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Jay

@jpjernigan.bsky.social
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Fan of good food & drink, despite my quest to reduce my waist at the gym. STL immigrant in LDN. Married to @peckhamkiwi.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈

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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 7h
and who has read zero le Carre novels
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 10h
This sounds rather like Clinton “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” but even more fucked up
It does set out that Trans+ service personnel are not required to out themselves to any MoD representative, but adds that this does not mean that an individual can
never lawfully be asked to disclose or confirm their sex:
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Jay @jpjernigan.bsky.social · 7h
Congrats! I hope your acceptance speech called for abolishing the home office, or praise to Jovi, or better yet, both! ❤️
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10h
lol Zacharia didn't even make it to the SNL cold open skewering her
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 9h
Anyway looking forward to a Bond movie in 2050 where Bond has to stop Alicia Trevelyan, s former MI6 agent who was drummed out for being trans and is now threatening the UK with a laser satellite or whatever
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 9h
Obviously the British military + civil service segregating trans employees is horrific morally but presumably it’s also a security risk cause a bunch of people with access to potentially sensitive info now have strong incentive to leak it, or are vulnerable to blackmail by hostile powers?
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 12h
Just think about the colossal resources this country has wasted on being transphobic and making trans people’s lives a misery all for scenarios terfs made up in their heads
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 12h
I don’t give a fuck about what the public ‘reckon’ about diagnoses, especially when the reckoning is in large part due to a concerted media campaign over recent years.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 12h
The Tories call this “war in the motorist”
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☠°。Die Siebenschläfern *.゚☠ @sababausa.bsky.social · 8h
This is very law-dork, but as a law student I was hired on a contract to help with document production on a DoJ phase 2 antitrust review of a proposed merger of companies that manufacture locomotive brakes, and I was shitcanned in like two days for using macros to automate some of the data entry
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Jay @jpjernigan.bsky.social · 9h
Seeing as you retweeted this @torstenbell.bsky.social, maybe have policies that aren’t so anti-trans, anti-migrant, and anti-foreigners as a party, eh? Talk is cheap.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lionel Hutz business card meme:
Katie Zacharia
Attorney at Law?
No, problem practicing!
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Wolfgang Bremer @wolfgang.bremer.co · 9h
Musk is again just doing what he always does: spreading lies and conning people to keep inflating his companies’ stock prices. It’s really sad to see so many people (and bots) falling for this kind of BS again. 🙄
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Wolfgang Bremer @wolfgang.bremer.co · 9h
In case it wasn’t clear, this is a prop vehicle, an empty shell, like they use it in the movies. A Tesla Roadster that can be driven by a human being, being able to do exactly this, will never be shipped. 💁‍♂️
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Amy Sullivan @amysullivan.bsky.social · 9h
Petition to replace the word “donor” with something else for people who funnel *millions*—not to mention $250 million—into campaigns. That’s not a donor—that’s a buyer.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 9h
Jesus. My leftovers from the start of her term are still safe to eat
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 10h
I remind you again that, when asked about EU states relying on US tech companies, subject to US Government whims, Ireland’s Minister for Enterprise said he’d not heard any concerns raised about this in Europe.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10h
Katie Zacharia was practicing law the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h
using the 49-day measurement for a Truss, a Zacharia would be 0.143 Trusses
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Jay @jpjernigan.bsky.social · 9h
I find the redemption of Scaramucci appalling, but that obvious joke is still funny
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 9h
She now has more time to study for the bar www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...
nytimes.com
Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Fired After 5 Days
The ouster came as Ms. Zacharia was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 10h
They’ve been trying to stop the rescue of drowning people, burn the homes of people seeking asylum, smashing windows of Muslims and harassing Black and Asian taxi drivers what about that isn’t already “terrorist?”
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Rev. Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social · 16h
This may be the favourite slide I have designed for our first year core module this year.
Screenshot of a Powerpoint slide. On the left hand side is the heading 'your voice is more important han the computer's voice, and a list of bullet points explaining that AI generated prose isn't very good. On the right is a photo of a person in a Hello Kitty costume, wearing a pink princess dress, holding a sledgehammer and about to smash a laptop that is sitting at her feet.
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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 22h
This is the second time I've seen this lad and both videos have resulted in joy
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
‘death becomes her’ remake looks shit
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm begging @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social to run against Musk. He's an unpopular and creepy white nationalist asshole billionaire whose approval rating in most polls is 20 points underwater. You can mock Paxton for needing to be bailed out *and* mock the puppet master pulling his strings.
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Jay @jpjernigan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@thereisnocat01.bsky.social
A wooden cat bed with partial shadow in the opening, on wooden legs. Surrounded by a sideboard on thin legs, some speakers, and a cat scratching cardboard box. Can you find Henry the cat?
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Jay @jpjernigan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
These two almost immediately start purring on sight, and expect belly rubs NOW if your hands are anywhere near them. What a life!
A ridiculously comfortable black cat, Henry, sitting in my lap. I’m crosslegged in a red chair, and he’s nearly falling off my lap as I rub his belly 
Henry, a black cat, and his sister Sasha, a grey and brown tabby, lying next to each other on a shaggy cream and brown striped rugSasha, a black and grey tabby, is yawning while a hand rubs her belly. Her face is slightly out of the frame
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 15/10/2026
Mein Kampf legal, Sally Rooney not. The UK.
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Taking my copies of Conversations with Friends to the police for the Rooney Amnesty and being given a freshly printed Jeffrey Archer novel for each one I bring in
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Immigration was utterly irrelevant to the creation of the NHS” SO WHY AM I HERE AND ALIVE PAYING TAXES THEN
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just fucking nationalise it
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Jay @jpjernigan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Last film for me at #LFF - Klara and the Sun @ @southbankcentre.bsky.social
BFI London Film Festival screen, reading:
If you are using an Audio Description headset, please test it now
If you do not hear music, let one of our team know
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
NEW Sally Rooney and Faber are not overreacting in withdrawing books from the UK market Their interpretation of Section 15 of the Terrorism Act is not fanciful By me at @prospectmagazine.co.uk www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...
prospectmagazine.co.uk
Faber withdrawing Sally Rooney's books from the UK is no overreaction
Their interpretation of Section 15 of the Terrorism Act is not fanciful
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Prince Charles Cinema @princecharlescinema.com · 15/10/2026
The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?
Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i think it's easier to just say "immigration is fine" than come up with increasingly strained descriptions of why moving from france to germany for 6 years or whatever isn't immigration somehow
Freedom of Movement is not Immigration, it's the equivalent of living in Worcestershire and travelling to London to work during the week and renting a flat. Which I did for nearly ten years. 

And before that I did the same to Leiden in NL, though it was company accommodation. 

No visas,taxed in UK
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
FUCK OFF PADDINGTON, NEW WHOLESOME PSYCHOPOMP JUST DROPPED
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robo @itsthatroboguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
pisses me off how ever since ai can make websites, every website for "small open source indie app" and "community database" looks like this and you can just TELL they all used the same ai to vibe code it
an mockup resembling one of those poorly made AI vibe coded websites
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Justin Ng @justin-ng.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Apologies forgot to post this yday. Larry might look a lil worse for wear but he's still napping, stretching and patrolling. he has been having treatment for his cysts for some time. so none of this is new. but he is ok and doing his usual. all is well folks
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Do you love your dad?” is an INCREDIBLE opener
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
yeah it’s improper for someone not actually admitted to the bar to call themselves a lawyer but Trump’s attorneys are spitting directly in the faces of federal judges every day without consequence so I can see why she’d think she can get away with it
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is all disgusting. I've had people accuse me of using AI when I do shit like use an em-dash. I struggle to avoid yelling but HUNDREDS OF ARTICLES AND AT LEAST TWO BOOKS I WROTE have been scraped by OpenAI. I'm part of why your chatbots write the way they do. They're copying me.
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sickening as a Prime Minister claiming that we, as in immigrants did "incalculable damage" to this country Sickening as going after asylum seekers and refugees by the Home Secretary I have a list of other sickening things
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 14/10/2026
I would hope this man gets absolutely everything he deserves but I don’t see how we could fit it all in before the heat death of the universe
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
we should let every candidate pre-game at least one sitdown like this. I feel like I’m watching Drunk History in real time
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i'm credited with discovering the first ever rootkit in an IM worm infection, used to power a large botnet, way back in 2005. i know my way around a worm and how they spread. please allow me to repeatedly slam my head in an oven door
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth
Marc Haynes’ story: As a 7 year old in about 1983, … I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore Sitting at the departure gate, ... told my granddad i'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. …so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?" As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and signs the back of my plane ticket... I'm ecstatic, but …I glance down at the signature. … it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. ...I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, … so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore...
"he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. …he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone …and thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said.
I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now. Many years later, I was working on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him the story. He …had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely. And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."
I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THREAD. A story, in 20 photos and captions, about a uniquely wonderful cat, who has improved my life considerably over the last few years...
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