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Jasmine A

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They will have to invent books after stealing our books to feed their machines that then killed books.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disdaining fortune with his brandished steel Which smoked with bloody execution, Like Valour’s minion carved out his passage Till he faced the slave, Which ne’er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him, Till he unseamed him from the nave to the chaps, And fixed his fucking head upon our battlements
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ALL men benefit from male violence, because it allows you to think you’re a good person because you haven’t assaulted a woman. That does not make you a good person, but you have collectively put that bar in hell.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hacked by a moth.
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Okay stop everything you’re doing and watch this.
m.youtube.com
Brandi Carlile - "Uninvited" (Newport Folk Fest 2026)
YouTube video by Brandi Carlile
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john.in.chicago @john-in-chicago.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I remember watching this when it aired live in September, 1976, the Muppet Show's first season. I didn't know who Rita Moreno was, only that she was amazing. She won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program. Happy Sunday Funday! 🥵
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this is my favorite professional footballer move
Fran Drescher in The Nanny with arms outstretched looking indignant
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
SCHROEDINGER I'M COMIN' FOR YO TRIFLIN' ASS
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 06/07/2026
it’s always funny to see European teams drawn into CONCACAF nightmares
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ever accidentally go for a *checks notes* 6.2 mile walk in your house shoes because someone on the internet was wrong
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Elizabeth V @geolizzy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*screams in geologist* @infinitescream.bsky.social
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one
Instagram screenshot of Cookie Monster trying to eat the NBA championship trophy
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The internet is good actually
Bobdylanlover63 making a post that reads “i have electrocuted myself FIVE TIMES in a row - my arm is KILLING me. HOWEVER… they always say.SIXT TIME: the charm! Wish me luck mo.”

They have then quote tweeted themselves with the caption “i have to go to the hospital.”
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 04/05/2026
NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)
Crescent Earth and some delicious lens flareCrescent Earth seen beyond the MoonCrescent Earth behind the MoonThe Moon eclipsing the Sun, with the corona and zodiacal light forming a diffuse glow behind the satellite
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
hope we find out if it’s haunted
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
THE NUTELLA HAS COME LOOSE
nutella free in space on artemis orion
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mdunndidit.bsky.social @mdunndidit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Astronaut Jeremy Hansen is taking Indigenous culture past the Moon: his mission patch was designed by Henry Guimond, an Anishinaabe artist, incorporating one Indigenous perspective about the seven sacred laws, which are represented by animals. 🧪 #ArtemisII
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Jeremy Hansen's patch for the Artemis II mission
CSA astronaut Jeremy Hansen's patch was created for his participation in the Artemis II mission by Anishinaabe artist Henry Guimond. It includes personal and Indigenous elements important to Jeremy.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/03/2026
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING
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vladimir guerrero jr. joins the show during a postseason imgplay
Alt: Daaaaa Yankees lose with David Ortiz and Vlad Guerrero Jr
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Eos @eos.org · 11/03/2026
Two key features of geoscientists’ temporal thinking stand out: "They take a long view of time, and they expect low-frequency, high-impact events. Geoscientists have internalized the vastness of the age of the Earth and the relative brevity of human history." eos.org/features/how...
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How Geoscientists Think and Learn - Eos
Geoscientists have a select set of skills that help them make sense of the complicated and chaotic Earth system.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This video is imparting genuinely amazing news about the shingles vaccine, but also contains a description of vaccines that made me laugh so hard I had to sit down. “We inject the dead version so that when the live one shows up it knows we’ve killed before” is both accurate and SO FUCKING FUNNY
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The shingles vaccine is incredible #learnsomethingnew #sciencefacts #vaccineswork
TikTok video by Alex Falcone
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Erik Schlenker-Goodrich @riogranderift.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Rivers are living beings.
A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg
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Andrea Thompson @andreatweather.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Well, in more pleasant news, the Fish Doorbell is back... 🧪
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Ding-dong! The Dutch Fish Doorbell needs you to help migrating fish
A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell
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Jonny Wakefield @jonnywakefield.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
THE INTERNATIONAL FRIENDSHIP TOUR IS OVER: CANADA'S TEAM BRAD JACOBS WIN OLYMPIC CURLING GOLD
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Laura Slater @marketrlaura.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Olympic highlight in this house.
Two dogs eagerly check out the dog that crashed the Olympic skiing competition on TV.
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Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com · 12/02/2026
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 09/02/2026
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/02/2026
tumblr post:

lesbuchanan
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)
Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE
FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
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legionoftuna
Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Bulkley River Ice Nicholas Bott 1998
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Greater than 50% chance that we learned this by having a geologist attempt to eat lava at some point.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
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Jackie Caplan-Auerbach @geophysichick.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Wanna see how an earthquake works? Here's today's lab in my seismology class. An explanation follows. 🧪
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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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Andrew Alden @geology.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The plate-tectonic revolution is an intricate story recounted many times. This retelling adds details I didn't know and casts it with the narrative hook of a young scientist finding her superpower. Well done.
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
#merrychrismaseveryone Don’t forget your include your furry friends this Christmas! 🐯 🎁 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
The sun rising over the London skyline this morning, only it’s a very cloudy sky and the sun is visible only as an orange streak of fire that coincidentally seems to be emanating from the spire on the top of St Paul’s dome
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The ocean is none of our business
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
incredible quote lol
When a doctor told me I’d come close to dying, and that the play had to stop using real knives, I remember thinking: “You just don’t understand theatre.”
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth whose back is turned to us, and Macbeth posed towards us with his hand on the back of his wife's neck. The long cut in the back of her dress reveals skin in the shape of a sword/dagger that Macbeth seems to be holding.Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth facing us with her cleavage cut into three pointy triangles. Macbeth is kneeling in front of her, away from us, his face in his wife's chest. The exposed skin of Lady Macbeth looks like a crown that aligns with the top of Macbeth's head.
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