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Sarah Marrs

@cinesnark.bsky.social
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Deputy Editor of LaineyGossip.com | Member: Critics Choice Association, Chicago Film Critics Association, Online Film Critics Society | All writing: bit.ly/3G2qegq | Email: sarah@laineygossip.com

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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 21h
They're doing this on purpose
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Legit they're missing the point on purpose because execs do not want to engage with the reality that an explicit queer romance is THE It Show in the current political environment. They're acting like hockey was the main draw, meanwhile HR fandom is proud of how little they know about hockey.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No we still hate it
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bob on Bob crime (Also: no duh)
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was not asked to contribute to the NYT TV poll because I am too powerful* *my list would just be Justified 99 times and Letterkenny.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Interesting
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having seen unedited photos from Elizabeth Short's case, I have an absolute conviction that everybody should keep Elizabeth's Short's name out of their mouths. De Palma's film and Ellroy's book are deeply distasteful. Elizabeth Short quite literally has suffered enough. Leave her alone.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Netflix is like three business weeks away from deciding to do a reality show based on Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery".
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please someone ask him how old he is. I just want to hear what number he makes up.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is there being no Coke in Toronto a tariff thing, why is everything Pepsi
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Walking into open houses, seeing shiplap and saying "yuck" loudly and walking right out is my new hobby.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There is something so perfect about casting beloved Canadian icon Paul Gross as the villainous hockey commissioner that everyone loathes. Now please let Jared Keeso cameo as a ref or something.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Widow's Bay Travelocity reviews
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Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco! @ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
S/O to underrated industry news/gossip site Lainey Gossip and ESPECIALLY @cinesnark.bsky.social for giving us storyboard artists a s/o against AI taking away our work. I dont take for granted anyone railing against AI replacing is artists! www.laineygossip.com/is-gwyneth-p...
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Marilyn Monroe's estate is a corporation with no connection to her. This is not people who loved Marilyn, or even the descendants of people who loved Marilyn, it's a company exploiting her in perpetuity.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Something like this came up at work a while back, college interns couldn't believe we used to drink "trash can punch" out of a literal trash can. There is a lot about younger generations I admire, not least their stronger boundaries, but I am sad they had like, no teen culture of their own.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't quote Cargill's og comment, but the conversation about younger generations not wanting sex/nudity in movies is probably, at heart, about consent. Heated Rivalry is hugely popular with younger people, and the sex is explicit AND explicitly consensual. And people are fine with it.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Heated Rivalry Fans Be Normal About A Black Man Being Cast As A Love Interest Challenge
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit: The Dip Scene
Alt: Who Framed Roger Rabbit: The Dip Scene, a man with a gloved hand dips a cute, red and white cartoon shoe into a bucket of acid, effectively killing the cute shoe
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Weak sauce disabling quote posts, but when a colleague I didn't like died unexpectedly, I just didn't say anything. It's unprofessional to talk shit in that moment, sure, but you also don't have to say nice shit about someone who actively made you miserable.
Daniel Drezner post: "My hot take is that Lindsey Graham did many contemptible things but if your furious that his Senate Democratic colleagues are posting nice things about him today you need to put down your phone, get some fresh air, and remember a time when a colleague you disliked departed this mortal coil."
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Grindset: Mallory is thirty-seven and burnt out, so she decides on a whim to take a cruise with her college gal pals. There, amidst the hot sun and roiling sea, she meets Royce, a younger dance instructor who helps Mallory rediscover her purpose and find joy in connection. Refresh! Revive! Thrive!
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He was a great host, don't get me wrong, but this is in no small part due to the fact that he can't be nominated for Heated Rivalry.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Me clicking the "Philadelphia sports" trending topic
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Curious Cat Peeks from Behind Door
ALT: Curious Cat Peeks from Behind Door
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If Isaac Chotiner wanted to interview me I would simply fake my own death and disappear from the surface of the earth, because it is over.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“I don’t think it will even take a full decade for this decision to look tremendously stupid. I think it will take like, one calendar year, at MOST.” Thank you, @cinesnark.bsky.social.
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Stephen Colbert went out on a high note and was more gracious than anyone deserved on the final episode of The Late Show
We're going to look back on the final episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert as the seminal incident of a deeply stupid yet catastrophic moment in our democracy
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I will give $10 to the first hockey show that acknowledges how BAD hockey players STINK coming off the ice. Like I KNOW Kip Grady loves Scott Hunter because he made out with Scott on the ice while Scott was freshly sweaty on the ice. Scott had to smell like ten day old ASS.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The timeline has been blessed
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Are you aware of the voice actor who is leading a crowdsourcing campaign for Spirit Airlines so that it can be owned by "the people? www.businessinsider.com/save-spirit-...
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A Spirit Airlines fan has launched Spirit 2.0, a crowdsourcing effort to buy the airline: 'The people can own it'
The movement, dubbed Spirit 2.0, is encouraging regular people to come together and purchase the airline before private equity can.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Maddie's Secret is playing the Chicago Critics Film Festival on Sunday, May 3 at 4:15 p.m.! See it early, get tickets here: musicboxtheatre.com/series-and-f...
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Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco! @ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Some of the most honest and insightful film reviews are on Lainey Gossip where @cinesnark.bsky.social is one of the FEW mainstream critics to take animation seriously AND call the John Lasseter worship as bs. WHY is he still working when he doesnt recognize half the population as human beings??
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Chicago Critics Film Festival @chicagocritics.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Filmmaker John Early discusses the influences behind his directorial debut MADDIE'S SECRET Read more: chicagocriticsfilmfestival.com/spotlight/jo... MADDIE'S SECRET screens Sunday, May 3rd at 4:15pm
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We need to go back to maps of the ocean that just say "here be monsters"
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Related to previous post, the funniest worst date I've ever been on the guy asked me to name 3 men I find attractive so that he could "calibrate" my type (you? I'm on a date with you??), and I said: Mr Darcy Fox Robin Columbo And he got SO MAD at Columbo I thought he was going to cry for a minute.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fully convinced Columbo is a wife guy because if he wasn't constantly mentioning his wife, the audience would just automatically assume that man was boning everyone he ever met, Columbo has chemistry with telephones, Peter Falk is so on his game in that trench coat.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You are either master or commander
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tom Cruise playing an elderly character? Hell hath frozen etc etc
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is an Italian screenwriter named Carlo Salsa, which is also a great name if you must go on the lam. Carlo Salsa Henrietta Dip Tom Tomatillo (pronounced Tom-ah-till-oh) Burt Chutney cc @briancgrubb.bsky.social
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Reject the passage of time
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The moon is a silver seductress, luring us ever closer The sun is a pick me bitch always in my eyes
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Forgetting what I'm doing and googling "google"
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
They ear was 1948. Barbara, however, was living in the year 2048.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm absolutely convinced in 10 years shit like this is going to look completely insane and the kids who were forced to learn these tools are going to be completely abandoned by workforce that no longer utilizes them.
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
THE DREAM
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Ditriann @ditriann.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@cinesnark.bsky.social One of the reasons your site is so much more than gossip: your take on Hollywood dovetails from insight into AI, into insights into the whole economy. I loved your opening on laineygossip.com today! Continuing to hope the WB/Paramount deal implodes.
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Can we outlast the people in charge long enough to see a revitalization of Hollywood?
Disney gets no brownie points for being forcefully ejected from their partnership with Open AI's Sora which is reportedly losing $15 million per day
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
New Lolla lineup just dropped, 12 Tonnes of Kit Kats and Italian Chocolate Heist are playing on Friday, with Underground Transgender Mafia headlining
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Lol yeah, draft Gen Z, see how that works out
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Apparently I said something so unhinged today everyone present in the moment is now questioning my sanity, meanwhile, I am like, "But that is one of my oldest core beliefs, formed in childhood, it has always held true." Do I need new friends? Do these people just Not Get Me?
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Okay so what do we think this guy was ACTUALLY doing that he "teleported"
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Sarah Marrs @cinesnark.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Jerskin Fendrix will also be appearing in Star Wars as himself, Jerskin Fendrix.
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