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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 3h
Did you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[GRAND VIZIER CHAT (SECRET)] Powerbhdthrone: god I fucking hate my liege Wormtongue4real: ugh I know, always complaining and never giving me a seat on the Royal Council TheEpicEunuch: yeah and the fucking castrations am I right Powerbhdthrone2: the what now
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
"hey we aren't making fun of DISABLED HIGH RISK people, we are making fun of DISABLED HIGH RISK ~LESBIANS~"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all available evidence pointing in the direction of banning adults from buying pokemon cards. you have to wait outside the store and bribe a child to buy them for you now, like a teen trying to get a bottle of smirnoff
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Kat ☆ Comm open @katneko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
レダオリ / LedaPia temple gfs #fefw #fireemblem #art
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 23/09/2026
There is no plan aftermath.site/microsoft-xbox...
master chief looking sad (even though he has a helmet on and you can't see his face; it's the body language, I think)
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Hāsa ~ we're just innocent women 🏳️‍⚧️ @khanti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Isn’t like, most porn for straight people just sissy porn where the woman is the sissy? Like it’s so normalized people can’t even see it. The real sissy hypno is just the patriarchy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Female slop sigh :/" is so fucking funny to me.
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
translation: telling trans people 'enjoy the camps' is not an actionable form of harassment but multiple people yelling at that person for saying it constitutes harassment and they will be suspended. oh hey look at that, /accidentally/ you've created a ruling which says only the trannies get banned

For context here, a user was responding in a thread to other users (unrelated to the original post) when they used the phrase "Trans rights or Trans camps. You chose the camps and you're blaming Dems" followed by profanity. 

> is this user toxic? undeniably yes. 

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Are they threatening trans users directly? No. Trans folks in the US have been targeted repeatedly. That's awful and you have my sympathy. 

Within the context of a single post we wouldn't consider it a direct threat or targeting a protected category. Ie send trans folks to concentration camps. 

More broadly, does repeatedly attacking someone in a thread count towards harassment? Yes. Harassment is brutally hard to moderate though. It's a combination of behaviour + content, and the second you publish the details of the rules, people change their behaviour to avoid enforcement.
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 17/09/2026
@aaron.bsky.team can you give a solid answer to why this “toxicity score” nonsense wouldn’t just end up like this? because it’s gonna end up like this.
Bluesky Toxicity Bot - Scanning...

Totally Not a Bigot ;)
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I think all minorities should be rounded up and executed

Bluesky Toxicity Bot: No swears here! Hurray for respectful discourse!

Regular Person
regularperson.bsky.social
Shut the fuck up you hateful piece of shit

Bluesky Toxicity Bot: Uh oh! Looks like someone's not being very nice. :(
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every democratic candidate deciding to moderate on a social issue to 'take it off the table'
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok I've seen enough. The ai guys are in a millenarian apocalyptic cult. They convinced themselves they were too smart for religion and then looped right around into creating a machine god. No more to it than that.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/09/2026
Every time one of these stories comes out, it's shown that the parents were actually abusive. There is an asymmetry where the parents are given a platform by Christian nationalist orgs and Fox News while the state cannot discuss any details due to privacy. So the narrative is set by the parents.
Screenshot of a Fox News post on X reporting on a Massachusetts family whose daughter was placed in state custody over gender transition disputes, with an embedded Fox News broadcast segment titled "Gender Treatment Lawsuit."
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
worth noting that before talarico pivoted to transphobia will stancil's opinion on him was that he was a dangerous trump like populist who was lying about the charts. so when people say will stancil has an issue with trans people just notice how quickly he's pivoted on this lol.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/2026
The vitriol directed at me and other members of the trans community for having the audacity to declare our votes are not to be taken for granted. By cisgender people who otherwise have called themselves allies. I wish it weren’t so utterly predictable.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the Twin Towers
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 11/09/2025
his neck may have just done that
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 10/09/2026
Discord message

stella (normal)
10:47 PM
Nintendo Direct announcer voice these three are sucking—AND fucking!
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bel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when u see claude on the github repo
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He bought Twitter only to get owned by its users every single day
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so cool that our genocide is on the ballot and shit libs and dems are out there ceding ground if not outright agreeing with it
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Showing the billionaire Dwarf Fortress and he’s crying, he’s weeping over the possibility of this happening in the real world
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Aetherderia @aetherderia.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What taking estrogen does to a mf
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Whenever I see a poll like this I always like to remind people that approval for interracial marriage in the US did not cross the 50% mark until 1994, when I was already in my twenties.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Eliza @artbyeliza.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
hope that clears that up 🙂👍
A sticker that says "trans lives are more important than shitty wizards"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
everyone sharing that bouie transcript but i note that it's his choice to go on there every week or whatever and chop it up with those clueless reactionaries. i think they end every show with each of them sharing a cute inspirational recommendation for books and activities
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/08/2026
living with a cat is kinda like having random encounters turned on in your home.
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Juliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Journalists need to stop describing these incidents in terms implying software has agency and intent. It does not. The people who created a faulty and dangerous product are the ones responsible for whatever happens, and must be held to account, with punitive financial penalties for damage done.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Hasan Piker is really such an odious figure that he requires universal denunciation, his crimes wouldn't all be single-sentence statements taken out of context.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anyway, Grand Theft Auto is arguably an incel narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the dumpster diving housewife a Zoroastrian icon.
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
why aren't the democrats talking about technoblade? everybody knows technoblade. these are the kinds of kitchen table issues that win elections
technoblade, a minecraft youtuber with nearly 23 million subscribers
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
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