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Joel Cornah

@joelcornah.bsky.social
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Author | Archivist | They/Them | Did 'The Miliverse' | Write books and D&D | “A great bloke" according to Ed Miliband Published by Wizards Tower Press wizardstowerpress.com/media/wizards…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 13h
An autistic woman, who was miles away and surrounded by witnesses at the time of a recent strangulation murder, still thinks the immense weight of guilt and shame crouching gargoyle-like on her soul could be related to the crime, it has been reported.
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Autistic woman with alibi for murder still thinks she may have somehow committed it
An autistic woman, who was miles away and surrounded by witnesses at the time of a recent strangulation murder, still thinks the immense weight of guilt and shame crouching gargoyle-like on her soul…
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 15h
Lib Dem polling, 2024-2026:
a much memed image of a guy calmly eating his dinner in a chippy while it all kicks off behind him
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 15h
I keep writing “Bourbon and St Pancras” and I worry I’ll accidentally start saying it too.
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Anonymous @youranonjd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Women just need to burn everything to the ground
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El Yobo @elyobo.bsky.social · 20h
now new generations can hear the computer scream as well as enjoy the rest of the authentic early internet experience at 56k.rip
tweet by "soul nate" @MNateShyamalan from Jun 29, 2021

> in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing
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tbuktwo67.bsky.social @tbuktwo67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
International rescue button labels compared to starfleet labels.
Perfectly executed internal rescue buttons. Slightly dodgy starfleet buttons
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*WITH ED MILIBAND*
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Wizard's Tower Press @wtpress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All stories must come to an end, so Rob Sardan must finally face off against the evil pirate king, Mothar. But will he finally find a boy to love along the way? Open for pre-orders: wizardstowerpress.co...
The cover of The Storm-Forged Throne by Joel Cornah.

The background image is of a dark-skinned pirate wearing a bicorn hat, ruffled shirt and frock coat.

Superimposed on that is an image of a lone, armed figure, back to us, on a stepped platform looking at a large throne. In front of the platform is a sea of lava.
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uuhhhhhh
A clock face with an image of Jimmy Saville looking all creepy and sinister with some round, red glasses. Facebook marketplace listing labels it as “John Lennon clock” £20
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Survation. @survation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Support outnumbers opposition in every age group, including those most affected: -> 55-64: 61% support, 16% oppose -> 65+: 55% support, 27% oppose 8/9
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This photo gives the vibes of [record scratch] “Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation…” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Andy Burnham wants to review the UK’s relationship with the EU. What are the options?
The PM said Brexit has ‘done more harm than good’ and wants an assessment before the next UK-EU summit
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
out of all the songs i think "come out ye black and tans" is probably the one with the largest How Racist Does The Title Make It Sound/How Racist Is It Being gap out there
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Joanne Hall @hierath77.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Humans are messy and imperfect and emotional and funny and they pour that into their art. Why would anyone want to outsource that to the planet-killing plagarism machine?
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 29/09/2026
Want to know more about Hundreds of Beavers on Dropout? Here’s Sam Reich to explain…
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Electoral reform via citizens assembly and sortition to make Ed Miliband and @geofflloyd.bsky.social happy! (Everyone listen to the Reasons to be Cheerful episode on sortition)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Ben Winters @benwinters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that chatbot doing that unsafe/violative thing is not it 'going rogue' or an 'unfortunate incident of unintended consequences,' it’s the logical and devastating consequences of an unsafe product put out by irresponsible companies that have been conditioned to believe consequences dont exist for them
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You do not understand any circumstances, “gotta hand it to ‘em”
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Dr Phoenix CS Andrews @thatdocphoenix.com · 29/09/2026
Electoral reform! New national commission
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We WILL hold a national conversation on the Cartmel Master Plan.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"And so conference, I pledge to you today: another missing Hartnell episode, back at the BBC, by 2030 - AND an ambition to find a missing Troughton."
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Dr Phoenix CS Andrews @thatdocphoenix.com · 29/09/2026
Strengthened water bill: repeal of Thatcher’s ban on public ownership of water companies. Angela Eagle presenting it. Another win, tbf
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Cornish/Manc Parallel Realist (Worldwide Dept.) @leftymuso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ha ha! Here's another good one. . .
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Sarah Graley 🌈💫 @sarahgraley.com · 28/09/2026
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A four panel comic!

Sarah is sat at the table, eating cereal from a bowl. Wilson and Pesto the cat approach.
SARAH: Oh! Good morning!
CATS SFX: Puroot!

Pesto and Wilson get closer, surrounding Sarah.
SARAH: Wow, you guys are so friendly today!
CATS SFX: Purrrr! Purrrr!

Wilson and Pesto snuggle up to Sarah, against each shoulder.
SARAH: I feel so loved!

Pesto and Wilson go straight in for Sarah's breakfast they're now guarding best they can.
SARAH: ...AND SO BETRAYED! I TRUSTED YOOOU!!
CAT SFX: SLORP!! SLORP!!

OUR SUPER ADVENTURE By Sarah Graley & Stef Purenins
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no one should use this thing but I just cannot stress enough that you have to stay away from it if you’re a practicing attorney
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a day Teach a man to transform permanently into a fish, you'll probably never hear from him again
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
neorealis on tumblr: "the traditional british symbol for courage is the lion, an animal which, a careful observer will note, cannot be found there."

vriskakinnieaynrand :crab_emoji: replies: "but with your help we can release several dozen of them onto the streets of birmingham"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
IG: wtf.feelingsss (@_wtffeelingsss) on twitter: "I wish i could be mysterious and alluring but i look like i own a propeller hat and a comedically large lollipop"
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Therapist: Giant, Chibi anime Burnham isn't real and can't hurt you. Giant, Chini, anime Burnham:
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM
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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was speaking with a mid 20yr old who genuinely believed that the number of bedrooms a house had only counted if there were that many parking spaces 🤦‍♀️ so a 4 bedroom house with 2 spaces was only a 2 bedroom house
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 28/09/2026
🚨 Ed Miliband: "Europe is not just our geography, but so much more. "And on economics, on defence, on security, I say to this conference: our future lies in a stronger, deeper partnership with the European Union."
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LabourList @labourlist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🔴 Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband with some great advice for how to have a good conference experience, after speaking at the LabourList rally!
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been fascinated lately that we seem to be in a period where ppl are administrating & conducting sex offences, as well as on end-to-end encrypted services, on *facebook*. Like, they don’t feel the need to go to great efforts to hide it - to police investigate and *immediately* there it all is.
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Council of Geeks @councilofgeeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Correct me if I'm wrong on this one, but...
Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire.Eda Clawthorne from the Owl House.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
others have said this, but if you are a real person using AI to draft your messages to me, you not only sound like a scammer, you are someone i do not want to work with, scam or no scam
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burnham looks naked without his glasses, tbh. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Andy Burnham proposes NHS-style social care system for England
The prime minister told the BBC that social care in England is "as unfair as American healthcare".
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Any person or organisation questioning their actions or loyalty to this country should be corrected and ostracised. Anyone can drown, but no one should. rnli.org/support-us
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Charity Support For The RNLI - Save Lives At Sea Your Way
Discover ways you can get involved and provide charity support for the RNLI. As a charity, we rely on the support of people like you to save lives at sea.
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
F. A. B.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/09/2026
Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 (@MildCuthbert) on twitter: "Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain.""
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
Milverton Saint on facebook: "Who the hell is in charge of Mamdani's PR Department 😭😭"

[Four-panel grid of political graphics featuring Zohran Mamdani:

16 Inches
of Snowfall
in New York City as of Feb. 23

Every Street Across All 5 Boroughs
Plowed

If You Are
In Heat
Cooling Centers Are Open Across NYC

200,000
Holes Filled
in New York City Under Mayor Zohran Mamdani]
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Labour aren't winning over Reform voters by pushing for anti-immigration, anti-asylum, anti-trans, anti-disabled voters. They are reinforcing Reform's, Restore et al's arguments that marginalised groups are an "issue" and to be blamed for all the ills of the world though. That's not helping anyone.
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Joel Cornah @joelcornah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jodie in a sunbeam! #cats #catsofbluesky #kitten
A long, fluffy, black cat lying on a grey carpet, illuminated by a sun beam. She is stretched out with long legs and her head turned to the camera
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Editor: You get those photos of Deputy Labour Leader and Education Secretary Lucy Powell? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin ominous and lurid green, just like you asked. Editor: what
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
imagining a dystopia where every rich person is a giant genetically engineered baby
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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