Reposted by Deadna WatkinsBooored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 5hThings we did: Shot the sheriff Built this city Things we didn't do: Start the fire Shoot the deputy Things we want: To break free Know what love is Things we will do: Rock you Anything for love Things we won't do: THAT. 14012
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 5hI bet the person who invented the Blockbusters hand jive voted for brexit 140
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 12hWe have a lass here called Minette and she's lovely but every time she emails all I can think of is a wee geordie fisherman dropping his gear into the water 161
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 13h*klaxon* *airhorn* *awooga* THE UNPEOPLE ALBUM IS OUT TODAY 220
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026History is full of firsts. Think of the first cars. The first airplanes. The first telephones. The first elevators. What did these things have in common? They all sucked. This is why it is far more important to be awesome. Remember the first pyramids? The fuck you do 59029
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I saw a band on Sunday that I had waited to see since I missed them in 98 and I can't stop thinking about them In a couple of weeks I'm seeing a band that made me burst out crying last time I saw them they were so good But yeah AI music is the same I guess 1110
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think my favourite sex position is reverse cowgirl, where the natural order of the world is flipped on its head, and beasts drive herds of men across the plains. 614529
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsMomo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost 414801942
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bobby Lee and that Bearded ginger cunt who sits next to him for starters 020
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsMagicMetalBird 🐑 @magicmetalbird.com · 07/10/2026friend of a friend wrote a PhD dissertation on juggling. is now doctor of juggling. iconic. you can really do whatever the fuck you want in this life. follow your FUCKING DREAMS 021
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsMinor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Miggs says he can smell your cunt. Dr Lecter says he can smell L’air Du Temps. Which of the following statements is true? A) Miggs is hallucinating. B) Dr Lecter is not telling the truth C) You have put L’air Du Temps on your foof. 041
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsDoctorDee 🇺🇦 Слава Україні @doctordee.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026I have never watched any movie that came out before I was born. Most of them were not even in colour, and none of them had Iron Man. History is for losers. 361
Reposted by Deadna Watkinstwodogslfc.bsky.social @twodogslfc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just for the record I hate Jeremy Clarkson (and his five flabby arsed chins) with an absolute unbridled passion. 3141
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026@un-ness-assary.bsky.social Happy Birthday Sugartits! 110
Reposted by Deadna Watkinshappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15/06/2023ian curtis of joy division sounds like he's on the phone with school pretending to be his own dad. 10669159
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Calling Clarkson a farmer is like saying Fred West was a landscape Gardener 1121
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsSpooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jeffrey Archer, yesterday evening: 0102
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsFranzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀 12800306
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsNikaaaaaaaah! 👻🎃 @mxnectarine.polycule-slut.cloud · 04/10/2026 🎶 I’ve been through the desert on a horse that’s named Greg 041
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsNikaaaaaaaah! 👻🎃 @mxnectarine.polycule-slut.cloud · 04/10/2026– Ehrm actually Mr Bunnel, there’s been a misunderstanding. We trimmed his hair before going through the desert because he gets warm. – Ooohhh so it’s “horse with no… – …no MANE. Yes. His name’s Greg. He’s pretty upset about it. 1114
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026100% this I've ditched all other social media bar this place BUT the Internet ia where I met my best friends 060
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@besidetheteesside.bsky.social Happy Birthday Sugartits! 020
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsJames Hance @jameshance.com · 02/10/2026“Such Sights To Show You” 🔥 Inktober Day 2 - 31 days of Monsters, Fiends & Baddies! Original gouache painting on illustration board up on jameshance.com today ☺️🎨✨ 48922
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only person worse than future me is past me and fuck the pair of them 250
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was the wars of stars it was the stars of wars 070
Reposted by Deadna WatkinsH. Anthony Hildebrand @hahildebrand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Here's my best tip to prevent crying when cutting an onion: Stop being such a fucking pussy 232
Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This pic of me amongst the Tifosi at turn one of Monza can be linked directly to Garfield 230
Reposted by Deadna Watkinsscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 01/10/2026me on Sept 30 vs. me on Oct 1 0276