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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 10h

obviously a fucked up situation from pretty much every conceivable angle, but the “what are you gonna do, stab me” principle remains undefeated

He also, per the affidavit, said: "Let's see if the FBI is going to to show up at my door because I'll shoot them motherfuckers too." Other transcribed statements include "I'm going to be a murderer one day" and "One day I'm going to turn into that person just like the people you see on the fucking videos on YouTube where they fucking run up to the police officer and they have no reason at all and then they make the police kill them. I'm gonna be that guy."

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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Now, what is interestin’ to me is you have two parties who know war will be devastating to them—and yet neither is willin’ to divulge the private information that would allow them to reach a negotiated agreement. Isn’t that puzzlin’?

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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic

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GleasonRyan @gleasonryan.videogames.fyi · 27/09/2026

JK rowling leaving notes for herself before the mold fully takes over

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 26/09/2026

Does Zionism necessitate Jewish supremacy? Every single Zionist party in Israel thinks so. Interesting.

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Elite universities mea culpas about the “loss of trust” in higher education so often fail to consider the force of the longterm propagandistic attack on universities, given extensive play in conservative media, that long preceded Trump, but which he has massively accelerated.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct

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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game

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Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

uh, let me be clear, *most unclear and wishy-washy drivel conceivable*

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@cspan

Former President Obama says Democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental: "What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment."

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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 26/09/2026

breaking: abraham lincoln urges peaceful settlement to war between states, warns against “brotherly retaliation”

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i have a hot take regarding the upcoming american midterms; every year your candidates should get slightly smaller. in 2030 every elected representative should be 2 inches tall and ride a beetle to work. they should sleep under a mushroom and wear doll clothes. they should crave the falling boot,

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I feel like Arnold was the one guy to truly hold the republican line about what the great goodness of America means in his heart and when they stopped pretending to believe any of it he looked around and was like fuck it I’m Bernie I guess

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AnimeAnComm @animeancomm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Endless cash for this gift

"This does not help your cause" -guy who hates you and your cause

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is JD Vance-level comedic timing. A true master of the craft.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ intersex catboys ☆ sapiosexual intolerant people ☆ Latin American gay Swifties ☆ neutrois people who aren't out at work ☆ Black butch genderqueer antishippers ☆ sapphic furry SWERFs

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rimidar @rimidar.au · 25/09/2026

Another banger from the great man

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes i google Ally McBeal — that 90s legal drama where all the bathrooms were unisex and nobody cared except to think it was so cosmopolitan and cool — just to make sure i didn’t make all that up.

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hat tip to @emexastris.bsky.social for pointing this out, but if you notice, the two people whose knowledge Huang appeals to are, y'know, 1) people and 2) of course women. One is his wife (Lori = Lori Huang) and the other ('Janine') is, I think, Janine Paul who I *think* is his personal assistant?

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jasserole @jasserole.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

Say what you will about the underlying situation, this kind of thing really shouldn't be out there for the entire world to gawk at

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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Again, this is what Tucker says to normal audiences. To his own audience, literally today, he went on a deranged rant about, among other things, how Oswald Mosley wasn’t a Nazi.

I know, buddy, you did that during World War II. When the very first thing the British government did was imprison the opposition party, called them Nazis, which they weren't, run by one of the great war heroes of the First World War, Oswald Mosley. Oh, he was a Nazi.
No, he wasn't. If he was a Nazi, he'd be living in Britain, in Germany. He didn't want the war.
And he has been slandered ever since. It's like scary even to defend him. I'm not even defending the guy.

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jasserole @jasserole.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

of all the publications to write about this

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Maybe you could be a person who's like no man...it's the ultrawealthy that are doing this, and you deserve more, but it's not immigrants or trans people that are doing this. It's your fucking bosses, and your bosses' bosses' bosses." www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jeT...

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My friend wants to join ICE; should I cut him off?

YouTube video by Stavvy's World Clips

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Air to Ground Message: FLIGHT DECK PRINTER JAMMED 3 TIMES THE PAPER GETS CAUGHT INSIDE AND SELDOM EMERGES Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a9549f3ed9f F: #f0aa40521d7

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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

BREAKING: This ok when Liberals do it

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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tone, you hear about this Kashi thing? They went from making dogshit cereal to letting you bet on if the Jets will win the Super Bowl before World War 3.

Christopher Moltisanti smoking and lifting weights in the back room of Bada Bing

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Joshua @spaceballsfanclub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's time for my most controversial take yet: "Oats & Honey" is not a granola flavor!! Every granola I've ever eaten has tasted like oats because it IS oats. We can't let them keep getting away with this

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

look at this fuckin blunt rotation

2021-2022 SEASON
George W. Bush
Douglas Brinkley
Diana Nyad
Tara Westover
Jay Leno
Malala Yousafzai
David Cameron
Bob Woodward
Dan Buettner

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 23/09/2026

The basic message to NYU Langone.

Person holding a handmade sign reading DON'T ILLEGALLY STOP KIDS' CARE FOR FUCK'S SAKE over a trans flag.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Reminder if you are not polyamorous do not say malarkey

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

aaron judge makes millions of dollars why does he need a loan from the federal government

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sending this image back to 2016 to give everyone an aneurysm

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DrForester @drforester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fun Ship Freddy hasn't been seen since... the incident.

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jasserole @jasserole.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026

I've felt a similar way about Kamala's stance on Gaza two years ago

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

look, if you can't explain it in a tweet to a hostile audience who has never once exhibited a charitable understanding of someone who disagrees with him, then it doesn't exist. simple as

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hasan Piker is an idiot and a provocateur with a pretty loose grasp of history, but I am finding the endless cycles of performative outrage at not unconditionally endorsing Eisenhower's foreign policy to be wearing thin.

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

oh, you say LLMs won't lead to AGI, but we've already made an AI Jim Cramer

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“there are furries in Russia too.” instant classic, will be quoted for years.

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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 19/09/2026

Related, annoying white guys renamed bias "priors" as if they were doing math

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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OpenAI: “our bot hacked another company without us knowing” Anthropic: “ours too” Google: “uhh yeah Gemini definitely did that also. Like three times. You don’t know the companies, they go to a different high school” Bluesky:

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Rob Pattenden 🔶 @polrobuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In other news: the Vatican is being hijacked by Catholics.

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