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Juan to Suck Your Blood

@juan.mywasteofspace.com
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he/him I can only promise you good takes (mostly about HORROR movies) Sandwich Feed: bsky.app/profile/juan.mywasteofspac… letterboxd.com/juaninja

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 9h
the ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 7h
Tv show that jumped shark in reverse: leftovers. First season was melancholy porn, second season til the end banged.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 10h
If you can’t afford the book please just look at this image, which contains every season one character, instead.
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 05/08/2024
it's a TINY bit funny that this entire website goes to sleep at 12 am eastern time
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 18h
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liberal tee shirts is blocking me
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21h
lmao
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yep, i'm doodlin' the boys
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
doing a newsletter. weekly. about movies. PLEASE SIGN UP www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
theatlantic.com
Movies Are Undeniably Back
Introducing a new newsletter that brings readers together to share in their passion for film
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Super Mecha Dad @supermecha.dad · 04/10/2026
I'm so sorry.
Achewood: The Isosceles LockThe main seeker trio
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s been a long journey since #Lanterns started as an idea from Tom King in the DC writers’ room all those years ago. So happy to see how so many have embraced it, and can’t wait for you to see the Season Finale tonight. 9pm ET on @hbomax.bsky.social.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: Personal opinion, but I prefer the non-nanite Iron Man armor. It's more immersive to have a physical suit fly down from the sky instead of metal goop just magically appearing on him Fellow WW3 Survivor Huddled Around Campfire: Are you going to eat that rat
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/juan...
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 04/10/2026
the ultimate Sunday Scaries would be waking up and realizing it's Monday
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
10yo asked what i did at the festival and i said oh it's a book festival, so i just talked about my books, and he said "yikes" under his breath
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE TICK #IC3tober
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One episode left. The season finale of #Lanterns airs tomorrow night at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social!
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Eric @esb.lol · 02/10/2026
You read our minds 😏 we'll share more soon!
Sneak peek at something the Bluesky team is working on. Screenshot shows the Bluesky app with the drawer open, with a new drawer menu item called "Atmosphere (Beta)". The content to the right shows what an activity feed of stuff happening in the Atmosphere might look like. All content is WIP, we'll share more soon.
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/10/2024
ME: (bringing a date back to a haunted house) Enter… if you dare! Haha. But seriously, it’s pretty spooky in there. Who knows, play your cards right and maybe we could add some moans of our own? DATE: Um, maybe another time. THE WHISPERING CORPSE THAT HOVERS JUST BEHIND MY HEAD: ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 02/10/2026
you are not immune to copaganda, but I am
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 02/10/2026
theonion.com/old-mans-son...
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Old Man's Son Also Old Man
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All it takes is a few days of active engagement on these apps to remember that it’s mostly an exercise in badly landing jokes and literal responses to abstractions that never meant anything in the first place be still we march on lord forgive us all
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Darrin Loeliger @darrin.bsky.team · 01/10/2026
We want to make it easier for creators to link out and attract financial support, so we're exploring a new feature that lets you add links on your profile. They show up as buttons under your bio.
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This historic image is the Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima of MAGA idiocy
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 02/10/2024
spooky mode engaged
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alex benzer @alexbenzer.com · 30/09/2026
the bsky team is working on various ideas for creating smaller social spaces in the app. which use case is most interesting to you? 1. posting into "topics" that organize public posts 2. posting into "communities" or "groups" that can be public or private 3. posting directly to your followers only
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My wife has recently taken to dictating texts with the fervency of a convert so my grocery lists now are long muses on what we may or may not have or need at some point and what our kids like or used to like and how their tastes change and how life is funny that way
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What do you mean
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Real Follower Count @realfollowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@juan.mywasteofspace.com has 636 real followers (followers that have not been blocked/suspended/deleted)
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@realfollowers.bsky.social
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lanterns time.
Man jumping out of a car.
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 27/09/2026
I like how the "blue no matter who boomers" show up in their own distinct galaxy at the bottom
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The end is getting closer. New episode of #Lanterns airs tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026
ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea
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Liana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026
I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
theonion.com/i-appreciate...
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I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Though we make shows for the fun and hell of it, I’m delighted to be included in this lovely list ( #ThickOfIt, #Veep) though it’s really our audiences that matter and not some list we shouldn’t take too seriously but #Barry should have been way way higher!
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/09/2026
oim tired of hearing about smartglasses in either direction just let them fade away
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 10/08/2025
from building feeds, I've learned that there are thousands of people that think bluesky is mostly a pornography/fetish site where they should click "like" on as much porn as possible, all day long
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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/09/2026
perhaps some hawaiian pizza will settle my hash
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost that time of year to find that random $10 and a bag of Doritos in ya winter coat pocket.
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
talked to Zach Cregger about Resident Evil www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
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Adapting a Video Game Might Be Harder Than Playing It
The director of the new “Resident Evil” movie glanced past the details to capture the franchise’s spirit.
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