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volke

@volke.bsky.social
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your favorite local cryptid he/him Dreamy is my permanent party member fan of wrestling, video games, and Premodern MtG

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
really could use a whole night of watching slasher movies in a wood paneled midwestern basement with an array of snacks right now
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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dreamy 🖤 @dreamyichigo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
devastated doesn’t even begin to cover it, thank you pac for putting your heart into everything you did and for putting on matches that took my breath away. you may be the man gravity forgot but you will never be forgotten by us🖤🙏
Wrestler pac in a singlet with a microphone looking badass af
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve really enjoyed introducing my friends to wrestling and one of my favorite parts of that process was showing someone a Pac match. letting them know The Black Arrow is the coolest high flying move they will ever see and it’s performed by the man gravity forgot will aways and forever be special
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♡Haunted Kate 🇵🇸 🍂 @katespeace.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Legendary.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#AEW 🥲
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is my first time seeing Dani Luna in the ring and she rules. I need her and Kris Stat in a match asap 🤼
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Colten Gunn with his crop top jersey
a screenshot of a pink guy in a Sailor Scout outfit from Sailor Moon
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Juice Robinson Toni Storm 🤝 feuding with Marina Shafir 🤼
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andrade and Aubrey both getting matching blowouts for their hair is very cute 🤼
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
alright I’ll join in on the trend here’s my 9 games
an image display 9 of my favorite games found at https://my9games.net/en/edit
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MJ 🪣 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so i was trying not to do this but doing the maths, we need a little help caring for kenelope and the kittens for the next 8 weeks or so until adoption time. I need to get a baby jail, a vet checkup and basic bits and bobs so any help is v. Appreciated 💜 ko-fi.com/wrassletrash...
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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you like my writings and would like to help it makes gas and groceries much less stressful. It’s always appreciated.
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its bi visibility day ______________^__ / //// | / ----> 💗💜💙 < ( ' ) ------/ / /▪︎▪︎/ / / /▪︎▪︎/ / perceive us, | | | | motherfuckers -------
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guys who support sex trafficking be like:
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sure thing pal 🤝
Pictured: an old windows pop up and it says “You’re Invited To Suffer” with the only option to make it go away is to click “Join.” There is a pixelated slice of cake next to the word Suffer.
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m about 10 hours into Fortune’s Weave and I’m starting to get this nagging feeling of annoyance with it that I hope goes away with time. I’m not the biggest 3H fan, and I’m getting flashbacks from those play throughs
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
then I check the uptime and it’s a minimum three months
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
he's still royalty to me 👑
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
asking a customer if they’ve already restarted their computer and they say yes while giving me this look
Elizabeth Holmes when asks Nathen Fielder “why would I deceive you”
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The Jeremy! (stuck in among the zinnias) @tjeremy.com · 21/09/2026
Record Shopping with StrickPage #toyphotography #toypics #AEW #jazwares 🤼‍♂️
Action figures: 

AEW wrestlers Swerve Strickland and Hangman Adam Page are standing in a record store. They are both wearing chains (for effect and because I am lazy). Swerve is holding up the album GNX by Kendrick Lamar and Hangman is holding up The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess by Chappell Roan.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lord of the Rings Thin Lizzy cut, it just plays "The Boys Are Back In Town" every time the Nazgul are on screen
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/09/2026
Monsieur Noir in the Yellow Room (2026) Elena Polishchuk

seated black cat observing a large fishbowl of goldfish against a bright yellow background
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oeua @oeuafrown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
happy Fortune’s Weave to all celebrating!
the Dagdan Collection version of the Switch 2 game Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
since its happening again
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the cyclical nature of some blue wave lib getting on here at least once a week to announce how morally and intellectually superior they are due to not enjoying the proletariat stuntman theater that is wrestling never ceases to amaze me 🤼
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when your much smaller partner forgets to bring a jacket while you’re out so you let them borrow yours
AEW wrestler Bandido wearing his partner Brody Kingd jacket
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it really is infuriating that you can’t take a fucking screenshot when watching something on a streaming app. it’s so damn stupid
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Nintendo Gems @nintendogems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Life’s better when people and stories can be queer safely. Life’s brighter when folks get to live their lives and love themselves without fear of retaliation. Life’s richer when everybody has a place where they feel like they belong. We get this by looking out for each other.
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 16/09/2026
The country cannot function without labor, yet the conditions required to sustain labor (housing, health care, infrastructure, education, nourishment) must be provided by the laborer. Yet people will look you dead in the eye and tell you capitalism is the only system that makes sense.
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this reminds me one of the most vehement defenders of Trump from my high school is a guy who infamously jacked off a goat thinking he was milking a girl goat. I’m sure he’ll be a great fit!
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if you call in for IT assistance and say “well Copilot told me to do this” I should be within my legal right to strangle you through the phone
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volke @volke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
unfortunately “It’s a banger, tittie guy” will now be entering my lexicon
a tweet from AEW wrestler Marina Shafir
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby
a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love itthe pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards.  if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors.  i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner.  stay tuned.
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blow 🦇 @diva.zone · 08/08/2026
ppl forget that the biggest victims of 9/11 were muslims. 1 million innocent iraqis murdered. legislation introduced to legalise mass surveillance of muslims. innocent muslims detained at gitmo indefinitely to this day. and the "war on terror" has destroyed & genocided country after country non stop
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 10/09/2026
me reporting a Paul freezer post that is a drawing of a guy getting shot
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
Digital painting portraying the Nintendo character Samus Aran, from the Metroid series, as a ravenous creature on top of a totem. 
Samus, a woman wearing a full futuristic space suit with giant round shoulders and an arm canom, crouches on top of a totem while holding a pink flame with a off-putting bird claw shaped hand. Her arm canom on the other hand oozes a yellow substance. She looks at the camera like she has just noticed us.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Anyone calling the refusal to compromise on trans rights a "purity test" can get into the bin as far as I'm concerned
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 09/09/2026
Kirby
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Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 25/07/2023
Sega Dreamcast North America packaging (9/9/99)
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lunch sketch.
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smokey eunuch™ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
FRANK BLACK: there was a guy ME: yeah so what FRANK BLACK: an underwater guy ME (I AM THE FEMALE LEAD FROM THE SHAPE OF WATER): im listening
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America's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm tired of people who never worked minimum wage minimizing the effect of the federal minimum wage stagnating
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