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Ross. Writer. Poet. I believe in repetition and Carly Rae Jepsen. Refill the Nor Loch! All hail the sun! He/Him

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 1h
Think I just did my fastest 5k.
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 4h
I'm excited to be at @ptbopoetry.bsky.social this year doing a very fun and very competitive poetry pub quiz with Beth Cochrane. Get along and prove that you know your stuff pushtheboatout.org/events/poeti...
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Poetical Pub Quiz - 2026 Push The Boat Out Festival
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 5h
For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.
Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control
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Dr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 6h
OH LANA TURNER WE LOVE YOU GET UP
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 6h
For National Poetry Day, Frank O'Hara
Poem [“Lana Turner has collapsed!”]

By Frank O’Hara
Lana Turner has collapsed!
I was trotting along and suddenly
it started raining and snowing
and you said it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the traffic
was acting exactly like the sky
and suddenly I see a headline
lana turner has collapsed!
there is no snow in Hollywood
there is no rain in California
I have been to lots of parties
and acted perfectly disgraceful
but I never actually collapsed
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 8h
Pinch, punch, 30 days until Spooky Day
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 18h
Started watching Make That Movie. Absolutely brilliant first two episodes.
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 22h
Haircut
Selfie of me in an orange jacket and gold/white jumper. I've a beard, white transparent glasses and brownish hair.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remembering when for no good reason i pretended to be Nabokov ranking various bears
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Alan Burns @alanburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reopening the Nor Loch Bar and putting on a poetry night so that the patrons of poetry night at the Nor Loch Bar can hear about how to Refill The Nor Loch, then inspired by you they follow through and refill the Nor Loch, and there is no more Nor Loch Bar because the Nor Loch Bar is in the Nor Loch
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need to refill the nor loch bar!!
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Alan Burns @alanburns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Lewis ad with a sad bottom-of-a-well voice over the top of a harmonium drone version of The Vengabus Is Coming
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Lewis ad with a sad ukele cover of the Hofmeister Bear rap
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's nobody's fault, things are bleak, but man there's so much bleak stuff on this website
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My partner got one of these for her dad recently and it was incredibly good and he loves it. Cannot recommend enough
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going to start pointing directly above my head and saying "this right here!" so that I can be used in a gif by the people watching our simulation
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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is high art
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I reckon you should all pre order the new improved Animal Lovers www.amazon.co.uk/Animal-Lover...
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Animal Lovers
Buy Animal Lovers 2 by Palk, Rob (ISBN: 9781784634223) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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tobias @saboborke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I CAN AND WILL MAKE THE HORSE DRINK IN THE EXACT SAME WAY I LED IT TO THE WATER: AT GUNPOINT
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Alan Burns @alanburns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Choosin' Britbox (if that still exists)
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Choosin' Flixbus more like
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dispatched, in transit, delayed, held by carrier, destroyed
christ he was an absolute cunt wasn't he
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sam Campbell was fantastic tonight. His Phone Experience bit was incredible.
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Alan Nobleman @duneslack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A red poem, a yellow poem, a red poem, a green poem…
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The arc of Poetry is long but it bends towards Poems About Snooker
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh I want to take you home Want to give you children But you are choosing texas A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She's from Texas, I can tell by the way He's two steppin' 'round the room And judgin' by the smile that's written on his face I only went with her cause she looks like you, My god
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She's from Texas, I can tell by the way He's two steppin' 'round the room And judgin' by the smile that's written on his face There's nothin' I can do It doesn't take a crystal ball to see A cowboy always finds a way to leave Drinkin' Jack all by myself He's choosin' Texas, I have wasted my life
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to fuck,
No more; and by a fuck to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to fuck;
To fuck, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin' Texas? In Britain you're more likely to hear about people Choosin' Brexit!!!
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robin is in a swashbuckling adventure. Marion in a fraught romance. Friar Tuck in a bawdy comedy. The sheriff in a pantomime. Whatever Morgan Freeman’s character was called in a nightmare Heart of Darkness quest through a damp, racist, medieval hellhole on the edge of the world…
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we're watching this
poster for robin hood prince of thieves: kevin costner wielding a bow with a flaming arrow as the world burns behind him
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Necrofrancer 🦇🐍™️ @necrofrancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bring a coffee cup full of wasps and a pocket full of dreams
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Corrinne F @traviata.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bring a Greek chorus to repeat my key qualities after every question.
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My recommendation is that you should bring a full english to a job interview
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shrove your tues over the pans of the cake
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drive your plow over the bones of the bread time, let's have a bread
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That NYT list is the Guardian best novels list for people who also watch TV
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
will they be forced into the lowest division and have to reincorporate as The Manchester City?
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rewatching Toast of London and I have to say the Names are maybe the best bit
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Black bag!
The cover of Black Bag by Luke Kennard: a pink central portion is covered by a rectangle of black covering most of the venue. The bag had feet sticking out the bottom and two eye holes near the top. Title and author is above this in an orange box. Two green boxes of praise rest either side of the feet
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Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i feel like there are 3 separate issues here, 1 you don’t fuck around with someone else’s cooking 2 it is totally reasonable to want someone to turn off the cooker before they wander off so you don’t burn the gaff down 3 if you won’t take proper care of expensive cookware there’s no point having it
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theraygun.bsky.social @theraygun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nathan, 44, is a Ned plant
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theraygun.bsky.social @theraygun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This reads like someone parroting stainless steel facts they’ve googled. Proper “do your own research” turnout
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Alan Burns @alanburns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[misses YBTJ/DHG when it drops due to appt] [gets home] ooh boy I can't wait to read YBTJ/DHG, which I assume is the funniest that's ever been brewing [five minutes later] oh come on, Guardian [brainstorms] something something you can't do something something because of wok, will this do
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Now I've read this all, they should stay together and make two people unhappy instead of four. What kind of wrong'un buys a stainless steel wok?
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t think you should be allowed to include links to a celebrity expert in these things. It’s bias on the part of the Guardian, and also suggests we live in a world in which information already exists in accessible formats, which would make the column pointless. So, Ned loses, for being a swot.
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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She should blow Ned's mind and show him how to read/listen to stuff in the kitchen
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