Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18hthis is why they all end up in “reasonably nice but not fashionable suit” without deviation. 1278436
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsThe Onion @theonion.com · 23hArchaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth… 131542157
Reposted by JD S. Pumpkinsskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026grok why are people making fun of me for saying that you're the future. give me something i can post as a reply to my haters. make sure the post is long winded and solipsistic 31014
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*J. Jonah Jameson voice* Get me video of Ramaswamy 373847
Reposted by JD S. Pumpkinsthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 372679430
Reposted by JD S. Pumpkinsceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 146106522295
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you’re not doing this, you’re leaving gains on the table. 34918100
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it really seems like everyone who knows about these things develops The Madness 1328212
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026rfk and the cdc are now recommending against tender forehead kisses good night 815315
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One thing you can say about Michael Caine is that Michael Caine is a political conservative who made 70 movies where the entire idea was to make Michael Caine money but he never did this bullshit 31107993
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsBrian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026Getting ratioed to hell over there 463046233
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsDave Johnson @dcjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do poitically. Brexit was the wrong thing. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...theguardian.comHalf of UK wants to rejoin EU and backing it could drive up Labour vote, megapoll findsExclusive: Findings will bolster those in No 10 who want to negotiate on re-entry but some senior figures remain wary 1725571
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026Debating adding "champion amateur horologist" to my bio 64199466
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsSam @samd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what the fuck is wrong with the teamsters man Roger Marshall is a ghoul who sued his own patients and threw them in prison! 971147180
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side. 312295268
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsMicah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026“my ex-husband fucking sucks but hold your nose and vote for him, I guess” Rs really busting out the big guns for the Texas seat, huh 1442856
JD S. Pumpkins @jdniemand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that's commie mutant traitor talk, citizen, please report to your nearest termination booth 010
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 465142462845
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These ads go in the same category as brazen, easily disproven lies after ICE killings. It’s not about persuasion. It’s a display of power. They could have passed them off as PAC-funded. They added “paid for by the U.S. government” because they want us to know they can break the law with impunity. 341628477
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsTremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline. 9886274
Reposted by JD S. Pumpkinsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos... 128546
Reposted by JD S. Pumpkinsjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602560647
Reposted by JD S. Pumpkinsjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026i think cox should spend less time weeping about polarization and more time working to convince his co-partisans not to abandon pluralism and liberal democracy 1593960508
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should. 525101742226
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The flashback at the beginning of a dystopian film 731217214
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsWeremorgan ⚢🔥🐺 @comeuppance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like, for a startling number of people, covid completely obliterated the idea of having to participate in anything resembling the social contract in the US 1655
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/10/2026Graham Linehan is calling the people who murdered a trans man in cold blood, heroes. 701292293
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle. 81249233
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before 152176581438
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 119115412862
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Setting aside the fact that most of these people did not, in fact, break the law, what does this suggest about how the next administration should handle the members of this one, nearly all of whom have broken many laws? 563993
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsBrooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here. 3242481133
Reposted by JD S. Pumpkins🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t think the state should kill people and I *definitely* don’t think the state should kill people if they’re not even good at it 616822
Reposted by JD S. PumpkinsSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I assure you they ARE talking about it. I know because I had a post about it go viral elsewhere and there was a deluge of comments from men demanding I provide EVIDENCE that these seven fellas did ANYTHING wrong. Some of them call me a bitch and a cunt. #JustProtectingWomenStuff 0588105
Reposted by JD S. Pumpkinsphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 385618669