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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown

@jeffles.bsky.social
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
cities fail to properly prevent homelessness or provide resources and a bunch of corrupt assholes said it's OK for those same cities to just publish the people they failed.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Be right back, I'm going to throw a dart at some comic books and make a startup about it. Headline going with the fully credulous present tense "Uses" as if this were in any way a real thing people can do.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
A kid gets a chance to play ball with his dad: Nepotism! Team owner's kid inherits 1/30th of the league: ...crickets...
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/06/2024
Good on Woj for saying the nepotism convo shouldn't be centered around Bronny considering that the NBA is rife with nepotism all the way up the front office. Anyway, while I do find nepotism distasteful overall, there are definitely levels to it. An NBA player playing with his son is cool actually.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Most rite-aides and walgreens I've been into in the last 10 years have made JC Penny's look vibrant. A retail carcass of stale store-brand products you have to walk through to get to the prescription window.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 27/06/2024
Science fiction is all about a Great Forgetting age where records are lost etc and sometimes it's natural disaster and sometimes it's revolutionary action but in our world it's apparently for tax write-offs
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Baseball stat nerds have jumped the shark. "Statistical models are objective, that's why I have 17 different ones that give me different answers depending on what I want them to say."
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
I think everyone should delete all the posts they made without keeping me in mind
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 27/06/2024
biz was likely just as bad 3y ago but they were smart enough to gin up a lot of stories about a "theft crisis" so they could move on with mass layoffs later without taking the blame. they'll make a thousand fired cashiers resent random black folks for a decade before they'll fix a bad business plan
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
One thing that anti-woke “comedy” is good for is exposing differentiators between normal decent people, for whom freedom is simply the right to exist without being dehumanized and bullied, and conservatives, for whom freedom is mostly the right to dehumanize and bully others.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
There are mostly no jokes as such in anti-woke “comedy,” there’s only the gleeful expectation that you’re saying something that will make someone else feel belittled or bad. Which is what bullies find funny.
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Blue Skies at Night @blueskiesatnight.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Wild that so many people out there don’t think of sin as things you do that cause harm, but rather some magical thing that can get you without you even knowing it (and it’s still your own fault somehow)
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Yes in YOUR backyard, not mine.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/06/2024
Just saw someone exhibiting strange behavior online
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
It got me
A pie chart of ADHD symptoms with 100% allocated to distraction (what others think), what it really is (a whole list of different symptoms), and then a final pie chart 100% allocated to “not reading any of the second half of the above pic because you saw it was really long”
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
It should be a scandal that the US government still contracts with SpaceX at all, given what Elon Musk has been saying in public and, you know, all the rockets that blew up. That’s just…depressing
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Social media is the best example of human evolution not preparing us to live in a society of millions. I've never seen a site that didn't devolve into paranoid fantasies about moderation.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
If half your interview is about how your last boss had it out for you, you're probably not getting the job. Even if they did, you're not applying for your old job, the interviewer doesn't want to hear old office gossip, they want to hear that you understand the job you're applying for.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
For some I think it's less about not wanting to hear about the pandemic, and more about knowing our media environment will elevated the absolute worst of it.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
This is why we have AI and not clean energy.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Can you imagine if we competed for human talent the way we compete for resource extractive companies and rentiers
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
I'm very comfortable thinking of these people as my enemies. Someone else can win them over. I want them defeated, marginalized, and bereft of hope.
Republicans who find same-sex relations "morally acceptable" have dropped from 56% to 40% in two years.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Denying the existence of heat stroke aside... I can't imagine being an adult who pays attention to high school football not being aware that kids have died from practicing in the heat.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
I remember in 00s when 90% of my friends left town because there were no careers to be had. Now younger millennials get to stay and raise families while bitching that not enough homeless people are being arrested.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
"Secretly everyone agrees with me." is so much cooler than "This broadly held opinion is mostly correct and I agree with it."
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Folks have trouble squaring the fact that it will always be easier to break things than fix them.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
When politics is fashion, you don't want to be seen wearing last decades pants.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Oooh I may have had that one, did it sound like a car smashing through a garage door when it ejected?
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MatttttttttB @matttttttttb.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
seen some remarkable LinkedIn stuff about this. "this man, who I have never heard speak at a conference, is insulting the whole profession" etc etc. like the title is "a" traffic engineer, you have in front of you the option of not identifying as the behind-the-times traffic engineer
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
The source of the irrationality is pretty simple: it's middlebrow and cringe to say that a second trump presidency is an existential threat to the country, so if you consider yourself a sophisticate you dismiss it. But the resistance folks are right, and they've been right for eight years
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Health care, shelter, food, and water make up 55% of the CPI. Energy, transportation, education, and communication make up the next 27%. Inflation is already weighted for the thing you say its missing.
Pew research graph showing the proportions that make up the consumer price index.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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Kelly Clarkson's Obscene Bird of Night @pershing48.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
"The Feds are infiltrating our group!" The group here is like ten people who couldn't organize a potluck
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
My wife's entire job for the housing authority is helping elderly and disabled people navigate byzantine annual recertification processes just to make sure they didn't secretly become rich but for some reason still want to live in public housing.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
If you’ve watched the passage of major legislation in Washington, you’ve seen how the mania for means testing social programs permeates political discussion as the sober, responsible compromise—from the reporting on the CBO score, to the holdout votes in the senate, to the sunday talk shows.
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ben @benharri.org · 24/06/2024
wishing all ai and crypto a very die
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Sarah Darer Littman @sarahdarerlittman.com · 24/06/2024
She spoke abt how the Nazis took over the civil service and the judiciary and so when they enacted policies that affected people's civil liberties there was nowhere to challenge them.
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
What are houses and food made of?
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
You forgot: 3) Negotiating ALL foreign trade agreements. Keeping raw materials and capital moving and stable is extremely complex and mostly handled by the executive branch. The benefit to the economy of having Democratic presidents is less about ideology than it is about occupational competence.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/06/2024
one of the things about John Roberts that the credulously fawning press completely misses is that his problems with the frothing Alito/Thomas wing aren't really on substance, but optics his goal is to bury fundamental conservative victories in a veneer of reasonable bullshit and he's good at it
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
the delicate balance of power (2024)
The scene is set somewhere deep inside a human body, as two weird little blob guys are seen chewing on the floor of a large wet mass, presumably the tissue of a body.
A differently shaped blob, with craggy lines in it like a stone of some sort appears at the corner, interrupting the reverie of the first two blobs and brandishing a knife as he warns that "you microplastic punks better fuck off, this is lead turf."
The two types of blob dudes are swept up in a violent brawl. One microplastic tears at a lead guy's skull with his teeth while, elsewhere a lead has a plastic pinned down and swings at him wildly with a bloody knife. It is a bloody, terrible scene of savage cruelty and animosity.
The scene pans out further to show a human's head in silhouette, an x-ray of his brain showing it as a soggy and torn up mass of blood and flesh.
We zoom out further to see the man within whom this battle rages, him unaware, a contented smile on his face as he says "I can legally operate a forklift."
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Some of the most disturbing imagery on this site comes from this gumby account. Seems like a terrifying show.
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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
I am once again (excitingly) tapping the manifesto of my beliefs xkcd.com/1520/
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Degree-Off
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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
If you want to fight government surveillance, go raise a stink about all the cameras cops have up in black neighborhoods for no reason. Are you doing that? Or are you just hanging a high minded principle on your desire to drive fast?
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