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@jaypee.bsky.social
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DJ/actor/model/failson/dipshit/shitposter. Glory to you, and your house (Not actually a bottom)

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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 6h
Yes
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 9h
boner of a lonely fart
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ceej @ceej.online · 9h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 9h
furby is here!! yay!!
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 9h
A cannoli is just a dessert taquito
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 10h
I should do that too
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 11h
#NEVERFORGET
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Rabbi Andy Kahn @rabbiandykahn.com · 14h
Jews are many ethnicities; all races; a variety of religious traditions; multiple peoples and/or nations. This is a bad step, and misrepresents what it means to be Jewish. Different Jews identify differently with all of these things, and to codify this in law flattens that reality.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 14h
new office decor
risograph poster of guy in xenomorph costume hunched over in misery and the text IN SPACE… NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU COMPLAIN! ALIEN by Cryptid Club 2026
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 14h
Also "Office Fur Trappers" and "Fish Tub"
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 14h
"The Darkness" or "Birthday"
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 14h
Hell yeah, thanks. I'm learning Unity and kinda wanna make some extrememely silly RTSes and/or mods
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 15h
I would like to know more
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 16h
Brock Samson - "They hit me with a truck"
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 17h
they should make laws that also apply to people who have a lot of money
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 16h
Shock treatment is a better film than rocky horror
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 16h
Shut the fuck up janet
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Steven Lucy @slucy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“It’s ok that the Obama Presidential Center is taking parkland because the campus will be free and open to the public”
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 18h
i will never like or subscribe
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 19h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's a shame imo, they have some bangers
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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So what. If they let me make an avengers move i bet i could kill all of them
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/KV32uLQGFR8
youtu.be
Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Childrens Picture Book Series
YouTube video by The Onion
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/10/2026
chabadnik in the park holding a lulav trying to get people to shake the lulav won’t even look at me. that’s fine i didn’t want to shake the lulav but you like to be asked you know. i used to be such a prize to these guys
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol this rules
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is michael tracy on this website. I'd like to tell him what a stupid motherfucker he ia
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🦧 (scary) @fionadelraeski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
baja blast tastes like legionnaires disease
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A recomp you can play without fear of it being AI Bro slop. And it's rejecting those who write whole issue reports with GenAi. You love to see it. 👏
A warning to AI Bros that it's proudly human made and that bans from repros will be handed out if Claude is a contributor on any PRs
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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sold @glorbis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Officially spooky season
A man looking at a cell phone the cell phone screen reads “imma suck that spooky dick!! -w skinner”
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a picture of sonic the hedgehog holding a thumbs up

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
FLIRT
BUT I CAN
MAKE THINGS
AWKWARD
IF YOU'RE
INTO THAT"
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no one can afford RAM because my dad needs to see chiuahahas doing the macarena
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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every decade we get some lord baldemort republican from utah whose big idea to fix partisan squabbles is for democrats to become republicans but be nice about it. this clintonism from the right has no audience outside of “undecided voters”, the dumbest news consumers on planet earth.
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whats uh. That flag behind him
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bosses have made it perfectly clear what they expect out of AI and what they want to get out of it and yet there are still people on 'the left' who think we can use it for good
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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OBI WAN KENOBI: But master, I thought the council forbade such behavior. QUI GON JINN (cracking open a sixth Miller High Life tall boy): Oh yeah you’re right let’s just do everything that little green freak says, that’s a better way to kill a Saturday
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MEN WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 29/09/2026
#OtD 29 Sep 1943 11-year-old partisan Gennaro Capuozzo was killed in action fighting against German Nazi forces in Naples as he threw handgrenades at German tanks. Part of a successful four-day uprising against Nazi occupation. Learn more in our podcast: workingclasshistory.com/podcast/e77-...
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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dylan @gropeforluna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
best joke i ever heard: guy walks into a bar. goes up to the bartender and says years' worth of terrible, cruel shit while wearing a t shirt that reads DEBATE ME. bartender pulls out a gun and shoots him in the neck and the guy dies
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@glorbis.bsky.social @lexciya.bsky.social i think this is for yall
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ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's still very funny that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
S-tier political ad tbh 🌭
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