weekly. about movies. PLEASE SIGN UP www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...theatlantic.comMovies Are Undeniably BackIntroducing a new newsletter that brings readers together to share in their passion for film 41008
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 25967881063
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 202806694
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s been a long journey since #Lanterns started as an idea from Tom King in the DC writers’ room all those years ago. So happy to see how so many have embraced it, and can’t wait for you to see the Season Finale tonight. 9pm ET on @hbomax.bsky.social. 721162116
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me: Personal opinion, but I prefer the non-nanite Iron Man armor. It's more immersive to have a physical suit fly down from the sky instead of metal goop just magically appearing on him Fellow WW3 Survivor Huddled Around Campfire: Are you going to eat that rat 110314
Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 04/10/2026the ultimate Sunday Scaries would be waking up and realizing it's Monday 010
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your Bloodalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/10/202610yo asked what i did at the festival and i said oh it's a book festival, so i just talked about my books, and he said "yikes" under his breath 272114134
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodLEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026THE TICK #IC3tober 8565112
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One episode left. The season finale of #Lanterns airs tomorrow night at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social! 3457068
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodEric @esb.lol · 02/10/2026You read our minds 😏 we'll share more soon! 1825541
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your Bloodceej @ceej.online · 11/10/2024ME: (bringing a date back to a haunted house) Enter… if you dare! Haha. But seriously, it’s pretty spooky in there. Who knows, play your cards right and maybe we could add some moans of our own? DATE: Um, maybe another time. THE WHISPERING CORPSE THAT HOVERS JUST BEHIND MY HEAD: ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ 141345
Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 02/10/2026you are not immune to copaganda, but I am 000
Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 02/10/2026theonion.com/old-mans-son...theonion.comOld Man's Son Also Old Man 0250
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodEL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All it takes is a few days of active engagement on these apps to remember that it’s mostly an exercise in badly landing jokes and literal responses to abstractions that never meant anything in the first place be still we march on lord forgive us all 1116815
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodDarrin Loeliger @darrin.bsky.team · 01/10/2026We want to make it easier for creators to link out and attract financial support, so we're exploring a new feature that lets you add links on your profile. They show up as buttons under your bio. 46646150
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodJames Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This historic image is the Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima of MAGA idiocy 3161970
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodJuan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 02/10/2024spooky mode engaged 121
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your Bloodalex benzer @alexbenzer.com · 30/09/2026the bsky team is working on various ideas for creating smaller social spaces in the app. which use case is most interesting to you? 1. posting into "topics" that organize public posts 2. posting into "communities" or "groups" that can be public or private 3. posting directly to your followers only 24529780
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your Bloodjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/ 315713
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodParis Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on. 332828350
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My wife has recently taken to dictating texts with the fervency of a convert so my grocery lists now are long muses on what we may or may not have or need at some point and what our kids like or used to like and how their tastes change and how life is funny that way 484969
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodReal Follower Count @realfollowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@juan.mywasteofspace.com has 636 real followers (followers that have not been blocked/suspended/deleted) 002
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history 188023
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodIsaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lanterns time. 51017
Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 27/09/2026I like how the "blue no matter who boomers" show up in their own distinct galaxy at the bottom 0320
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodJaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.devatlas.jazco.devAtlasA living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours. 1161421422
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The end is getting closer. New episode of #Lanterns airs tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social. 2374150
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea 347398
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodLiana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide. 1338382
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026theonion.com/i-appreciate...theonion.comI Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than YouDennis, Dennis, Dennis. 420710
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodArmando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Though we make shows for the fun and hell of it, I’m delighted to be included in this lovely list ( #ThickOfIt, #Veep) though it’s really our audiences that matter and not some list we shouldn’t take too seriously but #Barry should have been way way higher! 121909
Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/09/2026oim tired of hearing about smartglasses in either direction just let them fade away 000
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodJuan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 10/08/2025from building feeds, I've learned that there are thousands of people that think bluesky is mostly a pornography/fetish site where they should click "like" on as much porn as possible, all day long 181
Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/09/2026perhaps some hawaiian pizza will settle my hash 000
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543306752
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodRoy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Almost that time of year to find that random $10 and a bag of Doritos in ya winter coat pocket. 1239033
Reposted by Juan to Suck Your BloodDavid Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 25/09/2026talked to Zach Cregger about Resident Evil www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...theatlantic.comAdapting a Video Game Might Be Harder Than Playing ItThe director of the new “Resident Evil” movie glanced past the details to capture the franchise’s spirit. 21057