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okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it

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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today

Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep

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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026

If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/09/2026

Respect isn't given. It's earned. By accumulating Respect Points. You can earn Respect Points by completing Side Stories or defeating monsters listed on the Job Board. Check the Almanack to see how many Respect Points you need to level up!

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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 22/09/2026

A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. An alien emerged with a chair, which they sat down on, backwards. "Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain." They sighed. "Get your shit together, okay? We know you can."

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My coworkers are all deeply unserious (complimentary)

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Elk on the grounds that if I’m looking at them through binoculars I’m down to get hundreds of feet closer to elk.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ME: is a W two Vs holding hands INTERVIEWER: i meant questions about the job ME: oh sorry INTERVIEWER: ME: INTERVIEWER: it’s an M doing a handstand

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There is a 20-something asleep on our sofa after a dinner party and I keep having the urge to throw one more blanket on her. The kids are pretty damn awesome.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I cannot stress enough how cheap bidets are but also how much they save you on toilet paper. Easy to install and remove, too! Like downright “I can get that off in the 24 hours before a landlord visit”, even.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Folks, (if it fits in your budget) I cannot recommend an Aftermath subscription enough. It’s like getting the print edition of The Onion except it’s the glory years of Kotaku rather than early ‘00s The Onion. It’s great games journalism but also wholesome and *fun*.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The most American thing you can do is cook something your meemaw used to make hybridized with something your partner’s meemaw used to make (it’s tied with “died because you were a fucking moron”. Remember the Alamo)

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.

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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026

HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“Oh hey this is a parfait except it’s five times as much work and also there’s like no food in there, you have to make this to have Culture” - some French person who made the thing exactly once and decided it wasn’t worth the effort to ever do it again.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We’re rewatching some of our favorite GBBO seasons and I am utterly convinced that the French invented some of this shit just to fuck with the British.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Little man just had his “you’re home now” gab and apparently it was that “this flavor is hated by all cats” cherry so we are less than pleased, He sure did like having the stuff he spit out washed away with a warm wet washcloth tho. It’s okay my dude. Pawther groom the gross spit-up away.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Apparently the medical term for a “Where’s Waldo Orchi” is “cryptorchidism” which admittedly sounds *hella* cooler.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

OMG THIS STONED-ASS KITTEN little man just made it up the cat tree and onto our mantel and then tried to jump down! My boy you have a one-inch incision by your lowest right nipple! Dude you are smol, a one inch incision isn’t nothing!

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

His sister is enjoying the *hell* out of him being a little doped up and unable to get into nooks right now. She’s looking out for him hit also clearly running it in his face that she can get behind chairs and under our ottoman and stuff.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The cone that my little boy kitten came home with after his round two expensive boogaloo of getting fixed has a rag tied like a scarf that goes with it and holy shit if I could find the right tear-away collar that looks like this he’d be my rapper scarf wearing little man forever.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Where’s Waldo Orchi for my kitten was a success! We have awoken from anesthesia!

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is the funniest thing someone else saw 19 months ago but it’s at least the second funniest thing I’ve seen today as well. Probably the funniest if security door at work smacking me in the face isn’t your idea of funny.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

$5k in vet bills coming up just because one tiny little kitten testicle is *really* good at hide and seek. Fuck.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The one silver (leaf) lining here is that the FBI contacted the reported of record and updated him about their own investigation instead of trying to blame him or somesuch, so that’s an improvement over my expectations. Fucking hell is this narsty, tho.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You ever give a cat pets so good they started drooling? Apparently that means they get to bite you if you attempt to stop.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I miss the louvre more and more every week

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Getting people to read Marx is hard because of brain worms. Getting them to read Adam Smith, which Marx would have recommended to them, is hard because, deep down, this is people:

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Didn't Read LOL Shrug Meme

Alt: Didn't Read LOL Chair Dance

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.

Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This will be excellent news for one of the 207 people who live in Hebo!

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Oh wow I forgot how long old 4x games took to get running.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My wife siddling up to me with doe eyes doing the index fingers pointed inwards to each other hand gesture: “so if you put outdoor clothes on and go to the Asian grocery I could make kimchi jjigae again tonight…”

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You’ll absolutely guess what this is about

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just got word: it looks like he isn't going to make it through the day. The time is *now*. Please. They've been the light of his life.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Nowhere on the Hamburger Helper box does it say that you can’t add MSG

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David Weiskopf believes in you @dave.bzky.team · 16/08/2026

Classic rock yogurt shop called "Don't Fear the Kefir"

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air.

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.

Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.

Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.

Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.

Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Do cats speak A. The language of where they are from B. The same language (cat) Or C. the cat language of where they are from (There are no wrong answers)

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

For Bluesky to survive it must keep taking care of business and working overtime

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

JERRY HAS METASTASIZED This is is not a dril Repeat, JERY HAS METASTASIZED

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