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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️

@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
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36. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. directioner + midnighter. chicagoland. 🏳️‍🌈 cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast. you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.

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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 14h
Not fully shown is the 4 bottles of perfume she poured out all over herself and my rug…
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 16h
Is that good?
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 16h
Update:
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🤟🏾Ferd_Turgeson🧀 @ferdturgeson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jordan Love is 2nd in the NFL in passing yards, despite being subjected to war crimes by his OL for 3 weeks
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Nothing I hate more than someone trying to tell me you “have to” cheer for a superstar as a fan of the sport. No I don’t, I am a hater before and above all else.
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Insufferable
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The second to last time I was at Miller Park, the escalator caught on fire. Them having to pause the game now due to firework smog is kinda incredible lol.
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The consensus is that it may or may not have been a balk lol.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 12/10/2026
Hall of Fame chirp
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is a car on fire on I88W…
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bears fans @ Lambeau have already told us that the “win doesn’t matter” since Caleb didn’t play sooooo…
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me @ the fandom:
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You're Welcome
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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a wonderful way to honor the memory of the late great Mike Ditka 
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Packers would be putting up a 40-burger if Trey wasn’t missing every kick lol.
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The current vibes outside of Lambeau are v good.
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
3 franchise QBs in a row is so impressive tbh
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jordan is earning every cent of that contract today!!
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Jordan Love Counting Money
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
F it, Matthew Golden down there somewhere!!
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Listen, it’s a good joke…”
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A TD by a Packers RB? In this economy????
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Benjammins Packers Touchdown Celebration
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✶ MarcusD ✶ @marcusd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
X x2!!
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh these refs have no fuckin clue as to what they should or shouldn’t throw a flag for.
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LET LOVE COOK 🍳
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m hoping the person who saved this isn’t planning to do a freezing cold takes on me
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SKittles is my favorite non-Packer so I like this.
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jordan Love is good at throwing footballs.
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Jordan Love in Cowboy Hat & Poncho
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
10 + 9 = 6!!!
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Christian Watson Touchdown
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GFL Pookie is gonna die out there
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In the Tailgate Village™️, we all fam!
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am once again asking for HELP - my child and I are DROWNING 💔 (watching Packers)
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MLF must hate Jordan bc there’s no other explanation. Also these refs are absolutely atrocious on both sides of the ball.
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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Packers offense still works when Jordan Love is protected.
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Bethany @ohmyhart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Football is fun again.
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» justmaʀʟa ✨ @marlaef.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I like these GB uniforms. 😍
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Pookie Green Bay Packers
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Heading to tailgate on 5.5 hours of (terrible) sleep is definitely a choice. There’s not gonna be enough concealer in the world to cover up the bags under these eyes…
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Tom from Tom and Jerry: Sleepy No Sleep
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 11/10/2026
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
View looking east from the Skydeck atop the Sears Tower towering over the Loop, Millennium Park and Chicago Harbor with Lake Michigan beyond. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-11 06:06:13 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@earthcam // Current Temp in Chicago: 61 F | 16 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: ESE at 7 mph | 11 kph // Humidity: 81%
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Too bad the Packers don’t have a draft pick till The Year 3000™️ because they could really use one of these Georgia RBs…
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This hotel we are staying at is the star of a Black Mirror episode:
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Black Mirror Nosedive: Lacie Pound Smiling
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rolling up to Green Bay while listening to Pearl Jam >>>>
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Buffet Briefinity 🎃🎃🍬🍫 @briesmith.xyz · 10/10/2026
If your opposition to SA is founded entirely in how the victim relates to a man, you're thinking of it as a property crime and not an attack on a person, hope this helps
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
2 SRO tickets for the game tomorrow are $700. People are out of their miiiinndsss.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Protests that started in Spain and then spread to France and Brazil have now started in Belgium. People are sick of being told there is 'no money' by billionaires who are becoming trillionaires.
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Zayn Lyrics Bot @zaynlyricsbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure Nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us Bodies together
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pete Hegseth has floated the idea of live streaming an execution during halftime of Super Bowl LX.
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Rue Bennett's Emotional Thank You
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“That mf is NOT real”
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Amelia🤍🧜🏻‍♀️ @m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Twelve hours till I leave for Green Bay and I cannot wait to get tf outta this house.
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Slush Puppie Fund Bureau Chief @326bureauchief.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The bigotry is really is all they have left. They have no economic argument to make -- so much so that they reduce an entire economic system (which is what socialism is by definition) into a brown person getting a job and Riley Gaines not cracking the top four in a swimming race.
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