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Archer Gorgonitus

@archergorgonite.bsky.social
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Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites

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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
oh yeah I’m never gonna die, I’m gonna survive and not exit early *sees bank account* haha 😏unless…
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 11/12/2024
This is how the Postmaster General reacts when Members of Congress demand accountability.  He’s the reason your prescriptions, paychecks, and bills are late.  Embarrassing.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
millenial with 25,000 followers: yall this is an important moment to invigorate the working class and build automated socialism for gamers. we can recover from tuca and bertie getting cut. solidarity! zoomer with a cop's gun: the sun rises as it sets. we'll all meet god today
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Tucked into the Cass Report, deep in the appendices, you'll find that they reviewed thousands of patient records and found no one who'd been harmed by puberty blockers and fewer than 10 detransitions.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"luckily, i have my notifications filtered so i don't have to see the stupid complaints from my annoying constituents" repulsive
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Show them your teeth
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Mike MacFerrin @icesheetmike.myatproto.social · 10/12/2024
Dude literally hand-wrote a manifesto saying “It was the greed, lack of healthcare, and immense pain that caused us” and corporate media’s really tryna pull a “It was prolly the video games”, huh.
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/12/2024
WOAH! I don't know if you guys saw Luigi's valedictorian speech but it's actually crazy how he's dropping hints.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming IKEA
Photo of a small monkey in a tiny wool coat
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
@aaron.bsky.team are you the human being I talk to about targeted harassment and block evasion on your platform or do you, like jesse here, not consider me a real person I am not sorry about the blood thing btw. this is not a game. and I do not intend to let you forget that. get your shit together
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Coldplay is better than Radiohead
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Brian Thompson looks like the type of guy who’s burning in hell pissed that an Italian got him
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Haha cool. Why are you letting a pedophile serial harasser talk his shit and recruit on here? Why do you hate trans people?
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 09/12/2024
BREAKING NEWS: THREE MORE BULLET CASINGS FOUND AT SCENE BY NYPD _____ | buca | ——— _____ | di | ——— ______ | beppo | ————
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I need someone to photoshop a Luigi hat on the Danny devito “so anyway I started blasting” meme.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/10/2024
im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m very conflicted. I haven’t had McDonald’s in over a year because I’ve been boycotting. But today has got me hankering for some nuggets. I will stay strong, though.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
If I Did It by Luigi Mangione coming soon
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
No where has “No shit, Sherlock” been more apt
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Y’all are way too into what the police are saying and doing 5 days later. 1-800-COMEONNOW
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
yo @support.bsky.team, give Jesse Singal’s gross bigoted ass the boot already, nobody wants him or his creepy lil cronies on here. fuck anyone who doesn’t fuck with trans people
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Bluesky Social, PBC. 

D&B Hoovers ScreenshotBluesky’s company address.

113 Cherry St # 24821 Seattle, WA 98104-2205
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I desperately wanted them to come across a group of LARPers lmao
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Get Jesse Singal the fuck out of here
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If I was rich beyond measure, aside from all the sociocultural and economic problems I’d solve, I’d use it to make people’s skeets a reality
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
tried to do a few prank calls on ISIS but the language barrier proved pretty insurmountable. managed to peeve off some government guys though, they were asking me all these pissy questions about my "communications" with ISIS and i'm like, fellas, i don't even know if their refrigerator is running
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Perfect Orb 🍄 @perfectorb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
7’ by 6’ portrait made entirely out of Denied red stamps. By Old_Lengthiness3898 on reddit
Very faded portrait in red on sepia of a mass murderer
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The Mighty Mighty DuckTones (1997)
Team photo of the classic lineup of The Mighty Mighty DuckTones from the "Puck it up Puck it up Puck it up" tour

WARNING label: May Contain Vaccine Disinformation
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The fact that your leg can go to sleep while you are awake is, frankly, outrageous I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Asking anyone I see with a coat: where were you on the morning of December 4th?
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
🪿 - KH
Untitled Goose Game checklist but it involves a certain former CEO
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
NYPD have obtained footage of the CEO Shooter going behind a sofa and descending stairs. "He is gone" said a spokesman. "so are the stairs"
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Biden has the opportunity to go out on top with one final pardon
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hey. They said there was a jacket in the bag. We all know what Monopoly money looks like, but are there pictures of the jacket…?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/12/2024
Bashar al Assad
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a cartoon dog wearing sunglasses and a purple hat says i have to go now my planet needs me
ALT: a cartoon dog wearing sunglasses and a purple hat says i have to go now my planet needs me
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I was almost right
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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PillarsOfSalt @pillarsofsalt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
He's doing exactly what everyone assumed: already crying for a special exemption from third-party moderation efforts. I hope the Bluesky team enjoys being the personal tech support for a whiny creep.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If they don’t ban sing*l I’ll shit in every team member’s mouth
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