elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 14hStop comparing the Schmitt show to something out of The Office. It was much more like The Office (UK). 130
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Or I guess I have to sit in the middle. Dammit! 010
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Austin City Limits Music Festival 🤝 Texas Roadhouse 🤝 Sick New World 020
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026For anyone worried, beet gummies were eaten off-air today... 170
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Was just reminded I've only seen Van Halen...III live and the opener that night was Creed. Best concert ever? It's in the conversation.. 061
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026'Colin From Accounts' is back. I repeat: 'Colin From Accounts' is back! 030
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Two albums of fresh material in the works?!?static.klipy.comYoung Bruce Springsteen Live PerformanceALT: Young Bruce Springsteen Live Performance 130
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oof, Elliot’s sports jinx extends to Little League?! 150
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is anyone selling a "With My Arm" shirt yet? 110
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My 'FernGully' fans are going to be disappointed today, but if it makes you feel better, I'm not playing "Cool Jerk" either...static.klipy.comTim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're MistakenALT: Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken 050
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Truth be told, just bought a new 100-ft extension cord over the weekend.. 130
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026People, your grilling efforts smell amazing tonight! 130
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Looking forward to his H-bomb promo...static.klipy.comIlja Dragunov Biting Rope WweALT: Ilja Dragunov Biting Rope Wwe 020
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026OK, I know Elliot never runs on time, but is the same true for iHeartRadio Broadway? 030
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"... but what they are looking at we can't discuss publicly right now."static.klipy.comJoin Me: Solve a MysteryALT: Join Me: Solve a Mystery 270
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The family did NOT appreciate the reminder that there are no more 8 o'clock sunsets. 230
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sam Yo's new Broadway ride had songs from 'Chess,' 'Paddington,' 'The Lost Boys' (TWO!!), and 'Starlight Express.' Plus, a Bob Fosse dance break! YES, YO...IS RIGHT!!! 111
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Do the start sounds on newer LG microwaves remind anyone else of Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade?static.klipy.comCasey Jr. in Disney's Main Street Electrical ParadeALT: Casey Jr. in Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade 120
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Note to self: Autostroker'll get you dumped. 370
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Woke up before the alarm, hoping I had at least two hours. It was two minutes. 360
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comZapp Brannigan Quotes You Win Again GravityALT: Zapp Brannigan Quotes You Win Again Gravity 1120
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If we play "Defying Gravity" at exactly 10:28 Eastern Wednesday morning, Elphaba will belt "IT'S ME" at the same time that we ALL defy it. 270
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Started the day by walking into a spiderweb. Can’t wait to see what else is in store! 460
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Heads up! Sink on the right in men's bathroom is clogged. 140
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This year's code of conduct and ethics training just dropped. Fingers crossed that the first question starts with a car accident! 160
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I thought we all agreed to not roll out pumpkin beers until at least August, no? 470
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Not only is there gum in the urinal again, there’s also a band-aid.. 220
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If you're wondering how many days it takes for the family to note the recipe you've left up on the desktop computer and then make it for dinner... it's nine. 240
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Smelling bacon on a Saturday morning walk with the dog is one of life’s greatest pleasures. 070
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Does anybody know when the on-demand audio publishing platform is coming back online? 130
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Every football stadium will look the same. Exactly the same.static.klipy.comConan O'Brien: In The Year 2000 SketchALT: Conan O'Brien: In The Year 2000 Sketch 020
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"High-T Department"? I'm out. (Self-diagnosed.) 260
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Officer Johnson, State Police. Is this regarding a criminal manner? 151
elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sundays without show prep...static.klipy.comAmy Poehler's Perfect Chef's KissALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss 6110