iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As soon as I put this on my head I started to wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life

crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And it only took me three days to figure out making a shape. And then 4 hours to make a single shape. I think Linux users shouldn't design apps frankly.

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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Partner who spends all day making long social media threads vs. partner who has spent their entire social media existence casually believing that the way you add new posts to a thread is by repeatedly replying to the first post

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone is always like “oh Dracula is so bad, oh Dracula is so weird and horny, Dracula bit my dad” but Dracula also has times when he’s just at his house for 200 years bothering no one so maybe chill out

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

hello and welcome to my crib (weird 6 foot tall box next to the entrance of my hotel that surprisingly doesn't smell like piss)

A photo of megan staring blankly inside a complelty black box of granite somewhere in NYC

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

NYC is not nearly as accessible as I was expecting and now im at the hotel doing this until I can physically get up again

A photo of megan in a colorful outfit laying half on a hotel bed in a pose similar to the meme of Peter Griffin falling down the stairs

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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

POV: your spouse is a medical mystery who undergoes near-constant testing

A screenshot of text messages. An incoming text says "I am done with the first part which was being electrocuted. Now we move on to the needles". In reply, Soren says "I'm drinking a latte"

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Finished this piece of my past pets and stuffed animals watching over me while I sleep, featuring my current cat, Sepa

A crayon style square drawing of cartoon megan sleeping in bed under a yellow quilt with a black cat at the foot of the bed looking up and seeing four cartoon beings floating towards rhe window. Two of the beings are stuffed animals, one is a cat, and one is a black dog

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/11/2024

trying to pull on a sock while sitting on the toilet and blacking out like a fighter pilot pulling high Gs

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/02/2024

Isn't it a bad idea to build an all-knowing Panopticon? Great question. Here at Panopticon, Inc., we don't think so.

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm laughing so hard who is this even for but also I kind of want it

A photo of an Amazon listing for a glass cup with text that reads "mama mommy mom bruh" on it

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

One time a barista/cafe owner wanted me to sign up for his chess tournament and I signed up because I panicked and wanted to be nice but I dont actually know how to play chess

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I was tempted to put my papier mache halloween costume head on so if my house collapsed they'd find a giant pumpkin person

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It should be illegal to put these doors on a bathroom because why did a woman and I just make eye contact while I'm pissing

A photo of a wooden door in a bathroom stall with slats on it so you can partially see outside (and inside) the toilet

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

@sorenspicknall.bsky.social left me home alone and i couldn't stop thinking about this weird move persephone did in the hadestown movie so I had to try it myself

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I dont think other people are playing pokopia like I am because why am I building a South Barrington Illinois themed neighborhood of mcmansions

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

anyone who says we needed this rain is getting blocked and reported i am soaked to the god damn bone and feel like a fucking old timey fisherman who's been at sea all day

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Trib Ed board deciding how to react to young people downtown

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELATEN WATCHIN TV AT HOME "NO I DIDNT FALL ASLEEP I BEEN AWAKE FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE ,DO NOT ASK AGAIN, WHO CARES ANY WAY BUT ALSO I WASNT, BUT WHO CARES ANYWAY????? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ronald McDonald is a clown but he doesn’t really do clown shit he’s more a guy who likes that look

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

@sorenspicknall.bsky.social in his natural habitat climbing shit to take a photo of abandoned things on empty lots

A photo of a skinny white guy with brown hair standing on a concrete barrier overlooking an empty overgrown lot where a large round Spiderman pillow sits in thr middle of the lot

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I've started giving Sepa the info packets that come with my medication. She loves playing with trash. You could call it recycling I guess

A photo of a small black cat sitting on a large piece of paper with lots of text on it. The paper is an info and warning packet from a prescription medication

A photo of the same small black cat playing with two medication info packets laid on top of each other

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Someone came up and asked me what the moral or lesson of this piece is and I bullshitted an answer about loneliness and human connection but to be honest I just drew it because I thought it was kind of funny

A photo of a square art print that is of a cartoon banana standing in the rain wearing jeans and red boots holding a red umbrella

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

[typing on my phone as I’m getting flung thru the air by a violent tornado] tornado got me lmao

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

SHOP UPDATE!! 🧚‍♀️ New sticker designs are now in the shop featuring a lot of sparkles ✨️ And if you're in chicago, come see me on Sunday the 26th at the Block House Gallery for the Something for Everyone market! You can get these designs and many more AND try out my new vending machine!

An image of three sparkly sticker deisgns with text that reads shop update! The sticker designs are of a cartoon green alien cat, a cartoon frog on a skateboard doing a kick flip, and a cartoon clown saying I think I will cause problems on purpose

A shop update image of megan holding a new long green bumper sticker that has colorful lettering that reads Honk if youre petty

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I will be a vendor this Sunday at the Soemthing For Everyone market at the Block House Gallery! I'll debuting my new fun mystery bag vending machine!! And I have lots of new sticker designs ready

A flyer for the something for everyone art market on sunday July 26th 11am to 3pm at the Block House Gallery at 11137 S Langley Ave in chicago

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

You guys are getting paid kid meme but he's captioned "you guys poop normal sometimes?"

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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!

Text: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Picture: Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou winking

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Gotten to the point where all music streaming sucks at showing me new music/stuff i don't listen to daily so I have resorted to listening to the ACTUAL RADIO

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

What's the economics of a Pokémon Center? They never charge you money. Is it a non-profit subsisting on donations? Is there Pokémon health insurance that covers treatment? Do people in Pokémon world pay taxes to keep them running like a library?

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I forgot I had these fuck ass glasses in the car after pranking my friends camera intercom and im imagining a scenario in which someone searches my car and finds them

A photo of a small glove box in the center armrest of an older blue car, with a pair of groucho Marx glasses with a big nose and eyebrows sitting in the compartment with straws and napkins

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/06/2026

Me finding out Culver's is for rich people

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 22/06/2026

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

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