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“I have a fear of butterflies, right?” -Elliot

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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 14h
Stop comparing the Schmitt show to something out of The Office. It was much more like The Office (UK).
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Language, Bono!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or I guess I have to sit in the middle. Dammit!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Austin City Limits Music Festival 🤝 Texas Roadhouse 🤝 Sick New World
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For anyone worried, beet gummies were eaten off-air today...
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was just reminded I've only seen Van Halen...III live and the opener that night was Creed. Best concert ever? It's in the conversation..
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
'Colin From Accounts' is back. I repeat: 'Colin From Accounts' is back!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two albums of fresh material in the works?!?
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Young Bruce Springsteen Live Performance
ALT: Young Bruce Springsteen Live Performance
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pigbutt worm!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oof, Elliot’s sports jinx extends to Little League?!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is anyone selling a "With My Arm" shirt yet?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Absolutely forgot about the Gulf.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Butthole, Bagoon, Queef, & Colton.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My 'FernGully' fans are going to be disappointed today, but if it makes you feel better, I'm not playing "Cool Jerk" either...
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Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
ALT: Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kimpossible.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Truth be told, just bought a new 100-ft extension cord over the weekend..
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People, your grilling efforts smell amazing tonight!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Looking forward to his H-bomb promo...
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Ilja Dragunov Biting Rope Wwe
ALT: Ilja Dragunov Biting Rope Wwe
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
OK, I know Elliot never runs on time, but is the same true for iHeartRadio Broadway?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"... but what they are looking at we can't discuss publicly right now."
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Join Me: Solve a Mystery
ALT: Join Me: Solve a Mystery
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do we think Elliot is still angry?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The family did NOT appreciate the reminder that there are no more 8 o'clock sunsets.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
1-800-MUSIC-NOW, anyone?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sam Yo's new Broadway ride had songs from 'Chess,' 'Paddington,' 'The Lost Boys' (TWO!!), and 'Starlight Express.' Plus, a Bob Fosse dance break! YES, YO...IS RIGHT!!!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Madonna is 68?!?!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ARTE ET LABORE
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do the start sounds on newer LG microwaves remind anyone else of Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade?
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Casey Jr. in Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade
ALT: Casey Jr. in Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Note to self: Autostroker'll get you dumped.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Woke up before the alarm, hoping I had at least two hours. It was two minutes.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Zapp Brannigan Quotes You Win Again Gravity
ALT: Zapp Brannigan Quotes You Win Again Gravity
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If we play "Defying Gravity" at exactly 10:28 Eastern Wednesday morning, Elphaba will belt "IT'S ME" at the same time that we ALL defy it.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Started the day by walking into a spiderweb. Can’t wait to see what else is in store!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love Kevin Owens.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Heads up! Sink on the right in men's bathroom is clogged.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This year's code of conduct and ethics training just dropped. Fingers crossed that the first question starts with a car accident!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I thought we all agreed to not roll out pumpkin beers until at least August, no?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Not only is there gum in the urinal again, there’s also a band-aid..
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
THEY FIXED THE LAMPPOST!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you're wondering how many days it takes for the family to note the recipe you've left up on the desktop computer and then make it for dinner... it's nine.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Morning glory! Not morning wood!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Smelling bacon on a Saturday morning walk with the dog is one of life’s greatest pleasures.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Does anybody know when the on-demand audio publishing platform is coming back online?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every football stadium will look the same. Exactly the same.
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Conan O'Brien: In The Year 2000 Sketch
ALT: Conan O'Brien: In The Year 2000 Sketch
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🇪🇸
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
1,000,000 beers?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"High-T Department"? I'm out. (Self-diagnosed.)
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Officer Johnson, State Police. Is this regarding a criminal manner?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sounds great, Netflix!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Studio smells...stale.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sundays without show prep...
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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