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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Thanks! Looking forward to grinding (video game term) to get the skill up.
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I say this with all humility and and such, but do you have a good reference for fitted sheet folding? It is one of those things I just can’t do well despite a decent amount of practice. Learning, growing, etc.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
We need this replacement fast-tracked! Get all of that government red tape safety bullshit out of the way PRONTO
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
✨WHEEZING✨
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Exploring Baseball History @bballhist.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
25. Lou Whitaker!
Former Tigers 2B Lou Whitaker
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lumie's dad @classhuggle.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
What an exhausting way to live.
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
And in baseball the teams with the horrific chop were unceremoniously dumped prior to the World Series, too.
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Some scuttlebutt he might play, too! That’s enough for me.
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
100% not going to make the playoffs this year. Worst possible thing you could do coming off a championship high.
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James Brady @james.fail · 27/01/2025
If you do the Tomahawk Chop, you're a bigot. It's not a debate. You're a racist person doing a racist thing and you're very excited about it. Also I hope your car gets a flat tire.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
it's pedocon "theory" the same way it's called the theory of gravity
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Everyone reading the Colombian President
Guy in the Simpsons saying HE'S RIGHT. GIVE US HELL, QUIMBY!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/01/2025
This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a man throws a ball at a bowling alley with a sign that says cold medicine
Alt: a man throws a ball at a bowling alley with a sign that says cold medicine. It’s Pete Weber’s famous “who do you think you are, I am”
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Not sure who posted this originally, but I cannot thank them enough. If you would have office installed (I'm a dummy, I know) and would like to have the non-AI-nonsense version at least somewhat returned, here's how to do it! answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...
answers.microsoft.com
Redirecting
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Biden’s White House had the colleges and the cops punish and expel them all, that’s where they are now
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/01/2025
Commentary, Opinion
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
Share
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Happy birthday buddy!
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
the word “barbarian” comes from an ancient greek onomatopoeia for the speech of foreigners, whose languages they just heard as “barbarbarbar”
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
doctors and nurses: pay us more and hire more staff! hospitals: dog? :)
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Robert Wilonsky @robertwilonsky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure: Warren Zevon would have turned 78 yesterday. Celebrate with both Dallas shows from 1992: at Deep Ellum Live on Feb. 1, backed by The Odds; solo at Club Dada on July 27. Then send lawyers, guns and money. tinyurl.com/2bz9vuxe Setlist(s): tinyurl.com/h3cfvbwx
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
That term is going to stick with me. Incredible work lol
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 24/01/2025
smegmata
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
it is simultaneously true that conservative are bad christians and that conservatives are *the* christians — that they own political christianity body and soul, that most of the institutions of christianity serve them, that they are the product of decades of decidedly-christian brainwashing
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Guys GUYS GUYS! It's the king of the jus
Our lord and saviour Jesus H. Christ with a chef hat expertly photoshopped onto his head
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Shirokuma Cafe Bot 🐻‍❄️🐼🐧 @shirokumascreen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Hard for anyone to do! Just getting to the stage where you recognize it's a problem and *wanting* to stop is so difficult, and to have that big a stage and do so is remarkable. I've been sober for the better part of 6 years now, and his story is an inspiration. Plus of course he ruled at baseball.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/01/2025
it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A functioning opposition party would already be making ads arguing that Trump and his minions are pro-cancer. Instead, we get conciliatory moves towards cooperation with evil.
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Jane Liebschutz, MD MPH (she/her) @liebschutz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

azhar @emokendallroy. 2/17/21
is there anyone even named sheldon irl?


creature from the black lea... 2/17/21 my class turtle from 6th Grade :)


erin m. brady @erinmartina. 2/17/21 
that's a turtle

creature from the black leagoon
@bigfatmoosepssy
When God sings with his creations, will
a turtle not be part of the choir?
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Nothing esoteric about that. Those boys sent me home from San Antonio with psychic damage lol.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/01/2025
this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
As a modded 3DS haver, it's great. It's a bit of a process but nothing super difficult, and I'm so glad I have it!
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’m getting so, so mad with every snap. The little foot and hand shuffle every play because nobody could plausibly get to him where he’s set up and how early he jumps. I can’t take it lol.
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
kinda think this should be getting a little more of the “baseball is ruined!” attention than the Dodgers signing a good player to a minor league contract for money any team could have afforded
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 18/01/2025
if I had two people attempt to assassinate me in the last six months the last thing I would do is a rug pull.
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It really can be done, simply “run very quickly” lol. But in all seriousness I will say at that distance I’ve always had the best luck pushing it really hard early and seeing if my body is willing to keep it up another 10 minutes. Good luck!
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/01/2025
What the absolute FUCK
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/01/2025
CDC estimates show new HIV infections decreased 12% from 2018 (36,200) to 2022 (31,800). The decline was driven by a 30% decrease among young people aged 13-24 years.
Increases in pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) prescriptions, viral suppression, and HIV testing likely contributed to the decline. Additionally, in
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Michigan should always have a point guard named Tre(y) of some sort imho
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Lmao Vlad
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Just the chorus of “born in the USA” continuously cycling through ~30% of Americans’ heads
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Man I was watching UF-UK the other day and thought to myself “huh I should see who these coaches are I don’t really know.” First several search hits for Golden certainly gave me an impression!
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
PSA to not do it! I’m never going to catch that 2020 Minnesota game dragon.
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jordraph @jordraph.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Hmmm
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