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JC_Dentyne

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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 9h
I see he put on his finest to crawl out of the sewer
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah I guess if you have a head injury saying fuck on the radio is kinda like uh saying the literal exact opposite thing about MLK Jr I guess
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think he should get a free pass to call him an “illiterate dipshit” on the record
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nah fuck that, she gets to be Alex Jones now let that other asshole be Alexander Emerick Jones
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whatever you do, don’t ask Matt Gaetz about what he wants to do to kids
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pre-dieselgate diesel VW Jetta is absolutely woke I think
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🥺 pwease let us scam you 🥺 otherwise you’ll put us out of business
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody asked, Mike
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They’re half remembering that dopey fucking commercial about 9/11 changing us and then cutting from a bunch of houses to a bunch of houses with flags in the front yard and pretending that was real life.
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m guessing he’s convinced that all he has to do is say “I’m gonna give you 5000 dollars” and that’s enough to coast through midterms. Imagining how many bricks people in the White House must be shitting over what happens after midterms is very funny and very cathartic though
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Thankfully our community self-polices by never actually saying who is doing something and only vaguely gesturing at it”
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hang on are you trying to tell me that politicians could gain support by improving material conditions for people instead of being strange and pissing people off?
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wonder how long it took for him to figure out that Chop wasn’t a person
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rare reason magazine W
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screen cap from Metal Gear Solid 2 featuring the character Solid Snake pointing at his bandanna and saying “Infinite ammo”
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s impressive how, in his striving to be a midwit racist, he uses “ACTG” the strangest possible way to organize the four nucleobases. Not “ACGT” in alphabetical order or “ATGC” for the base pairings. There are only so many combinations and he still manages to pick a weird one
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thankfully they’re so so good
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why in the fuck did they want people to stop calling these freaks “weird” again?
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So is a head injury a prerequisite to write for the NY Times opinion page or does it just make the hiring process easier?
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The soy right is far more grating and annoying that any strawman soy left liberal has ever been
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I would love to hear how Dean “Never had a real job” Ball thinks SSDI works
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh you’re in for a treat
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
✅ collectible cards ✅ have to scout them for EV IV stats ✅ probably like 151 of them at the start, way more now Yeah baseball players are Pokémon
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is that thing between your ears an ideal ball in a physics problem? Because it’s perfectly smooth, no ridges
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Alien Isolation but the Xenomorph is shaking a bag of cat treats
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In order to use AI well you have to know things already, in order to know things you have to learn them, but if you use AI instead of learning things then you don’t end up with the depth of knowledge Basically the tools required to effectively use AI are sorta destroyed by using it too early
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I do like the implication that the missile shortage was caused by some guy that left a big box labeled “MISSILES” in Afghanistan or whatever when they try and blame the previous admin for the Trump admin impotently wasting billion of dollars worth of missiles
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Waiting for them to accuse Ossoff of kinkshaming alleged ABDL enthusiast Harp
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Clients of the wallet inspector are starting to think maybe he isn’t a licensed wallet inspector
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I mean it is literally called Old Age, Survivors, and Disability Insurance It’s literally insurance, people need to understand that and yet they still have some conception of a box in an vault with their name on it
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s way better with mouse look though
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Came here to sing the praises of perfect dark
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/08/2026
this was cottage cheese in the 80's fighting in the diet snack wars
the doom guy ripping and tearing at all the demons from hell, which in this metaphor were those awful snackwell devil's food cakes
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Does “understanding the game” equate to “actually winning the game?” Because it sure seems like those two things aren’t the same thing
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There’s a good bit from his podcast a few months ago where he just straight up calls out Jordan Jensen for having “Austin Trans Brain”
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Does the sex offender registry overflow if there’s too many of them in one place?
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stavvy has always had good politics
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lmao at “anti-idea” These guys start and stop at “bro wouldn’t it be cool if the pyramids were like an ancient alien energy grid” when they should stop after the bong hit
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think the idea is for the picture to be of the suppressors
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Betting must go back to having to go into a smoky room with a guy who *will* break your legs if you don’t pay up, and I mean that unironically. That guy would also beat your ass if you tried to bet on presidential speeches or military invasions. Two birds one stone there
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you ignore the place where all the people are is my favorite counterfactual
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don’t hate myself enough to unmute this, I just know it’d probably be the dumbest fucking thing I’ll see all day though
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Media hasn't caught up yet but a "moderate Democrat" everywhere other than Washington is someone who only wants to put this administration's leaders in jail
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Adam Heff @geekchicohio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No more beautiful love story on earth than Tim Heidecker getting back together with his ex-wife Chesapeake just before he intentionally shits himself to death live on air so that he can fight Alex Jones in the underworld.
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m still in shock
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JC_Dentyne @jcdentyne.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Trying out a kinder gentler presence on social media by non-stop psycho posting about Israel
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