John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 30/05/2026When the waiter tells you "Are you sure, it is very spicy": 642030245
freebird78.bsky.social @freebird78.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It is the same here when Christians say are being persecuted when they are the largest religion. 020
basterdius.bsky.social @basterdius.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Just gonna leave this right here: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...reddit.comFrom the Unexpected community on Reddit: playing the victim cardExplore this post and more from the Unexpected community 000
Gary Carter #FBPE 🇬🇧 @garycarter.bsky.social · 30/05/2026In my former home city of Birmingham recently, ordering a balti. Waiter says “medium or hot?”. Forgetting where I was, I said “hot”. Eyebrow raised. “Madras?” “Yeah sure”. “Ok” he says with a knowing smile… Johnny Cash next morning - ouch! Don’t mess with Indian food in Brum! 230
Patch Thompson @patchthompson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Got hit by this while on honeymoon and considering how much I subsequently embarrassed myself, it is a miracle my wife didn't just get on the next flight home and change the locks 2210
Random Hajile @elimodnar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I'm friendly with the guys at my local Indian restaurant/takeaway. If we're there and somebody asks for something really hot, they always ask "are you sure?" 😅 I often tell them "make it as hot as you like." 😵 000
Tenison Blue @tenisonblue.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Do you think he’d also be willing to take up my complaints about how much I am a terrible victim of sexism and ageism (and, for that matter, heightism and the fact that left-handed people get all the best scissors) 180
John Springford @johnspringford.bsky.social · 30/05/2026When you go in the Indian supermarket and don't know what all the flours are for, but feel too shy to ask. 2622
NG @ng1978.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Or a French waiter when you order steak tartare making sure you know it’s raw mince. On a more serious note it’s another way that Reform is resembling the BNP of 25 years ago which used to have slogans such as “rights for whites” and made ludicrous claims of anti-white racism 1162
chelseachemist1.bsky.social @chelseachemist1.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Okay but as someone who does play into that stereotype I was quite happy to be profiled by hawkers 020
Porchville @znabal.bsky.social · 31/05/2026And when I lived in Britain, I found the South Asian food, way under spiced. 000
Porchville @znabal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026My answer has always been, "I lived there for many years" 000
Teresa M @teresa.eurosky.social · 30/05/2026Flipping heck, I so appreciate that. I really can't go past Rogan Josh levels of spicy. Any waiter that saves me from having my nose bead with sweat and me feeling rotten is an angel. 000
FootballScout @footballscout.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Translation: not enough boats immigrants crossing, (as proven by this weeks figures released by government)....I'll talk about something else....poor white people. This blokes mental. 000
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Excited for the demonstration. What will it be? Who knows! 050
sufficiency.bsky.social @sufficiency.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Also are we talking percents or absolute numbers, ‘cause there are a lot of white people. (And white people may feel racially targeted but I would hesitate to call it racism since we’re not being systemically oppressed.) 000
Will Wilshere @whawilshere.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Always ordered the spicy vindaloo at my Indian, and it's usually the only one they don't ask if you want it "regular or spicy". Once the restaraunt owner asked me. I said "spicy?" "Sure?" "Why not?" "Okay! 😁" and drew FIVE + MARKS next to it. I finished it but, christ. 030
crapstorm.bsky.social @crapstorm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026static.klipy.comBoo Hoo Bobby: Sorry Your Feelings Are Hurt, PrincessALT: Boo Hoo Bobby: Sorry Your Feelings Are Hurt, Princess 000
Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026No one on earth is persecuting white Br*tish people But they should be. 010
Krittika @krittikaa.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I think he watched that one episode of Goodness Gracious Me 0100
Irfan Alam @irfan-alam.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Zia’s mind is so colonised in his wet dreams he sees a white dude when he looks in the mirror… 000
Ben Rowe @benrowe.uk · 30/05/2026Had this just three minutes ago. Very happily my wife piped up “if anything, make it spicier. He’s not normal”. She’s a good egg. 010
Anthony Painter @anthonypainter.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I have betrayed many, many occasions. I'm not like them, "I want it like you have it". I have lived with this burden for some time. A feeling of release. 040
Will Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 30/05/2026"Demonstrably" = "this assertion is clearly ludicrous stated unadorned so I need a dash of waffle to give it the cadence of something that might withstand a moment of thought or argument" 020
rogersunshinecoast.bsky.social @rogersunshinecoast.bsky.social · 30/05/2026As an oppressed white guy from the UK, I’m at the moment being made to drink an ice cold orange juice and lemon lemonade next to a running river. Maybe the Lord’s prayer and raising a few more flags might save me. 060
Don't panic Jonesey @ergoerosum.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Zia has long been a card carrying cretin but this is a doozy even for him 😆 2140
Mark Freedman @markfreed.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Asian Street Food. Taking over our high streets from bookies and pawn shops. Disgraceful. 000
Lindsay @revteapot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Or (being Actively British Abroad, rather than demonstrably white) the waiter explains, in English, paraphrasing three times, that the steak tartar is in fact not cooked. 010
Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Hah! My version of this is when you order Sadza from an African restaurant and they bring you a knife & fork rather than a bowl to wash your hands after eating. The second they see you eating it with your hand, they quickly take the cutlery away and bring the bowl lol 2220
Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I have never once – to my knowledge – ever been on the receiving end of racism. I wonder how many non-white British of the same age (60) can say the same. 3918123
Haider Bahrani @haiderbahrani.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Makes me think of when their wives say, once you've gone black ...... too far? 000
Eddie Dolan @eddiedolan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026An Instagram video told me British food was bland so now I vote Restore. See what they made me do. 000
Sean Kenny @sean73.bsky.social · 30/05/2026When you go for a birthday breakfast at a Sri Lankan family’s house and they warn you away from the sambol of mashed up raw chilli and salty fish. 0111
Old man yells at clouds @grovester.bsky.social · 30/05/2026“Would you like this Chinese hot, or English hot?” 060
D B Webb @dbwebb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I suppose in a sense he's right - we're all victims of Reform's racism. 140
Wrath of God Bot @wrathofgodbot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Me when the waiting staff at a Japanese restaurant gave me a knife and fork after watching me use chopsticks for 30 seconds 1230
iplayguitarbad.bsky.social @iplayguitarbad.bsky.social · 30/05/2026When someone responds to your racist misogynist comment with "you're an asshole, leave me alone". 000
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 30/05/2026When the waiter gives you a knife and fork instead of the chopsticks you want..... 😱 000
jdmcgregor.bsky.social @jdmcgregor.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I want to like this, but I think the cosmos is telling us something here. 000
jaxhampton.bsky.social @jaxhampton.bsky.social · 30/05/2026We do get offered knives and forks as well as chopsticks at a lovely Japanese restaurant in town, but I can live with that. 130
Memories of Kuwaiti - Iraqi border @jercor.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Zia is the epitome of the phrase "Uncle Tom " total disgrace to his culture. 100
Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I'll never work out how a senior politician can just say this stuff and it's never challenged by the media, the police and every single other political party. It is very demonstrably bullshit. 010
Banjon @beardybanjo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I had the opposite of this once when I, somehow, ended up in an Indian restaurant in suburban Pennsylvania. The waiter, who happened to be from Manchester, heard my accent and said "I'll tell the chef youre English, so he knows to put more spices in" 7913
Stelrad P. Doulton @spdcarrots.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I am experiencing a strong emotional reaction stemming from the recollection of an instance where I was compelled to await the commencement of service at the butcher's counter within the Asian supermarket, specifically because all the personnel were required to depart in order to engage in prayer. 010
Saphira @5aphira.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I once cried over my curry being so delicious but too hot for me, I'd appreciate being coddled by the cook. After all I want to enjoy my meal and not prove anything to anyone 000
brucetempleton.bsky.social @brucetempleton.bsky.social · 30/05/2026And honestly, this is a kindness. 000
Marios Richards @mariosrichards.bsky.social · 30/05/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-uE...youtube.comGoing for an English | Goodness Gracious Me | BBC Comedy GreatsYouTube video by BBC Comedy Greats 150
