Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The next best thing to being fed through a tube! 130
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These Atlanta fans are wishing they were at a Caitlin Clark game right now 1101
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I truly don’t want to know what the surprise is 140
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He gets custody of the dog and a 20-second head start. 0100
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Love that the Philly sports team with the best vibes right now is the one that hasn’t won a title since Reagan’s first term 041
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I was the Braves I would try to hit the ball with the barrel of the bat. That seems to be working. I’d avoid hitting the ball with the knob of the bat, that doesn’t seem to be a good strategy. 040
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That late hit on Hurts was the dirtiest play by a Ben Johnson team since the 100-meter dash at the 1988 Olympics 280
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Dalton INT gets Red October off to a rough start 040
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Case Keenum vs. Andy Dalton. 2007 Texas Bowl rematch! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Te...en.wikipedia.org2007 Texas Bowl - Wikipedia 02612
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is also how Trump renovated the Reflecting Pool 1141
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do we have anyone coming back from appendicitis 040
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you’re expecting a joke from me on this, sorry. I don’t use my professional platform for weather 060
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you want something really spooky, try the fish sandwich 120
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My theory is that Trump’s beef with Canada is because he never got to see the Royal Alexandra Theatre in Toronto’s star-studded 1972 production of Godspell 030
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can’t wait to take my 10-year-old son to the George Lucas Museum in L.A. He is a HUGE American Graffiti fan 081
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not Pinterest updating their terms of service at 8am. Not now. Not today 040
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This news first reported by his agent, Tyson Bquarterback www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...cbsnews.comBears quarterback Tyson Bagent placed in NFL concussion protocolChicago Bears quarterback Tyson Bagent has been placed in the NFL concussion protocol, according to a person familiar with the situation, adding another wrinkle to the team's plans for Monday night's ... 170
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Sunday Matt Goldich and Friends @ West Side Comedy Club with special guests! www.westsidecomedyclub.com/shows/matt-g...westsidecomedyclub.comMatt Goldich with Special guests Vannessa Jackson. Ismael Loutfi & Ryan Beck | West Side Comedy ClubRyan Beck Ismael Loutfi Vannessa Jackson Matt Goldich Matt Goldich is a longtime writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. He has also performed stand-up multipl… 040
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Still think this Paramount-Warner Brothers merger can be stopped if Ari Gold finds out about it before the end of Yom Kippur 011
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026www.google.com/goto?url=CAE...google.comNorm Macdonald — Yippie Jerry RubinEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. 030
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Great Barrington tonight 8pm! mahaiwe.org/event/indigo...mahaiwe.orgIndigo Comedy Night with Matt Goldich - Mahaiwe Performing Arts CenterMatt Goldich is a longtime writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. He has also performed stand-up multiple times on Late Night and has appeared in numerous sketches on the show as well. 011
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Don’t tell my kids! Back at West Side Comedy Club in NYC Sunday 9/27 with special guests @alisonleiby.bsky.social Ismael Loutfi and Ryan Beck! Get your tickets at www.westsidecomedyclub.com/shows/matt-g... 010
Reposted by Matt GoldichMatt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Headlining in New England this week! Come see me do my new hour of stand-up and/or spread the word! All tickets at linktr.ee/mattgoldich 032
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Headlining in New England this week! Come see me do my new hour of stand-up and/or spread the word! All tickets at linktr.ee/mattgoldich 032
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Saints lost because they pulled Fant from the game. Go for the octopus or lose! 150
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don’t know if I’d call SoDo a “hip area.” Maybe if he’d suffered it in Ballard, or Belltown. 010
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tonight is the 25th anniversary of the first time I saw Eating It at Luna Lounge. Curious if anyone has a lineup from that night. 000
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026For years the NFL has been trying to get us to watch Drew Lock on a Wednesday 021
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Uh-oh. This means World War 2 is just around the corner 020
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me when I tell my kids “that’s enough screen time” 080
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Had to explain to my 6-year-old daughter today that a good name for a sushi restaurant would not be “Sushi Dushi” 170
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Was listening to the Phillies-Angels game in my car last night and when the announcer said the name of Angels outfielder Jose Siri my phone activated Siri 040
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“You down with deep blue sea!” “Yeah, you know me!” 060
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The kids know taking away TV is an empty threat. They are aware it’s our only down time 021
Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s crazy how much human beings got done before the advent of smartphones. Back in the 70s, people would write Jolene and I Will Always Love You in a single day 040
Reposted by Matt Goldichtombreihan.bsky.social @tombreihan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The type of thing I hate to write.stereogum.comDolly Parton Dead At 80Dolly Parton, one of the greatest singers and songwriters in the history of American popular entertainment, has died. Parton’s family announced her passing in a video statement from her nephew Byran S... 0332