Reposted by JC_DentyneAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst 32744447
Reposted by JC_Dentynelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/08/2026this was cottage cheese in the 80's fighting in the diet snack wars 1651422
Reposted by JC_DentyneHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth 495656822
Reposted by JC_DentyneWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win one of two $25 Gamesplanet credit (US Store) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on August 7 at 6 PM PT Summer Sale is live until August 10th buff.ly/PPrdUgT #ad 13372891
Reposted by JC_DentyneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Media hasn't caught up yet but a "moderate Democrat" everywhere other than Washington is someone who only wants to put this administration's leaders in jail 232157318
Reposted by JC_DentyneAdam Heff @geekchicohio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026No more beautiful love story on earth than Tim Heidecker getting back together with his ex-wife Chesapeake just before he intentionally shits himself to death live on air so that he can fight Alex Jones in the underworld. 956642
Reposted by JC_DentyneFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026MISSION CONTROL: prepare to enter the vacuum of space DOG ASTRONAUT: wait the what now 101368225
Reposted by JC_DentyneBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms 5694931988
Reposted by JC_Dentynethe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit 126162163986
Reposted by JC_DentynePopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim. 402990795
Reposted by JC_DentyneBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Killing schoolgirls in Operation Le Epic Bacon so people forget about the dead economy and the president's pedophile best friend for ten minutes. 762541441
Reposted by JC_DentyneAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true 314100242542
Reposted by JC_DentynePopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/02/2026In the last week before the Super Bowl, Trump supporters are training around the clock to be outraged by Bad Bunny halftime show 451253125
Reposted by JC_DentyneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I have complete faith in my health secretary, Robert Fungus Kennedy 333384265
Reposted by JC_Dentynederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds 383297856470
Reposted by JC_Dentynepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine 371494241
Reposted by JC_DentyneBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Powell, showing more guts than almost any GOP legislators: "The threat of criminal charges is a consequence of the Fed setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President." www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s... 9150901145
Reposted by JC_DentynePopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 26/11/2025James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars. Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans. 16350661259
Reposted by JC_DentyneTina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 14/11/2025People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to 733312431
Reposted by JC_DentyneAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/11/2025this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty 26975301943
Reposted by JC_DentynePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/11/2025hello michael wolf,f ple ase , to reschedul tomorro'ws "p̸e̷d̷.̴o̷p̵h̷i̷l̶e̷ ̵a̶c̴t̶i̷V̴I̶ ̷T̴I̸E̸S̴" as we have repeatedly discussed at length .in writing 122325
Reposted by JC_DentyneJason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 12/11/2025When you just come right out and admit it. 20725169
Reposted by JC_Dentynejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/11/2025the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo 180110622798
Reposted by JC_DentyneAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/10/2025COLLINS: Today you pardoned the founded of Binance. Can you explain why you did that? TRUMP: Which one was that? COLLINS: The founder of Binance TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people. 7312888885
Reposted by JC_DentyneDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 12/10/2025If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life 974906978
Reposted by JC_DentyneDonald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27/09/2025There’s nobody in iran or china or north korea who intends more harm for the people who live in america than the people ruling america do. This is the stupidest most vapid most casually bloodthirsty clique of elites to ever exist and the world will be better for its demise 021749
Reposted by JC_DentyneAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/09/2025From the newly released Epstein docs submitted to congress "Elon musk to island Dec. 6" 10845601131
Reposted by JC_Dentynewobblerocket 🎲🎮 @wobblerocket.com · 18/09/2025As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card. 246134465423
Reposted by JC_DentyneGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/09/2025This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment. 12534757615085
Reposted by JC_Dentynelowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 12/09/2025so charlie kirk was assassinated by exactly the kind of terminally-online channer shithead he tried to foment 1725529762
Reposted by JC_DentyneMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Remember: If it turns out he’s a leftist, that indicates a pervasive problem of violence on the left. If it turns out he’s a groyper, that means nothing whatsoever and he will disappear from the news cycle immediately. 544727987
Reposted by JC_Dentyneceej @ceej.online · 11/09/2025none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too 311418219
Reposted by JC_DentyneCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Wife to me after listening to my breathless, worthless 2 minute rant: Who is Ezra Klein? Who is Charlie Kirk? Honey I can't believe I'm saying this but you need to play more videogames and get off the internet 564074356
Reposted by JC_DentyneAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood 465694921
Reposted by JC_DentyneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne 71414257
Reposted by JC_DentyneMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 15/08/2025This is true, but part of it is the rootless, reactionary pathology of conservatives. They can't have common ground with others, can't admit common dangers like COVID & climate change. To be a conservative is to automatically reject what liberals believe, even if that means rejecting reality itself. 10748202
Reposted by JC_DentyneNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/12/2024CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that 3265711023
Reposted by JC_DentyneMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I'm Jewish and I think about antisemitism all the time. I can't tell you how fucking weird it is that Homeland Security posting literal neo-Nazi propaganda generates less discussion about the threat to Jews than a mayoral candidate who believes Palestinians are human beings. 8678532634
Reposted by JC_DentyneBrian Wasik @brianrwasik.bsky.social · 11/08/2025These people are shameless and depraved. Jay has given forum to some of the most disgusting CT on mRNA vaccines. He should prostrate himself through the halls of NIH and CDC, begging for forgiveness. 1728
Reposted by JC_DentyneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025If you regularly read the news and try to discuss it with another person you will sound more insane than a raving street preacher. Waving a big REPENT sign mumbling something about the bureau of labor statistics 272729337
