jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Thanks! Looking forward to grinding (video game term) to get the skill up. 000
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I say this with all humility and and such, but do you have a good reference for fitted sheet folding? It is one of those things I just can’t do well despite a decent amount of practice. Learning, growing, etc. 000
Reposted by jordraphGood Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025We need this replacement fast-tracked! Get all of that government red tape safety bullshit out of the way PRONTO 592331228
Reposted by jordraphJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/01/2025leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block 119186673292
Reposted by jordraphKim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 26/01/2025✨WHEEZING✨ 91126024151
Reposted by jordraphExploring Baseball History @bballhist.bsky.social · 25/01/202525. Lou Whitaker! 1131
Reposted by jordraphlumie's dad @classhuggle.bsky.social · 27/01/2025What an exhausting way to live. 071
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 27/01/2025And in baseball the teams with the horrific chop were unceremoniously dumped prior to the World Series, too. 010
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Some scuttlebutt he might play, too! That’s enough for me. 000
Reposted by jordraphCeej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose 916963741
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 27/01/2025100% not going to make the playoffs this year. Worst possible thing you could do coming off a championship high. 000
Reposted by jordraphJames Brady @james.fail · 27/01/2025If you do the Tomahawk Chop, you're a bigot. It's not a debate. You're a racist person doing a racist thing and you're very excited about it. Also I hope your car gets a flat tire. 556095
Reposted by jordraphm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/01/2025it's pedocon "theory" the same way it's called the theory of gravity 114815
Reposted by jordraphBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Everyone reading the Colombian President 51634153
Reposted by jordraphIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/01/2025This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up 363238634
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 26/01/2025media.tenor.coma man throws a ball at a bowling alley with a sign that says cold medicineAlt: a man throws a ball at a bowling alley with a sign that says cold medicine. It’s Pete Weber’s famous “who do you think you are, I am” 010
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Not sure who posted this originally, but I cannot thank them enough. If you would have office installed (I'm a dummy, I know) and would like to have the non-AI-nonsense version at least somewhat returned, here's how to do it! answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...answers.microsoft.comRedirecting 010
Reposted by jordraphBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating” 174125202541
Reposted by jordraphJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Biden’s White House had the colleges and the cops punish and expel them all, that’s where they are now 227045
Reposted by jordraphbobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 25/01/2025the word “barbarian” comes from an ancient greek onomatopoeia for the speech of foreigners, whose languages they just heard as “barbarbarbar” 121839
Reposted by jordraphMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025doctors and nurses: pay us more and hire more staff! hospitals: dog? :) 2939652
Reposted by jordraphRobert Wilonsky @robertwilonsky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure: Warren Zevon would have turned 78 yesterday. Celebrate with both Dallas shows from 1992: at Deep Ellum Live on Feb. 1, backed by The Odds; solo at Club Dada on July 27. Then send lawyers, guns and money. tinyurl.com/2bz9vuxe Setlist(s): tinyurl.com/h3cfvbwx 1014021
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025That term is going to stick with me. Incredible work lol 010
Reposted by jordraphAlex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 24/01/2025it is simultaneously true that conservative are bad christians and that conservatives are *the* christians — that they own political christianity body and soul, that most of the institutions of christianity serve them, that they are the product of decades of decidedly-christian brainwashing 3184
Reposted by jordraphDeadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Guys GUYS GUYS! It's the king of the jus 292
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Hard for anyone to do! Just getting to the stage where you recognize it's a problem and *wanting* to stop is so difficult, and to have that big a stage and do so is remarkable. I've been sober for the better part of 6 years now, and his story is an inspiration. Plus of course he ruled at baseball. 110
Reposted by jordraphlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/01/2025it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary 10396961120
Reposted by jordraphVictor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 22/01/2025A functioning opposition party would already be making ads arguing that Trump and his minions are pro-cancer. Instead, we get conciliatory moves towards cooperation with evil. 57925
Reposted by jordraphJane Liebschutz, MD MPH (she/her) @liebschutz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities. 583121984962
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Nothing esoteric about that. Those boys sent me home from San Antonio with psychic damage lol. 120
Reposted by jordraphonion person @junlper.beer · 22/01/2025this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive 288114491599
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 22/01/2025As a modded 3DS haver, it's great. It's a bit of a process but nothing super difficult, and I'm so glad I have it! 010
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I’m getting so, so mad with every snap. The little foot and hand shuffle every play because nobody could plausibly get to him where he’s set up and how early he jumps. I can’t take it lol. 100
Reposted by jordraphSam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 18/01/2025kinda think this should be getting a little more of the “baseball is ruined!” attention than the Dodgers signing a good player to a minor league contract for money any team could have afforded 2229469
Reposted by jordraphJane @jane.meangirls.online · 18/01/2025if I had two people attempt to assassinate me in the last six months the last thing I would do is a rug pull. 1225319
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 18/01/2025It really can be done, simply “run very quickly” lol. But in all seriousness I will say at that distance I’ve always had the best luck pushing it really hard early and seeing if my body is willing to keep it up another 10 minutes. Good luck! 000
Reposted by jordraphPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer. 163125801658
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Michigan should always have a point guard named Tre(y) of some sort imho 000
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Just the chorus of “born in the USA” continuously cycling through ~30% of Americans’ heads 130
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Man I was watching UF-UK the other day and thought to myself “huh I should see who these coaches are I don’t really know.” First several search hits for Golden certainly gave me an impression! 110
jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 05/01/2025PSA to not do it! I’m never going to catch that 2020 Minnesota game dragon. 000