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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ENHANCE
clip of PJ drinking something out the jugTikTok search bar with an auto population reading “what is a gopher”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
Sending an email “High Importance”
Google Image results for “begging crying man”
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
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floyding @floyding.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
putting my favorite hoodie on after a long hot summer
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Camouflage Preparation
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger: Camouflage Preparation
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 19/09/2026
Hello? Speaking. I beg your pudding?
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a Kenny parent has been hard at work crunching numbers on Minneapolis Public Schools’ transformation plan proposal. In short: none of their math or rationale makes sense. MPS families and communities deserve better than this plan. stopthetransformation.com/numbers
stopthetransformation.com
Numbers | Stop the Transformation
Numbers on Stop the Transformation. Raise awareness and improve education on the MPS School Transformation Plan.
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Shannon for School Board @shannon-for-d3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“As Minneapolis Public Schools (MPS) leadership rolls out their proposal to close around 16 schools throughout the district next year, the face of this campaign to squeeze ordinary citizens and families of our basic dignities takes a new, far more genteel face.”
startribune.com
Opinion | Minneapolis Public Schools closure plan is absurd and reckless
Minneapolis school board candidates write: Exactly how and why are we supposed to the next incredibly disruptive district redesign when MPS blundered the last one so spectacularly?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@thatdutchperson

[starbucks barista] how can I help you today?

[my therapist, shouting from a distance] nobody can help him
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 15/09/2026
a new study shows that closing schools does not save money in the end, as students withdraw from the district entirely to attend school elsewhere www.edweek.org/leadership/c...
edweek.org
Closing a School? Don't Expect to Save Money, a New Study Warns
The hope is that closing schools can reduce fixed costs. A new study looks into whether that happens.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Block me
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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Sega CD Pride Month @32mbit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Uber driver sucked me off??" meme crudely edited to say "ryanair sucked me out??"
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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this crop art at the minneapolis airport
a rendition of a speed movie poster made entirely of crop seeds except the movie is called "seed" and the actors names are beanu reeves, sandra burdock, dennis popcorn (this one is a stretch), and chaff daniels. the tagline on it says "crop quiz, hot shot"
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
unironically, this is heartwarming. Dolly was punk af
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 25/08/2026
I think the universal grieving comes in no small part from the fact she represented the best of what America could be, and that she never stopped chasing that ideal, artistically and socially
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
temp dropped to 59 overnight
George from Seinfeld saying “I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode”
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location”the “welcome to flavortown” bedroom
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ill go to the sexy sex purge movie but there better not be anything sexy like sex in it!
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
setting up a petition on change dot org that would make dominic sessa ineligible for roles not set in the late 60s/ 70s
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Justin Timberlake “it’s gonna be May” meme but the text says “it’s August already.” He has short blonde curly hair and smiles into the camera while wearing a white button up shirt
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Andy McKay @korimakoecology.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery.
Guys I’m sorry about my last few posts picking on Agapanthus & Yuccas. I understand lots of you like these plants so I do apologise. I will admit, there is a time and a place for all plants including those two. And that time is never and that place is hell. Bye
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I know some people haven’t heard of this and each time it makes me happy www.startribune.com/this-boat-do...
startribune.com
This boat don’t float
Dreaming of a Huck Finn-style adventure on the Mississippi, a young couple are instead afoul of the law.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/07/2026
reading your posts
a cropped image of “Stańczyk,” a woman painting by Jan Matejko. a jester dressed in red sits forlornly in a chair
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The quality of this game is the Trump Curse
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
does argentina know they can play on the other side of the field too?
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
woke up briefly this morning, and saw the air quality index for Minneapolis seemingly maxed out at 500. hey, at least it’s only 370 now!
Screenshot of weather app at 4:18 am with the air quality index meter seemingly at the max at 500Also 4:18 screenshot of the weather app showing the air quality map with Minneapolis covered by a truly concerning shade of reddish purple and the reading 500.
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
tfw someone is cold on the 4th of july
Ciara Moriarty as Darlene Ferrin in ZODIAC (2008)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Amazing work by our longtime friends at the Winnipeg Tourism Board.
Visit Winnipeg: Canada’s Middle Child
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
this came to me in a vision
Jason Bourne meme except it’s “Jesus Christ… that’s Danny Go”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Well they didn’t hire Bluewater Services that’s where they fucked up
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 09/10/2025
The vintage technology pricing inverted bell curve has almost come around to the point where the box truck heist in the first Fast and Furious movie makes economic sense again
The back of the truck full of electronics that they steal in The Fast and the Furious (2001) consisting of a bunch of VCRs and digital video cameras and a prominently placed compact tv/vcr combo (like 10" screen). It was a joke for a while that all this stuff is worthless because everybody uses DVDs and stuff but now it's old enough to be valuable to collectors and enthusiasts
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
you’re hanging at the club, I’m hanging at the library, absorbing knowledge. we are not the same
Shaquille O’Neal’s cookbook, only at the library baby
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
back on my bullshit (thinking how 2001 is both a masterpiece and the silliest, most boring movie ever made)
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Some of you on here
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: Dragon Sound has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration
Dragon Sound, as appearing in Miami Connection
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
logging on to bluesky
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
on the commute i passed a cyber truck with a dried loogie caked onto the passenger door
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
happy birthday to both Orson Welles and @mikecavalier.bsky.social (pictured)
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
me, person of taste: i am more invested narratively in whether or not he saves his family
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX
SIX FLYERS IN THE PENALTY BOX
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
420 blaze it
I consider mids loud
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friendly neighborhood joe @joefilipas.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
this is a very lovely prayer. i will be starting every family gathering reflection with “yo” in the future
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
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