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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Found some time and started playing Crimson Skies: High Road To Revenge again and if I had money I’d demand a new one of those, a new Aquanox and a new Interstate ‘76 as a triple pack

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

At this stage, armed only with the scant knowledge I’ve been able to piece together this morning, I see but one path forward

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is exactly what I’m talking about

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Last night I sold one of my Gibson SGs, which has conveniently supplied with me the exact necessary amount of money to purchase this 1968 Dodge Coronet so I can hack off its entire front end and weld it to my Charger

The shell of a four door Dodge coronet sitting in a weedy field

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this bartender does not have to say “cheers” to me every time. In fact I’d pay extra for him not to

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Those mop top sonsabitches are trying to fuck my wife, I just *know* it. Well, three of them are. The drummer is actually very polite. I hold no reservations toward Ringus

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ol Jake really has his back against the wall

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alex understands the weight of the crookedly animated tragedy that nips at the heels of Bobby Pumpernickel. He can smell it fully on even the gentlest breeze

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anyway, all this is to say I have decided I’m glad I didn’t go to college, because I don’t think I would’ve done anything with whatever degree I picked. Evel Knievel didn’t go to college and he got closer to jumping Snake River Canyon than anyone else ever has

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am not a Reddit guy, but I do know it’s flooded up to the gargoyles with chodes and pedants, and I know how to fix it. make it so that getting upvotes physically hurts you. like somehow shocks you over WiFi. that will boil the website down to people who feel genuinely compelled to help others

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*a sudden gust of wind tears my nearly complete manuscript “The Temptation of Bobby Pumpernickel” from my hands and directly into a throttled jet engine*

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you have sent me a YouTube video in the last week please be patient, I have built up a terrifying backlog and am trying to work through it so that when I text back “that’s crazy” I actually mean it

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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

BATMAN: See there's, they got three different personalities, there's The Questioner, The Quiz, and the Quack- ALFRED: [loading a gun with a single bullet] So you gave me very specific instructions once if you should ever lose your senses

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

BATMAN: It’s worse than I thought… The data indicates that there’s *three* Riddlers… ALFRED: Master Bruce that is straight up the stupidest shit I ever heard

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don’t understand why celebrities always start super expensive complicated restaurants. If I was Travis kelce i would have a low overhead shack that fires bean burgers at passing cars from a cannon

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m ripped up 24/7. I’m low in the saddle drinking lamp oil

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wouldst sir like another Double Quarter Pounder with cheese

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve seen two Ford Model As in traffic this week. some old school suspenders and porkpie bad boys on the hunt for what they’re calling “jalopy toppy”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love watching prepper guys on YouTube because they’re almost universally bereft of charisma and don’t really think about what they’re saying. This guy just said he always refers to canned soup as “meals in a can”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They’re trying to make it so James Bond doesn’t have a gun anymore. They’re trying to make it so he just winds his arm up like Donkey Kong and gives the bad guy a devastating pink belly

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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

shocked this wasn't sent in response to @revengergt.bsky.social

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just thought about the “I’m the Joker, baby!” guy and my face immediately flushed with embarrassment as if *I* was the person who had done that

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

OBI WAN KENOBI: But master, I thought the council forbade such behavior. QUI GON JINN (cracking open a sixth Miller High Life tall boy): Oh yeah you’re right let’s just do everything that little green freak says, that’s a better way to kill a Saturday

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

damn, I was just about to go to sleep

10 Times Kevin Costner Was Outshone By A Co-Star

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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GANDALF, SWEATING LIKE A HOG: I, look, I gotta find this Gollum character FRODO: [silently counting cigarette butts in the car ashtray] GANDALF: Are you even fucking listening to me. He's bad news. And it'll feel good when you do him in. FRODO: When I do-? GANDALF: So fucking good.

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ve been largely vegetarian for awhile now but we’re at a function and out of politeness I had a cheeseburger. immediately after we went to a petting zoo and while I was petting a sheep I looked into its eyes and we both knew I deserve to die

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We’re watching through WKRP in Cincinnati which has A) Given me a new thing to talk to my mom about And B) Caused me to constantly ask my cat if she’s Dr. Johnny Fever

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m replaying Bioshock and I’ve never messed with the director’s commentary before so imagine my irritation when I say “what the hell” and click on it and Geoff Keighley shows up on my television screen

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The last couple of years have largely been awful. I just got a phone call, I gotta go to a funeral for a person I promised to come visit earlier this week.

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I gotta move further north. I gotta get somewhere so crappy and weed infested that I have to park in the living room because setting foot in the yard will get me attacked by cobras

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I was rich I’d carry around a duffel bag full of little voice recorders and leave inane Bioshock audio diaries everywhere. a single mom having a terrible day will be pushed over the edge when her son finds a crackly five minute recording of me talking about “Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m gonna get ahead of the game and start a seaweed farm, which if I understand right consists of putting a chain link fence around a vacant lot on the California coast and just waiting for a few years

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You freaks have made this town UNNAVIGABLE

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

according to this prepper YouTube channel, canned meat is “a protein powerhouse”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Putting Sturgill Simpson’s Sound & Fury on again, it is packed to the gills with lyrics that make me cackle like an idiot

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Jake, Subject Matter Expert @thewoodlandman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the schism will be Much Cooler this time around

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When you accept that Sonic is an obvious interpretation of Jesus it becomes clear that Knuckles is Doubting Thomas but he changed his mind and Metal Sonic is a parallel to often overlooked biblical character Metal Jesus. And Shadow the Hedgehog is that guy whose wife looked backwards and became salt

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wish my grandpa understood that Master Chief, The Doom Slayer, Robocop, Goku and Sonic the Hedgehog are all representations of Jesus. And Shadow the Hedgehog and Vegeta are of course representative of Dark Jesus, who was cut out of most versions of the Bible

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The original non-drum machine version of ZZ Top’s Tejas is such a great album. The break in this that leads to the solo makes me want a cowboy hat the size of a VW Beetle youtu.be/lz8eOOB0MBE?...

youtu.be

Enjoy and Get It On (2019 Remaster)

YouTube video by ZZ Top - Topic

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve been thinking about Spider Jerusalem all day long and like fresh cigarette smoke on a stiff breeze here he is

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

one weekend a year my hometown fills with rusty carnival rides and army recruiters and every year I forget about it completely. the liquor store parking lot is so jammed up that I scream “what the FUCK” and then to my west I see a tangled metal forest hungry for the blood of America’s youth

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my gradual settling into the dress pants/shirt situation five days a week has me strongly considering paring down my collection of jackets by at least half. But hauling two hundred jackets to thrift store is a total hassle

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sprinting into a burning house to rescue my “we are the generation that didn’t have this on our bingo card but here we are” shirt

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kevin Conroy Bruce Wayne: Alfred… I’m having a Jack Attack. Alfred: What’s that, sir? Kevin Conroy Batman: 𝙄’𝙢 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠.

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s funny, I knew Cregger was one of the WKUK guys but it wasn’t until like the ten millionth promo Instagram fed me that I was like “Oh! It’s the gallon of PCP guy!”

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

standing in the driveway waving a flashlight at the drone delivering my groceries and getting fatally concussed by a can of campbell’s chunky soup

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Professionally challenging working with someone who says “LOL” and “TLDR” out loud

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