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Juan to Suck Your Blood

@juan.mywasteofspace.com

3.5K followers 428 following 2.4K posts

he/him I can only promise you good takes (mostly about HORROR movies) Sandwich Feed: bsky.app/profile/juan.mywasteofspac… letterboxd.com/juaninja

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 06/10/2026

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liberal tee shirts is blocking me

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 25/09/2026

this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 23/09/2026

Clock needs an update. We are getting the update ready for you...

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 08/09/2026

get the FUCK off my pc

Webex

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 07/09/2026

why is my computer acting like half of my ram has died unless...?

graph showing exactly 16 out of 32 gb ram in use

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 05/09/2026

me switching all my votes to spite votes

But who versus? Who are we doing it versus?

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 04/09/2026

what in the wide wide world of sports

some kind of gangbang invitation

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 27/08/2026

screenshot of a post doing numbers

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 25/08/2026

I saw this one earlier today and jesus christ

a screenshot somehow demonstrating how to be racist to a robot

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 24/08/2026

"stop sending me a.i. photos of spider-man"

j. jonah jameson

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 21/08/2026

wait I just got some disgusting new emojis what the fuck

grid of disgusting emojis

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 18/08/2026

tweet like bluesky user
juan.mywasteofspace.com

"Here is a post written in the style of @juan.mywasteofspace.com, focusing on casual film commentary and sandwich discourse:"

"unironically thinking about that one minor background character in a 2004 straight-to-dvd thriller for the last three business days. also putting turkey, cheddar, and an aggressive amount of
mustard on sourdough because the sandwich feed demands a sacrifice."

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 10/08/2026

catching up on the year at da movies 📽️ letterboxd.com/juaninja/lis...

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 06/08/2026

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 06/08/2026

finally getting some recognition for my work around here

Bot: Hey just wanna say thank you, like what you doing. You have impacted our lives in way you could not imagined.

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 04/08/2026

starting to see some unmarked spoilers for spider-man 🕸️

dennis nedry saying "dodgson here"

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 30/07/2026

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scion_(... ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystic_... ?

Scion

Mystic

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 27/07/2026

Idris Elba meme wearing Agamemnon's helmet saying, "Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction."

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 16/07/2026

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beta features

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 14/07/2026

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzqs...

martin short as the mad hatter

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 11/07/2026

trying out Callipeg animation studio #art me an hour into the Super Mario Galaxy movie:

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 10/07/2026

catching up on the year at da movies 📽️ letterboxd.com/juaninja/lis...

a grid of 10 movies:
Project Hail Mary
Hoppers
Send Help
Supergirl
The Sheep Detectives
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice
Obsession
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
I Love Boosters

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 06/07/2026

I was looking for Edge of Tomorrow in my library under "E" and realized it's now sorted as Live Die Repeat 🫡

LIVE DIE REPEAT

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 29/06/2026

in Austin Powers 2, is Heather Graham just Felix Leiter? 🤔

Felicity Shagwell

Felix Leiter

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/06/2026

britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... sup

Your Results: Zohran Mamdani

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 23/06/2026

kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

my poster's license

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 19/06/2026

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photo of me dressed like this

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 15/06/2026

Okay, it's a car. We've invented the Pontiac Aztek.

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 14/06/2026

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 13/06/2026

incredible to think that Lorraine Baines McFly grew up in the 1940s and lived to see food hydrating technology within her lifetime

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 13/06/2026

I didn't even know she was sick

Norm

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 13/06/2026

so lazy...

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 13/06/2026

so lazy and surly...

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 13/06/2026

the government killed my poor little Fable Boy

Kramer holding up Seinfeld

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 11/06/2026

[bravely] I can't tell if my plain black tagless t-shirt is inside-out or not

norman rockwell guy standing up

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 11/06/2026

letterboxd.com/juaninja/lis... 📽️

A tier list of 24 movies directed by Steven Spielberg:
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Minority Report (2002)
The Fabelmans (2022)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
West Side Story (2021)
Jaws (1975)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
The Color Purple (1985)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
War of the Worlds (2005)
The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
Lincoln (2012)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Empire of the Sun (1987)
Hook (1991)
Schindler's List (1993)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
1941 (1979)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Ready Player One (2018)

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 10/06/2026

oh hello group chats

popup describing group chats

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 31/05/2026

my most-used words in 2026 so far: anisota.net/harvest

word cloud with movie stop posts as the 3 biggest words

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 27/05/2026

Harry Crane runs out of the room crying

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 27/05/2026

a new personal record: for now. bsky.app/profile/juan...

a screenshot of my two most popular replies

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 26/05/2026

I should figure out what Docker is

cat reading a newspaper

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 25/05/2026

I'll fuckin do it again

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 24/05/2026

everything is going according to plan

two muted people arguing

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 23/05/2026

remember when we had to use Tapatalk to post from our phones, like old times?

screenshot of Tapatalk

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 21/05/2026

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And for the rest of your life.

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 21/05/2026

what the ... why is this pixar movie making me weep openly

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 21/05/2026

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 18/05/2026

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 15/05/2026

I don't know how but they finally figured me out

2 rando block lists calling me a bot

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 14/05/2026

he was also briefly in Joker (2019)

Brian Tyree Henry in Joker (2019)