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JD S. Pumpkins

@jdniemand.bsky.social
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Journo, occasional RPG writer, Twitter escapee. He/him.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18h
this is why they all end up in “reasonably nice but not fashionable suit” without deviation.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Professor Frink saying Colson Yankoff
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth…
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
grok why are people making fun of me for saying that you're the future. give me something i can post as a reply to my haters. make sure the post is long winded and solipsistic
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*J. Jonah Jameson voice* Get me video of Ramaswamy
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 04/10/2026
Average social media comments:
Two comments on a Royal Road chapter:

"Thank you for the chapter! Take good care of yourself."

"Thank ME for the chapter! Take BAD care of yourself (evil version)"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re not doing this, you’re leaving gains on the table.
The image is a satirical illustration of a sperm cell with muscular arms flexing. The text reads, "Ejaculixir Home Brewing Kit. Ferment your semen into the most powerful complete protein elixir known to man." The background is a dark, swirling pattern.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it really seems like everyone who knows about these things develops The Madness
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rfk and the cdc are now recommending against tender forehead kisses good night
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One thing you can say about Michael Caine is that Michael Caine is a political conservative who made 70 movies where the entire idea was to make Michael Caine money but he never did this bullshit
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/10/2026
that's bait.
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Pope Leo XIV
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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The Pope is elected by cardinals in a Conclave which gathers in the Sistine Chapel.

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Dave Johnson @dcjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do poitically. Brexit was the wrong thing. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
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Half of UK wants to rejoin EU and backing it could drive up Labour vote, megapoll finds
Exclusive: Findings will bolster those in No 10 who want to negotiate on re-entry but some senior figures remain wary
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Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
Jeremy culhane as tucker carlson on Saturday night live's weekend update.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/10/2026
this is very funny
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026
Debating adding "champion amateur horologist" to my bio
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal
Moist had worked hard at his profession and considered himself pretty good at it, but if he had been wearing his hat, he would have taken it off right now. He was in the presence of a master. He could feel it in the hand, see it in that one commanding eye. Were things otherwise, he would have humbly begged to be taken on as an apprentice, scrub the man’s floors, cook his food, just to sit at the feet of greatness and learn how to do the three-card trick using whole banks. If Moist was any judge, any judge at all, the man in front of him was the biggest fraud he’d ever met. And he advertised it. That was . . . style. The pirate curls, the eyepatch, even the damn parrot. Twelve and a half percent, for heaven’s sake, didn’t anyone spot that? He told them what he was, and they laughed and loved him for it. It was breathtaking. If Moist von Lipwig had been a career killer, it would have been like meeting a man who’d devised a way to destroy civilizations.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what the fuck is wrong with the teamsters man Roger Marshall is a ghoul who sued his own patients and threw them in prison!
Kansas Teamsters Back Pro-Labor Candidate for U.S. Senate
Press Contact: Kara Deniz Phone: (202) 497-6610 (Topeka, Kan.) - Today, Teamsters Local 696 endorsed Senator Roger Marshall (R-KS) for re-election to the U.S. Senate.
"Sen. Marshall has proven time and time again that he is a friend of labor," said Teamsters General President Sean M.
O'Brien. "As a member of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions, Sen. Marshall has been eager to partner with us on legislation that protects workers, even when it requires breaking rank with his own party. We look forward to continuing to work together with Sen. Marshall to fight for the rights of hardworking Americans."
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
“my ex-husband fucking sucks but hold your nose and vote for him, I guess” Rs really busting out the big guns for the Texas seat, huh
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JD S. Pumpkins @jdniemand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's commie mutant traitor talk, citizen, please report to your nearest termination booth
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from Michael M (@michaelmphysics):

(Adam Driver from Marriage Story shouting, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way", then four Adam Drivers punching the wall in the second panel)
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 02/10/2026
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These ads go in the same category as brazen, easily disproven lies after ICE killings. It’s not about persuasion. It’s a display of power. They could have passed them off as PAC-funded. They added “paid for by the U.S. government” because they want us to know they can break the law with impunity.
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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
i think cox should spend less time weeping about polarization and more time working to convince his co-partisans not to abandon pluralism and liberal democracy
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The flashback at the beginning of a dystopian film
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Weremorgan ⚢🔥🐺 @comeuppance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like, for a startling number of people, covid completely obliterated the idea of having to participate in anything resembling the social contract in the US
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/10/2026
Graham Linehan is calling the people who murdered a trans man in cold blood, heroes.
Screenshot of an X post by Graham Linehan (@Glinner) commenting, "It looks like these two are heroes who may have saved some kids".
Linehan quotes a post by Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) that reads: "Damn. According to a witness of the shooting homicide of the trans New York Times executive in Dublin, Calif., the elderly Chinese grandparents calmly walked away after the exec was dropped to the ground".
Below the text are two police mugshot photos side by side: on the left is an elderly Asian woman with short, wavy gray hair wearing a white shirt, and on the right is an elderly Asian man with short dark hair, slight facial stubble, and a white shirt.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Sensify by Brembo
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Setting aside the fact that most of these people did not, in fact, break the law, what does this suggest about how the next administration should handle the members of this one, nearly all of whom have broken many laws?
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t think the state should kill people and I *definitely* don’t think the state should kill people if they’re not even good at it
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I assure you they ARE talking about it. I know because I had a post about it go viral elsewhere and there was a deluge of comments from men demanding I provide EVIDENCE that these seven fellas did ANYTHING wrong. Some of them call me a bitch and a cunt. #JustProtectingWomenStuff
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You know who isn't talking about the Cornell 7?
The same ones who wanted to
"protect" girls in sports and women in bathrooms.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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