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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Men who build nests of toilet paper on public toilets before taking a shit: grow up.
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steinkern @koboldvintner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
tom brady shut the fuck up
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin Texas (Chopped and Screwed by Michael "5000" Watts).mp3
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Rob Mackie @robmackie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Take some deep breaths and calm down a bit, p. 63 Ride it out to force a confrontation with the mind cobras, p. 81
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
George Costanza leaning against a car trying to pull off the bad boy look
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the wizard van has been replaced by the rick sanchez nissan altima
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Machine Learning Kelly @undersized5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we’re going to the 13th St Krispy Kreme and putting hands in the cash register 🐊🐊🐊
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tim Tebow def uses beef tallow as sunscreen
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 26/09/2026
About to tell these Dawgs fans that socialism is like if the country was one big tailgate. We should all share what we have and make sure everyone has a good time
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
Texas guy peeing on the field with the World Cup PAUSA DE HIDRATACION overlaid on it
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/09/2026
he's gonna respond with a two hour DJ set of jungle/drum n' bass
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i asked bucs fans about baker mayfields performance since signing an extension
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tone, you hear about this Kashi thing? They went from making dogshit cereal to letting you bet on if the Jets will win the Super Bowl before World War 3.
Christopher Moltisanti smoking and lifting weights in the back room of Bada Bing
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh this is up! I wrote an essay about how video games keep track of the hours you spend playing them, and how I find that vulgar
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take a lap @dioerasabbath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Emulators are great if you like fiddling with endless settings just to get things working kind of correctly and then finding out that all the games you used to like kind of suck complete ass now
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shut the fuck up about people moving to new york city, you fucking nerds do this twice a month
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Wanly Made Mailman @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Milo goes to Phoenicia
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 17/09/2026
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People on here will post anything. 'Charlie Brown got dosed at Cornell 77.' No he didn’t. That isn’t true.
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
maybe worry more about making the search function without getting furry dong for the first 10 results, or fixing trending topics so it's more useful and dynamic, or more PSAs about muting words and blocking accounts instead of quote dunking the daily 5 minute hate account. less cops, more fun.
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Barack Obama came to the presidency based on this to some extent, but a neoliberal himself, Obama was far more comfortable with bank bailouts and auto bailouts that forced the United Auto Workers to sacrifice than he was with direct help to the working class.
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not the ARMENIAN MONEY TRAIN
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
click here for hot girls covered in charcoal dust
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everyone quote dunking this "ackshually it's baba oriley" is missing the fucking point that he's listening to a song about wasted teenagers. Also songs about cheating on your wife, killing your daughters suitors (kinda), an adaptation of the funeral march, and the mexican revolution.
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
shut the hell up
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.

And what about the cream of the crop?

Macho-mandalf!
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't call it a war 📺
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
$15 indie game on Steam with 20k daily users and a reclusive solo dev
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Stage Banter Guy @tweeterreprise.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“All 400 of your shows are 3.0 and 4.0…?”
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Party Hard
ALT: Party Hard
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the screendash is horrible and dumb, but I can't even connect Bluetooth without stopping my car so I assume that's why OP is parked and messing with the windows desktop background screen. giant truck grills are more of an issue.
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Sweaty Bruce? We got bumped for *Sweaty Bruce*!?!"
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Star Tribune Going Out @stribgoingout.startribune.com · 03/09/2026
Threading the 2026 MN State Fair 4-H Llama and Alpaca costume contest contestants here because you deserve it 😇
Llama and owner dressed up in a Mamma Mia theme 
Llama and owner dressed up in back to school theme Llama and owner dressed up in curious George theme Llama and owner dressed up as thing 1 and thing 2
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jacob Collier and The Repetitive Sludge of the State
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love to live in the neighborhood of Autechre Heights.
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
accidentally commented on too much shitlib content and now my whole feed is elon and trump screenshots and endless dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy" over and over
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay I looked it up. “gringo” is a bigoted slur against spicy white folks.
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ushmel @ushmel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
would
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