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Deadna Watkins

@theednawatkins.bsky.social
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 5h
Things we did: Shot the sheriff Built this city Things we didn't do: Start the fire Shoot the deputy Things we want: To break free Know what love is Things we will do: Rock you Anything for love Things we won't do: THAT.
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 5h
Has it got a rabbit in its ear?
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 5h
I bet the person who invented the Blockbusters hand jive voted for brexit
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 5h
Quick quiz for you all
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 9h
Die Hard 2 Fast 2 Furious
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 9h
Who is this? A: Pat Sharpe B: Barack Obama
King of the mullet Pat Sharpe
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 12h
We have a lass here called Minette and she's lovely but every time she emails all I can think of is a wee geordie fisherman dropping his gear into the water
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 13h
*klaxon* *airhorn* *awooga* THE UNPEOPLE ALBUM IS OUT TODAY
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 15h
Me on a daily basis
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
History is full of firsts. Think of the first cars. The first airplanes. The first telephones. The first elevators. What did these things have in common? They all sucked. This is why it is far more important to be awesome. Remember the first pyramids? The fuck you do
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw a band on Sunday that I had waited to see since I missed them in 98 and I can't stop thinking about them In a couple of weeks I'm seeing a band that made me burst out crying last time I saw them they were so good But yeah AI music is the same I guess
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think my favourite sex position is reverse cowgirl, where the natural order of the world is flipped on its head, and beasts drive herds of men across the plains.
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To do list: Fuckin die
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freddie Jacksgone
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bobby Lee and that Bearded ginger cunt who sits next to him for starters
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Piti piw piw wiw wiw
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nicholas Witchell luvs horse cock
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MagicMetalBird 🐑 @magicmetalbird.com · 07/10/2026
friend of a friend wrote a PhD dissertation on juggling. is now doctor of juggling. iconic. you can really do whatever the fuck you want in this life. follow your FUCKING DREAMS
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't even like swans
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paul Burrell' a dog nonce
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Piers Morgan is a cunt
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Phil had a massive cock
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Choke me, make me cum
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ron Jeremy and Orville having a chat with a very bad speech bubble coming from Ron' mouth
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The blood of christ
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Miggs says he can smell your cunt. Dr Lecter says he can smell L’air Du Temps. Which of the following statements is true? A) Miggs is hallucinating. B) Dr Lecter is not telling the truth C) You have put L’air Du Temps on your foof.
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DoctorDee 🇺🇦 Слава Україні @doctordee.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never watched any movie that came out before I was born. Most of them were not even in colour, and none of them had Iron Man. History is for losers.
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twodogslfc.bsky.social @twodogslfc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just for the record I hate Jeremy Clarkson (and his five flabby arsed chins) with an absolute unbridled passion.
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social Happy Birthday Sugartits!
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
ian curtis of joy division sounds like he's on the phone with school pretending to be his own dad.
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Calling Clarkson a farmer is like saying Fred West was a landscape Gardener
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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer, yesterday evening:
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Edging but sleep
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Nikaaaaaaaah! 👻🎃 @mxnectarine.polycule-slut.cloud · 04/10/2026
🎶 I’ve been through the desert on a horse that’s named Greg
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Nikaaaaaaaah! 👻🎃 @mxnectarine.polycule-slut.cloud · 04/10/2026
– Ehrm actually Mr Bunnel, there’s been a misunderstanding. We trimmed his hair before going through the desert because he gets warm. – Ooohhh so it’s “horse with no… – …no MANE. Yes. His name’s Greg. He’s pretty upset about it.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A meme featuring text at the top that reads, "Don't pretend to like Ska if you dont know who this is." Below the text is a grainy black-and-white photograph of a man in a suit with a wide-open mouth, attempting to play a trumpet and a trombone simultaneously. and he has the entire mouthpiece and more all the way in his mouth.
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nine albums then is it?
Nine albums that made me 

1: The Holy Bible- Manic Street Preachers 
2: [Untitled] - mewithoutYou 
3: Live through This - Hole
4: Brother Sister - mewithoutYou 
5: Appetite for Destruction  - Guns N Roses 
6: Self titled  - System Of A Down
7: Blues Funeral - Mark Lanegan Band
8" Still Got The Blues - Gary Moore
9: Pure - 3 colours Red
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
100% this I've ditched all other social media bar this place BUT the Internet ia where I met my best friends
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@besidetheteesside.bsky.social Happy Birthday Sugartits!
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James Hance @jameshance.com · 02/10/2026
“Such Sights To Show You” 🔥 Inktober Day 2 - 31 days of Monsters, Fiends & Baddies! Original gouache painting on illustration board up on jameshance.com today ☺️🎨✨
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only person worse than future me is past me and fuck the pair of them
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the wars of stars it was the stars of wars
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H. Anthony Hildebrand @hahildebrand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's my best tip to prevent crying when cutting an onion: Stop being such a fucking pussy
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This pic of me amongst the Tifosi at turn one of Monza can be linked directly to Garfield
A white middleaged man dressed head to toe  in Ferrari merch with a shit eating grin on his face
He is amongst a crowd of Ferrari fans at Monza and Charles LeClec has just gotten pole, the sky is blue the sun is shining 

At the time this was the happiest I had ever been
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 01/10/2026
me on Sept 30 vs. me on Oct 1
the ITYSL skit with the guy who is supposed to be like Johnny Cash and they’re singing about skeletons and bones being their money the same skit but it’s Tim Robinson
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonos
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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rest in Teeth x
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Deadna Watkins @theednawatkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deathster Rantzen
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