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James Kalyn

@jameskalyn.com
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Not the musician. Not representing my employer. Likes: cranberries. Dislikes: Work Safe Bob. he/him

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canada is maybe the best country. I love Canada so much that when I listen to Sloan I don’t even skip the drummer’s songs.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 28/09/2026
My Movies Fantasy League (MFL)  picks: You Can See Everything, The Social Reckoning, Godzilla Minus Zero, Elsinore, The Only Living Pickpocket in New York, Wild Horse Nine, Once Upon a Time in Harlem, and Street Fighter
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back during their NXT days, Sami Zayn pitched a ska gimmick for him and Neville. Apparently, it was approved by Dusty at the time but for some reason didn't move forward.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sharing this again if anyone needs a smile right now.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in high school my English teacher would put an inspirational quote on the board every day and once she wrote “‘every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.’ - unknown”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Genesis [1:1] On the seventh day God rested.
Genesis 
[1:1] On the seventh day God rested. 
[1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well. 
[1.3] haha resting whips ass he said. 
[1.4] It was all formless and empty and always would be. 
[1.5] And none of any of this ever happened to any of us. 
[1.6] We were all resting too.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 16/09/2026
@hansen9j.bsky.social this is how a real man does it
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
your own bed kicks ass every time
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
unfortunately “It’s a banger, tittie guy” will now be entering my lexicon
a tweet from AEW wrestler Marina Shafir
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
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Man Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock You
The dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As great as the wrestling is. As great as the shows are. As great as it is that there’s another place to create negotiation leverage for performers. Nights like tonight are why I’m glad AEW exists. So many emotions handled so delicately and wonderfully. Rebel forever. Butcher forever.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 05/09/2026
My four most recently watched movies: Buddy; Coyote vs Acme; We’re the Weakerthans, We’re From Winnipeg; and Tony
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
juste un beaucoup de dahlias devant une sculpture de bandido, dévoilant au monde son visage parfaitement sculpté et d'une beauté exquise. jef, envoie d'abord ceci à speedball pour vérifier que le français est correct ; ne me laisse pas me couvrir de ridicule.
picture of some flowers, pink, in front of a sculpture of a man who’s pulled his mask up to his forehead to read a paper or something.  i don’t know what the sculpture is about, it’s all french stuff because im in paris.  that’s the whole joke if you could call it one
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitatehuge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 21/08/2026
My 4 most recently watched movies: The Odyssey, The Favourite, Drop Dead Gorgeous, and Toy Story 5
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 21/08/2026
This is not making me feel better about 50
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Psychotic stuff from Watts. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Reggie Watts Is a Prominent Ketamine Advocate. Was It His Ex's 'Undoing'?
Comedian and musican Reggie Watts is a prominent ketamine advocate. Was it his ex-girlfriend's "undoing"?
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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A screenshot of the Apple sports scorebug for baseball reading Detroit 0, Pirates 0
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Mr Too Damn Bueno 🎉 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 10/08/2026
Finally it is being said
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Burnout Revenge Is Actually the Best One
Burnout Revenge is actually the best one.
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 08/08/2026
@trevordame.bsky.social Happy birthday, Hobbes! I hope you had fine waffles
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Insane that democrats keep trying to cave on this issue rather than amplifying the fact that it’s being spearheaded by bigots and freaks
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 31/07/2026
All you need to know is that in 1976, “butt plug” was added to the dictionary
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 31/07/2026
1. Seahawks 2.-5. also Seahawks
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Paying attention
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Reverend Chapman @wadatahmydamie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One nice thing about the Cybertruck is that there’s never a question about who gets it in the divorce
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 25/07/2026
My four most recently watched movies: Toy Story 4, Disclosure Day, The Invite, and Jackass: Best and Last
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Al's on a real hot streak of "not being a huge piece of shit" bsky.app/profile/stev...
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Maverick Poker: Ace of Spades Win
Alt: yeah Mel Gibson sucks as a human but I really enjoyed Maverick before I knew that
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Rev Barb @revbarb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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We Deserve Just Bins
A garbage company ran by Regina resident Adam Snook is one of the province's most popular "news" outlets. We let that happen. That’s literally the only Just Bins' story that will ever matter.
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The Naked Gambler @nakedgambling.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Incredible line. I don't know the context of this quote and I do not want to. I won't even watch the fight. This alone shall suffice.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reminder that Carney has cut funding for Natural Resources Canada, Environment and Climate Change Canada, Indigenous and Northern Affairs, and Indigenous Services. And he has rolled back climate protections, abandoned emissions targets, and is building more pipelines.
Carney:

"The wildfire situation has escalated significantly over the last three weeks across the country, and particularly in Northwestern Ontario. 

Thousands of people have been forced to evacuate their communities, not knowing if their homes will survive.  
 
On behalf of Canadians, I want to thank the brave firefighters, first responders, Indigenous and local leaders who are working tirelessly to keep people safe.
 
Our government is in close contact with provincial, municipal, and Indigenous partners and stands ready to provide any additional support as needed."
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Paul Dechene @pauldechene.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Meanwhile, here is Saskatchewan, this is the first summer in years where haven't had daily air quality warnings and therefore I'm dismissed as a climate alarmist.
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Jimmy Thomson @jameswsthomson.com · 15/07/2026
Not sure Carney's got this whole petropolitics thing down just yet. You don't want to announce your wholehearted embrace of oil and gas immediately before the season now known as "fire season" or your words will be echoing through people's heads while they wheeze through their morning dog walks.
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David Burnquist (RUDE) @refburnquist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
he actually did the meme
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James Kalyn @jameskalyn.com · 08/07/2026
Feeling called out right now
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
sorry we can't afford to pay workers to make videogames, we threw all our money into a hole . no one likes or wants to use the hole and the hole also makes video games more expensive. the hole also drinks all our water
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 05/07/2026
these fucking government of ontario ads are so grim. "more cops! more jails! more oppression of addicts and the unhoused! A SAFER ONTARIO"
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Ryhan from Jortscenter @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Good time to remember this @nicolematthews.bsky.social tweet: #WrestleSky
“When someone (or a company) is telling you (multiple fucking times) who they are, it’s on you if you continually don’t believe them.”
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"Weird Al" Yankovic has always been a real one. Just learned that he very recently turned down "a nice pile of money" to shill for A.I. Damn right he did. @alyankovic.bsky.social www.syracuse.com/entertainmen...
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Hogmild @oshaseleven.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is the best brand name I’ve seen in a while.
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cyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026
time to post my absolutely favorite meme
wrestling ceo meme, 4 panels
1. $6 artisinal soda
2. old timey apothecary label
3. "made from real barlow root or something
4. IT SUCKS SHIT
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