Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 7hFor a while I thought Microsoft was looking to emphasize streaming games instead of playing on the xbox. Only for them to gut streaming (15 hours per month on the best gamepass plan!) 180
Reposted by Jelly🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Adding: this snark is never for audience benefit. If someone thinks the sci-fi is too weird or the horror is too discomforting, they can make their own jokes. Art doing that itself is to prevent others' jokes. The artist says "I'LL laugh so YOU can't make fun of me." And it's so spineless. 18648195
Reposted by Jellynora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 10/10/2026im glad the temple of satan is pointing in this direction instead of one that mostly does harm but im so fucking over the "we are actually atheists doing a little joke teehee" disclaimer. put your pussy in it 820023
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026'Ello govener! I too enjoy myself a cheeky bit of spotted dick. 'Aven't tried sucking it before but I'll have a right go at it next time! 010
Reposted by JellyCorinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026libs in the replies and qrts are all madder at the onion bashing dems' transphobic messaging than they are at dems' transphobic messaging 417827
Reposted by JellyKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“girl cats are mean” “girl cats are standoffish” “girl cats are —“ my girl cat is constantly trying to put her nose inside my nose so have you considered that it’s a you problem 3423915323
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My grandma likes doing these big multicourse meals when we come over. She never adds salt and gets defensive if we get out the salt shaked (there's plenty of spice in there!) 3180
Reposted by JellyKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026no offense to anyone who disagrees but plain shredded wheat cereal goes really hard when you're not a child that needs fifty grams of sugar to eat a single bit of grain or fiber in your diet 156117060
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Restorative justice is when mario video and the more mario video the more justice it is I think 151
Reposted by JellyJessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think it is evidence of how so much we have been made to think that gaining an audience is the goal of life in this attention-seeking economy that saying "a rapist shouldn't seek a public persona that is available for consumption" is taken as equivalent to saying they "can never rejoin society." 181520252
Reposted by JellySpacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Im glad my rapist wasn't a YouTuber so that I dont have to see a bunch of takes about if it morally okay to hate him 543447
Reposted by JellyJack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice 391835337
Reposted by Jellycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women 92539539
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They don't even have an A support together she is bringing new dimensions to the bum parent archetype 020
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The 2 burger genders, beans, and cubes. In both of these the bottom bun is also beans 000
Reposted by JellyKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s 653015329
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I watched a very serious documentary where one MI6 agent, J. Bond, was hoisted above a pirhana pool. It was both real and horrifying 051
Reposted by JellyAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[GRAND VIZIER CHAT (SECRET)] Powerbhdthrone: god I fucking hate my liege Wormtongue4real: ugh I know, always complaining and never giving me a seat on the Royal Council TheEpicEunuch: yeah and the fucking castrations am I right Powerbhdthrone2: the what now 08521
Reposted by JellyTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026"hey we aren't making fun of DISABLED HIGH RISK people, we are making fun of DISABLED HIGH RISK ~LESBIANS~" 06719
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone save snorlax from that guy he doesn't deserve this 000
Reposted by Jellygeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all available evidence pointing in the direction of banning adults from buying pokemon cards. you have to wait outside the store and bribe a child to buy them for you now, like a teen trying to get a bottle of smirnoff 1035959
Reposted by JellySteve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa 222477789
Reposted by JellyKat ☆ Comm open @katneko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026レダオリ / LedaPia temple gfs #fefw #fireemblem #art 01019348
Reposted by JellyAftermath @aftermath.site · 23/09/2026There is no plan aftermath.site/microsoft-xbox... 22853204
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Truths like these are what make you the most influential horse on the internet 140
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Stolen election in big 26, I thought we did something about this 120
Reposted by Jellyarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6246791035
Reposted by JellyHāsa ~ 🎉 transgender for everybody! 🎉 @khanti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Isn’t like, most porn for straight people just sissy porn where the woman is the sissy? Like it’s so normalized people can’t even see it. The real sissy hypno is just the patriarchy 628562
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Guy who goes outside and sees a women (it's female slop!!!) 000
Reposted by Jellysamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026translation: telling trans people 'enjoy the camps' is not an actionable form of harassment but multiple people yelling at that person for saying it constitutes harassment and they will be suspended. oh hey look at that, /accidentally/ you've created a ruling which says only the trannies get banned 221581393
Reposted by Jellymayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 17/09/2026@aaron.bsky.team can you give a solid answer to why this “toxicity score” nonsense wouldn’t just end up like this? because it’s gonna end up like this. 6642144
Reposted by JellyMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every democratic candidate deciding to moderate on a social issue to 'take it off the table' 211828242
Reposted by JellyHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ok I've seen enough. The ai guys are in a millenarian apocalyptic cult. They convinced themselves they were too smart for religion and then looped right around into creating a machine god. No more to it than that. 261156202
Reposted by JellyAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/09/2026Every time one of these stories comes out, it's shown that the parents were actually abusive. There is an asymmetry where the parents are given a platform by Christian nationalist orgs and Fox News while the state cannot discuss any details due to privacy. So the narrative is set by the parents. 533623735
Reposted by Jellyjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men." 18271721177
Reposted by Jellysamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026worth noting that before talarico pivoted to transphobia will stancil's opinion on him was that he was a dangerous trump like populist who was lying about the charts. so when people say will stancil has an issue with trans people just notice how quickly he's pivoted on this lol. 171148199
Reposted by JellyErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple. 11162941003
Reposted by JellyErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/2026The vitriol directed at me and other members of the trans community for having the audacity to declare our votes are not to be taken for granted. By cisgender people who otherwise have called themselves allies. I wish it weren’t so utterly predictable. 1745051687
Jelly @jellyfish89.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Shitty bot refused to provide a feeding guide for my pet big chungus 001
