Reposted by JayMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276932022
Reposted by Jaylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026the fact that there's a 🫑 emoji and an 🧅 emoji but no celery emoji shows as a society we still have a long way to go until cajun cooking is normalized in this country 381815208
Reposted by JayKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026If you are trans and are raising money for your own needs, post the link below and I will share. If you are cis, choose one to donate to and share this thread. 781046961
Reposted by Jayweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic 293286789
Reposted by JayMarta Jewson @martajewson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Reminder to restock your daily purse/backpack with your essentials that are currently distributed between three fanny packs, two coolers and one drawstring bag. 6446
Reposted by Jayskooks @skookses.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Happy Mardi Gras, everybody. Happy New Year. Happy Ramadan. The people in this photo think this city belongs to them. It does not. It belongs to you. Take care of it this year. Reach out to your neighbors. Show them some love. These are rough times. We need to stick together. #RexComus 1028566
Reposted by Jaygen 🌙 @sparkwood-and-21.bsky.social · 18/02/2026My ultimate dream is that one day this little SOB rushes in there and suplexes Rex WWE style. One day, my sweet KCB. #rexcomusmedia.tenor.comKing Cake Baby Thumbs Up GIFALT: King Cake Baby Thumbs Up GIF 5539
Jay @jayram.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Damn are you even allowed to double-dip the scepter line? Do the king blessings stack or is it a timed-effect thing? #rexcomus 160
Jay @jayram.bsky.social · 18/02/2026wish they would hurry up and tell us which deb is going in the wicker man, we're gonna be here all night #rexcomus 0182
Reposted by Jayskooks @skookses.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I feel like the weird vibes this year were kind of unavoidable. Carnival is a spiritual antenna. It picks up everything in the air and condenses it into a street pageant. The good and the not so good always filter through that. But you have to feel it all in order to process it. 1/4 2346
Jay @jayram.bsky.social · 21/11/2025pruning all the brown leaves off my houseplants the night before a guest comes like “DON’T FUCKING EMBARRASS ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD” 020
Reposted by JayPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake 191124168
Reposted by JayAnnie who lives here @stellarine.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I actually really love finding out so getting to fuck around beforehand is just a bonus 646272
Reposted by JayAram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now 23096751665
Reposted by JayMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 10/03/2025From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this 18787482777
Jay @jayram.bsky.social · 05/04/2025LRT As a K-12 person I can attest that “the Kobayashi Maru serves no pedagogical purpose” to “the Kobayashi Maru is pedagogically critical” pipeline is very real 010
Reposted by Jaylincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 05/04/2025a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you 38104891948
Jay @jayram.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Spent the afternoon at the zoo that makes you buy it. Broke as shit now 020
Reposted by JayAdam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Jokes on them, I’m well versed in school abolition theory in that I’ve read Reason magazine, CATO, and Bill Gates’ sponsored pro charter school media 4583
Reposted by Jaycaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 23/06/2023if you want my body and you think i'm sexy turn to page 41 if you want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 58 if you don’t want my body and you think i’m sexy turn to page 72 if you don't want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 90 1020230
Reposted by Jaysynapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 08/07/2024my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional 81130305
Reposted by Jaygiddyup_buttercup @giddyupbuttercup.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished. Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls 19146271610
Reposted by JayEmily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I don’t ever want to watch a video please don’t make me watch a video 92455522
Jay @jayram.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Number Four, please approach the glass window and say "Ayyyyyyyyy" 030
Reposted by JayJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well 86106601937
Reposted by JayMia @sympathogen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳 Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市 133548745
Reposted by Jay"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/11/2024I've posted a copy of this pic on every web site I've ever been on and this will be no different 201237163
Reposted by JayArcher Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 26/10/2024*leans in close to the microphone so that lips are touching* fhqwhgads was our skibidi toilet 318935
Reposted by Jaymore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/10/2024texting my boss "caltrops :(" and showing up two hours late 18212
Reposted by JayAdam Ragusea @aragusea.bsky.social · 04/10/2024To people who think TNG Darmok is unrealistic because the Tamarians would have lacked the ability to explain the very legends on which their language is based: nuh uh. You don’t have to understand a reference in order to use it. We do it all the time. 3697
Reposted by JayAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 31/08/2024bluesky has boys from brazil, twitter has Boys From Brazil 542810351
Reposted by JayWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 15/08/2024The whole purpose of the postmenopausal female is hijinks. 423260