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Nagy Borús Levente @ingorion.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Jeselnik is the GOAT
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when that spicy Thai lunch I had is keeping it right down the middle
Kirk Herbstreit sweating and red
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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
chop this
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every Bears game this year is going to end 95-90
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
God I miss central time so much
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism
Darline Graham: I tripped up on one question last night, regarding Taiwan. I don't speak politician. I was just honest. Of course, Taiwan is our friend. But I think people in South Carolina are more worried about boys in girls sports.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Personal heuristic: If the lead story on the NY Times website is about the bond market, things are not going well with the economy.
Bond Sell-Off Sends Borrowing Costs to Highest Level Since 2007
Yields on the 30-year U.S. Treasury and government bonds across the world rose to multiyear highs as investors fret about inflation, deficits and A.I. spending.
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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sophie Cunningham's -28 in today's game is the worst single-game +/- in a win in WNBA history. #WNBA
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 30/07/2026
It's true the anti-trans movement in sports has two major factions, but it's not good faith and assholes, it's suckers and the people suckering them, and that's being generous to the suckers
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Call me Kermit the frog, the way I’m pulling this pork
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
win or lose, soccer is about engaging in open corruption
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jonblutarsky.bsky.social @jonblutarsky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Cubs vs. Padres scorebug that reads more Jon Bush
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ROB MANFRED HATES BASEBALL
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Imagine the pure joy of getting to write this www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/u...
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them. (
There are things in the world that are more important than money. The fact that you seem not to believe this, that you seem to think any motive beyond ruthless acquisitiveness is fake, dishonest, or childish, is the heart of your problem. Your attitude is not by any means unique to tech, but the
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Jordan Bastian @bastianmlb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Very Important Update: With his homer in the 8th, Cubs first baseman Michael Busch is now batting .304/.412/.589 with three homers, five doubles, a triple, nine walks and 15 RBI in 68 PAs since a goose landed in shallow left while he was batting on April 20.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
my most oldhead opinion is that baseball is too fast now
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
people who aren’t from here always talk shit about giardiniera like, “uh NYC has relish, too, GO KNICKS BABY” and “isn’t that just vegetable plant sweepings fermented in oil?” and “if it’s so good, how come it doesn’t have a green M&M sex-food mascot?” well, sit the fuck down, people in group #3
picture of a sexy lady giardiniera mascot on a bag of chips I ate which, btw, just tasted like normal-ass chips
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Fuck it we’ll do it dead
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wow Trump really threw Riley overboard, but at least she can swi— ah, well
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
Headline: 
Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Here we are again
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Mark Gongloff @markgongloff.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Schroedinger’s Iran War
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 05/03/2026
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
No no no, you're not understanding: if WE don't start blasting missiles into a foreign country, there could be a possibility that they develop the capacity to have the opportunity to build a likelihood of a potential for THEM being able to blast missiles into foreign countries
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Ryan Stauffer @ryanswx.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Not the kind of behavior one would expect from the world’s first FIFA Peace Prize winner
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
david purdue was totally exonerated, no wrongdoing
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold
i already described it
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ACLU @aclu.org · 18/02/2026
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
classic tweet
@futurevictim_
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
You don’t have to understand Bad Bunny to enjoy it, I’ve been watching curling for 3 days and I have no idea what’s happening
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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lockjaw from One Battle After Another stepping into his Christmas Adventurers office.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If you put pepper in your socks you’re a fucking dumbass
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egg16z 🥚 @notlikewe.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
what a legend lmao
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/12/2025
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
A page on Destructoid, so loaded with ads that no actual text or content is visible
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