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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown

@jeffles.bsky.social
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
cities fail to properly prevent homelessness or provide resources and a bunch of corrupt assholes said it's OK for those same cities to just publish the people they failed.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/06/2024
Good on Woj for saying the nepotism convo shouldn't be centered around Bronny considering that the NBA is rife with nepotism all the way up the front office. Anyway, while I do find nepotism distasteful overall, there are definitely levels to it. An NBA player playing with his son is cool actually.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 27/06/2024
Science fiction is all about a Great Forgetting age where records are lost etc and sometimes it's natural disaster and sometimes it's revolutionary action but in our world it's apparently for tax write-offs
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
I think everyone should delete all the posts they made without keeping me in mind
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 27/06/2024
biz was likely just as bad 3y ago but they were smart enough to gin up a lot of stories about a "theft crisis" so they could move on with mass layoffs later without taking the blame. they'll make a thousand fired cashiers resent random black folks for a decade before they'll fix a bad business plan
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
One thing that anti-woke “comedy” is good for is exposing differentiators between normal decent people, for whom freedom is simply the right to exist without being dehumanized and bullied, and conservatives, for whom freedom is mostly the right to dehumanize and bully others.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
There are mostly no jokes as such in anti-woke “comedy,” there’s only the gleeful expectation that you’re saying something that will make someone else feel belittled or bad. Which is what bullies find funny.
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Blue Skies at Night @blueskiesatnight.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Wild that so many people out there don’t think of sin as things you do that cause harm, but rather some magical thing that can get you without you even knowing it (and it’s still your own fault somehow)
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/06/2024
Just saw someone exhibiting strange behavior online
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
It got me
A pie chart of ADHD symptoms with 100% allocated to distraction (what others think), what it really is (a whole list of different symptoms), and then a final pie chart 100% allocated to “not reading any of the second half of the above pic because you saw it was really long”
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
It should be a scandal that the US government still contracts with SpaceX at all, given what Elon Musk has been saying in public and, you know, all the rockets that blew up. That’s just…depressing
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
This is why we have AI and not clean energy.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Can you imagine if we competed for human talent the way we compete for resource extractive companies and rentiers
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
I'm very comfortable thinking of these people as my enemies. Someone else can win them over. I want them defeated, marginalized, and bereft of hope.
Republicans who find same-sex relations "morally acceptable" have dropped from 56% to 40% in two years.
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
seen some remarkable LinkedIn stuff about this. "this man, who I have never heard speak at a conference, is insulting the whole profession" etc etc. like the title is "a" traffic engineer, you have in front of you the option of not identifying as the behind-the-times traffic engineer
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
The source of the irrationality is pretty simple: it's middlebrow and cringe to say that a second trump presidency is an existential threat to the country, so if you consider yourself a sophisticate you dismiss it. But the resistance folks are right, and they've been right for eight years
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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pershing48.bsky.social @pershing48.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
"The Feds are infiltrating our group!" The group here is like ten people who couldn't organize a potluck
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
If you’ve watched the passage of major legislation in Washington, you’ve seen how the mania for means testing social programs permeates political discussion as the sober, responsible compromise—from the reporting on the CBO score, to the holdout votes in the senate, to the sunday talk shows.
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ben @benharri.org · 24/06/2024
wishing all ai and crypto a very die
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Sarah Darer Littman @sarahdarerlittman.com · 24/06/2024
She spoke abt how the Nazis took over the civil service and the judiciary and so when they enacted policies that affected people's civil liberties there was nowhere to challenge them.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/06/2024
one of the things about John Roberts that the credulously fawning press completely misses is that his problems with the frothing Alito/Thomas wing aren't really on substance, but optics his goal is to bury fundamental conservative victories in a veneer of reasonable bullshit and he's good at it
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
the delicate balance of power (2024)
The scene is set somewhere deep inside a human body, as two weird little blob guys are seen chewing on the floor of a large wet mass, presumably the tissue of a body.
A differently shaped blob, with craggy lines in it like a stone of some sort appears at the corner, interrupting the reverie of the first two blobs and brandishing a knife as he warns that "you microplastic punks better fuck off, this is lead turf."
The two types of blob dudes are swept up in a violent brawl. One microplastic tears at a lead guy's skull with his teeth while, elsewhere a lead has a plastic pinned down and swings at him wildly with a bloody knife. It is a bloody, terrible scene of savage cruelty and animosity.
The scene pans out further to show a human's head in silhouette, an x-ray of his brain showing it as a soggy and torn up mass of blood and flesh.
We zoom out further to see the man within whom this battle rages, him unaware, a contented smile on his face as he says "I can legally operate a forklift."
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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
I am once again (excitingly) tapping the manifesto of my beliefs xkcd.com/1520/
xkcd.com
Degree-Off
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/06/2024
it feels like a somewhat unpopular view these days but integration is an unalloyed good and should be pursued as vigorously as possible
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
I had someone All Lives Matter my Juneteenth post and along the way they demonstrated something important: In this statement are two invitations. This person, and others, may treat this as a binary. It is not. There exist a third group of people who might be neither who this holiday *is not for*.
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👁the unyielding gaze of the abyss👁 @ifyouhurtihurt.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
mushrooms are weird death and rot made physical, they come in all different colours and patterns, shapes, and sizes. more closely related to you than plants. you can eat them, but results vary between a savoury morsel, death, and seeing the hidden fabric of existence.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Ajit Pai is such a perfect example of the fact that presidential elections are more about personnel than a person
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Some reduce the 2024 campaign to a contest between two old men, but it's a choice of two slates of federal appointees who'll impact your life in a million ways. Biden has staffed executive agencies with excellent choices who are doing good work. Trump will empower an army of Stephen Millers.
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just don’t, like, ever talk about it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/06/2024
i'm sorry, this is an area where i am just completely unwilling to compromise. i think speeding and reckless driving are profoundly antisocial acts that are DEMONSTRABLY PROVEN to result in TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DEATHS every year in car and pedestrian crashes. this seems bad to me.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
damn, dude
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 17/06/2024
A lot of violence is impersonal: pressing buttons, dropping bombs, denying claims. Not this. They ziptied people's hands and threw them into the sea. Loaded families into deflating rafts. Murder, again and again. Abolish borders.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/06/2024
Normal calm
@normal_now

Sometimes on Campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school

2/26/19, 3:49 PM
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 16/06/2024
The idea of The Revolution is a sedative that keeps you from doing the work now
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N. K. Jemisin @nkjemisin.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
It's increasingly clear that the people who make generative AI don't like films, don't like books, don't like art of any kind, and don't understand why anyone else does.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/06/2024
free this hero #ACAB
news headline reading
graffiti artist arrested for spray-painting Beavis heads all over detroit
above a photo of three Beavis faces painted on a brick wall
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 12/10/2023
just a reminder that no one here, not a single person, will ever be the person you have decided they are in your head
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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
It's not harmless. It's not "just an innocent thing" to be fooled by AI. You NEED to be able to discern and differentiate reality. You NEED to know how the world works on a basic level. Because fooling you with baby animals and flowers is just the start of something much worse.
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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