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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@eitmonline.bsky.social please isolate elliot saying “i want one of them big ole fat ones.”
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry i'm late i was up all night winning fictional arguments with my enemies
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Allen @anellyhawks57.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂😂💀💀
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
diane is DISGUSTED @eitmonline.bsky.social
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump promises to "bring back the Hawk Tuah girl" if Republicans retain control of Congress
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Holden Link @holdenlink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
good morning mr president, we have that ai video of you playing quarterback in the super bowl that youve been demanding but we need to reiterate once again that we have 11 days of oil left
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pool closes this weekend, which means one last day of lumping by the water all day. Time to bust out some light reading @chriswarcraft.bsky.social
shades of forever book by chris kluwe
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
imagine being sent to die in this pedophile's war, started because he's stupid and angry and racist and confused and easily led, one started illegally because hes too lazy and has no impulse control, and then after you die your family is denied death benefits because he lied and said it isn't a war
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@eitmonline.bsky.social what the hell does elliot know about 8 inches
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/08/2026
nobody says "hubba hubba" or "hey mama" anymore it's all "put your toes in my mouth" or "epic goonmeat plaptime." we have lost our way
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
poo poo and pee pee
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Steve Harvey Family Feud: We asked 100 married men - Name something you do with your wife that you shouldn't do with other women 50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex" Family Feud Steve Harvey:
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Show me a comic page you love.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My opinion of the ICE shock gloves is that were going to find out, probably within a week of them entering wide issue, what happens if you forget to take them off before using the restroom.
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@eitmonline.bsky.social the real question is whether E is getting hot and bothered at target watching all the freshmen co eds doing their shopping again?
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
tyler busting out the TOX-IC. #kitwilson
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We don't talk enough about stuff that's of personal interest to me. And it's amazing how few people know the information I've just learned
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/05/2026
ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/07/2026
Trump just delivered his first speech after the death of his allegedly dear friend Lindsey Graham, which happened less than 48 hours ago. He didn't mention him once. RIP.
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Defector @defector.com · 13/07/2026
Lindsey Graham dead, world no worse: defector.com/lindsey-grah...
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Lindsey Graham Dead, World No Worse | Defector
The Republican Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina died on Saturday, after what reports have called a “brief and sudden illness” following an official visit to Ukraine. He was 71. In 2003 Graham…
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“How can you make fun of someone right after they died?” Me:
A screenshot from Starship Troopers of Michael Ironside’s character saying “I’d expect anyone in this unit to do the same for me.”
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop codes for Rise of the Tomb Raider: 20 Year Celebration for Nintendo Switch 2 courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends July 6th, 6 PM PT www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lightning I've never asked very much from you but tonight I have a few favors to ask
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David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Nearly 1 million people who bought President Trump’s memecoin have lost money through the end of June, according to a report by the cryptocurrency analytics firm Nansen. Their losses total $3.81 billion.”
nytimes.com
Nearly a Million Investors Lost a Total of $3.8 Billion on Trump Crypto Coin
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.
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Alan Mygatt-Tauber @amtappeals.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gotta love someone who claims gender is biological and then cites the journal Philosophical Studies in support of the point.
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
sorry, E! www.knoxnews.com/story/entert...
knoxnews.com
This Hooters location in Knoxville has closed for good
The national chicken wing and sports bar chain closed its location earlier this month, but another remains open.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Trump crashing out over the reflecting pool and blaming Antifa vandals is one of the funniest bits he’s done in years tbh.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
TFW the boys are back in town
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Right-wingers on Twitter will be crying fraud now that Spencer Pratt has been left of the starting lineup of the US Men's National Team at the World Cup
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
OTC ☝️ @eitmonline.bsky.social
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Isaac G. Bryan @ib2real.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Gambit is the coolest Xman because his mutant superpowers are (1) charging any object into a powerful explosive making anything around him a deadly weapon and (2) beating your ass with a stick
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
We've finally won the war against woke
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf” is pretty funny.
Pastor Burns speaking at the feet of a massive golden calf idol shaped like DonaldTrumpPastor Mark Burns @pastormarkburns
X.com
Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment with the dedication of the 22-foot statue honoring President Donald J.
Trump.
Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf.
We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone.
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jdjd2814.bsky.social @jdjd2814.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@eitmonline.bsky.social we already know how E feels about “ress a prossety”
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