Reposted by Janglesshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking 234318754
Reposted by JanglesGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice. 394104678
Reposted by JanglesWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Epstein Survivors' Statement 531889892
Reposted by JanglesMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital 123138644856
Reposted by JanglesJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 30/05/2026When the waiter tells you "Are you sure, it is very spicy": 642030245
Reposted by JanglesThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2026Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw 293021518
Reposted by Janglesonion person @junlper.beer · 08/05/2026i think it was fair to say “social media isn’t real life” until like 2019 or 2020, but ever since then real life and social media in most cases are heavily intertwined 562512296
Jangles @jangleslad.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I can't be the only one who thought this because the new Star Fox game has the same co-op mode! 120
Reposted by JanglesChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026we all know this classic way 331403439
Reposted by JanglesSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Holy crap. Shots fired at the Hinkley Hilton. Trump evacuated.independent.co.ukTrump evacuated after ‘gunshots’ fired at White House Correspondents DinnerAttendees are hiding under tables and the ballroom’s doors were closed 5288
Reposted by JanglesLucas DeRuyter @lucasderuyter.northsky.social · 21/04/2026We need to stop accepting views expressed on Twitter as real opinions. The sooner everyone assumes that the median post on that website is done in bad faith and principally designed to chase clout, the sooner we stop letting these fake controversies take up all the oxygen in the room. 3535091084
Jangles @jangleslad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026My hot take is that this game was fun as hell playing co-op: it made the wonky control scheme work (one player would control the ship normally and the other would be operating the GamePad guns, I believe) and there's nothing like it out there. 010
Reposted by JanglesBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more. 816335427972
Reposted by JanglesAccented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026) 167159124779
Reposted by Janglesvrunt @vrunt.social · 11/03/2026crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this 126111181866
Reposted by JanglesAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/03/2026Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.” 6673156887
Reposted by JanglesEyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula. He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula. That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming. He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet. If he can do it. 394064655
Reposted by JanglesRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship 1341414317383
Reposted by JanglesHarry Connolly (he/him) @byharryconnolly.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I never noticed this either. 90162593944
Reposted by Janglesderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there 610418455991
Reposted by JanglesBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Tony Dokoupil, removes glasses, thinks deeply: was the nom nom monster ever real? Tony Dokoupil’s mother: no honey that was what we used to say before we tickled you to make you laugh Tony Dokoupil, becoming emotional: so I’ve…just been living in fear 22861104
Reposted by JanglesGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 16/01/2026This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could 215145382779
Jangles @jangleslad.bsky.social · 13/01/2026More proof these guys have not walked down a grocery aisle for themselves in years 020
Reposted by JanglesDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026One basic lesson from political research is that secret police generally rely on mediocre men willing to do the dirty work of authoritarian regimes in order to advance their careers. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/how-the-fb... 532502797
Reposted by JanglesCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol 11060771155
Reposted by JanglesHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 09/01/2026For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazishard-drive.netFor No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard DriveThe Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story 7282493654
Reposted by JanglesBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters 66115763892
Reposted by JanglesMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Mr. and Mrs. smith, I don't know how to say this, but your daughter is going to be a sonic speedrunner Mr. smith, voice shaking, holding his crying wife: its ok Margaret, he means the genesis sonics I'm sure the doctor, lowering his clipboard, shakes his head slowly 0769
Reposted by Janglesderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/01/2026amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders 586269187870
Reposted by JanglesRian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares) 390388919084
Reposted by JanglesAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...muellershewrote.comWATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT SegmentI was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat. 16723554919976
Reposted by JanglesIan Weissman, DO @drianweissman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025More exercise helps reduce cancer risk – but why are the two connected? According to a new study, it may be down to a metabolic shift that appears to give muscle cells more fuel to burn, while starving' cancer cells of energy to grow. www.sciencealett.com/study-reveal...sciencealert.comStudy Reveals Surprisingly Obvious Reason Why Exercise Reduces Cancer RiskThere's a lot of evidence that more exercise helps reduce cancer risk – but why are the two connected? According to a new mouse study, it may be down to a metabolic shift that appears to give muscle c... 310134
Reposted by Janglesceej @ceej.online · 01/12/2025if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble 333312374
Reposted by Jangles🌸Danidraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Guy who hits arms and chest 15 times a week: "Gym girls always doing glute workouts smh 🙄🙄🙄" 0432
Jangles @jangleslad.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Hello Chuck I just finished Bury Your Gays and I just wanted to say I loved it so much that I read it in basically one sitting 000
Reposted by JanglesLuis Huerta @gamutfeathers.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Whats your favorite part of the holidays, Luis? Me: Well crafted ads with cartoon animals. Also Me: 😫😳❤️✨ (I saw him first, he will bring me my groceries and pie for the holidays! )😊❤️ 411737388
Reposted by Jangleskate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Dick is gone, Bush remains. 313147749
Jangles @jangleslad.bsky.social · 04/11/2025If you wanted to be nitpicky you could say that the force is more translation than distraction, and I would deserve that level of pedantry 020
Jangles @jangleslad.bsky.social · 04/11/2025My most controversial fitness opinion is that rows simply do not train your biceps in a meaningful way. The primary external force on your elbow during a row is distraction, not extension! Think about the end point of a row vs. a bicep curl, consider the force vectors, and see that I am wise 120
Reposted by JanglesThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ 858295727773
Reposted by JanglesStarfinder: Afterlight @epictellers.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Meet Preach, a Shirren Mystic joining the Starfinder: Afterlight crew. But wait… that voice? 👀 It’s @neilnewbon.bsky.social! (Baldur's Gate 3). Our Kickstarter ends in 10 days! About Preach and more: www.kickstarter.com/projects/epi... #StarfinderAfterlight 310545
Jangles @jangleslad.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Look I get the frustration but if you get into the mindset of "well doing this thing wouldn't immediately overthrow the Trump administration, so what's the point" what you actually end up doing is nothing Trust me, I've been there 040
Jangles @jangleslad.bsky.social · 20/10/2025What does posting on Bluesky actually accomplish? Or writing for the Dissident? What's the one thing that would work all at once, because apparently history shows us that change doesn't happen gradually as the forever incomplete culmination of contributions big and small? 180
